ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 22/04/2026i think horses should grow from the ground and not from a womb 000 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 26/03/2026been real brave lately… ate 2 sandwiches with a little bit of tomato on ‘em 000 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 22/02/2026people when they have a very fresh baby: hmm i think i am going to go on a plane for 13 hours 000 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 30/12/2025if i was a non-sentient creature i would probably enjoy that more than being a horse 010 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 29/11/2025no this time it was me gobbling the turkey actually 000 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 25/04/2025oh are you full of despair and suffering? that sucks try enjoying a slurpee on the swings idiot 010 0
Reposted by ally :3Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 19/04/2025my girl coochie when I put da googlie eyes on it °()° 021 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 20/03/2025yall think reverse psychology will finally make frank ocean drop smth 010 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 02/03/2025oh it would be so nice if a propeller hat just so happened to fall into my possession 000 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 19/01/2025now that tik tok is down my close friends story is gonna go dumb stupid 010 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 16/01/2025you’re telling me to go kick rocks like i won’t get joy out of that 010 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 07/01/20252 chunks of chicken in my italian wedding soup. so fuck the rules i guess?? 010 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 03/01/2025“oh wow! a salt lick and a pound of carrots! where could this have come from?” i said in a room with a mysterious horse shaped lamp in the corner 010 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 02/01/2025i need to be slapped the next time i think im able to eat ice cream 010 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 30/12/2024going to a mirror maze to watch kids run into the mirrors 110 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 25/12/2024fuck. i’m jingling everyone’s bells today. decking everyone’s halls. idgaf. yeah, i’m making the yuletide gay alright. 010 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 25/12/2024we all learned to color inside the lines in like, kindergarten, so why is it fucking impossible for people to drive inside the lines. just curious. 010 0
Reposted by ally :3𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 22/12/2024jack off all trades (imperative mood) 2606 0
Reposted by ally :3Qball @q-ball.bsky.social · 21/12/2024i guess I’m not the grinch cause i got her touchin my 39 and a half foot pole 021 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 19/12/2024if i ever encountered a mysterious hole in the bathroom i think i would stick one of those fidget cubes through it so someone could stim on the other side 011 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 18/12/2024ah, no dinner for me, thanks. just got microplastics shot directly into my fucking veins :) 010 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 12/12/2024ahhhh the simple pleasures of hitting my vape and eating my soup 000 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 11/12/2024seldom am i loud in public, but when home i vocal stim at immense volumes 010 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 09/12/2024too many opps, gonna start carrying around a really sharp pencil. 010 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 05/12/2024time to unbuckle my belt and slap my stomach around the house 010 0
ally :3 @allylumina.bsky.social · 04/12/2024taking a break from tik tok to go on instagram reels 020 0
Reposted by ally :3🙋♂️HumanBuddy💁♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 28/11/2024Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon! 433186561421 0
