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Founder & Principal Technologist @ limbic.systems My thoughts are the property of my employer, who is also me.

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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Listen, I just think at its core, jazz is at its core an exercise in ultimate trust.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think they would be like “you got me fair and square mister”
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There’s something charming about the fact that we all accept the idea that a movie being played on a reel to reel film projector has an audio track playing along with it.
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Art of da deal
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ompuco @ompu.co · 18/09/2026
Picture of a carrot cake with a carrot drawn with frosting on top, with the caption:
I love when they draw a carrot on top of the 
carrot cake just to remind you this 
world is full of wonder & whimsy

The caption is clearly crudely edited, with the final line haphazardly placed over the original text & failing to blend in
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
thinking about this again for no reason
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m sure we can write a skill that makes it mock us, just for nostalgia purposes.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, aghast, says "Oh No! That means..." We see Jack Skellington in the woods beyond Halloweentown approaching a tree with doors shaped like the World Trade Center. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of terrified passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash into tower one. Jack once again asks "what's this?"
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Matt
@scriptumsent
Nathan Fielder descending through Dante's inferno going "oh ok" to everyone's stories
10:09 AM • 2022-07-30
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Steve jobbed so Tim could cook
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
But what about the songs
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I refuse to believe this
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I need John Oliver to explain to me why so many internet properties are being vacuumed up by Private Equity firms so aggressively right now. Anyone have a hunch? What’s the end game I’m not seeing?
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it's our own damn fault that the cool S is not defined in the Unicode standard.
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Post nut house clarity
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post nut clarity be like that
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.
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mary🐇 @mary.my.id · 26/07/2026
oh god
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
That’s what big golf club wants you to think
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He died doing what he loved: using Nord VPN and signing up for Squarespace.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/07/2026
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@OkButSti
me and 107 other guys are hanging out at odysseus's house eating all his food and perving on his wife. this is awesome because he is certainly dead lol.
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I think getting rid of golf would do more than this. They won’t.
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If you haven’t seen what the band members of death cab for cutie look like recently it’s wild. They are all the original members…I think???
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They used fable to make opus 5 I bet, it made no mistakes.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Doesn’t it sound like Randy Newman is always wearing sunglasses? @pzd.bsky.social
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A candid photo of me using Fable to respond to an email.
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 17/07/2026
He drinks a Rizzler drink He drinks a Sigma drink He drinks a Hawk Tuah drink He drinks Skibidi drink
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I can’t confirm this, but I’m relatively certain that the music video for Hotline Bling was filled in the backrooms.
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Remember what they’ve taken from us
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Unauthorized use of this elf is prohibited. DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS ELF.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
And also with you
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Maladaptive pattern: forget to feed my army > they die > i'm a bad general

After cognitive restructuring: forget to feed my army > learn the Foul Arts> Skeleton army
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
betterquestions.ai/the-model-we... GLM 5.2 lookin' real good right about now.
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The Model We Can't Have vs. The Model They Can't Take
Days after Washington pulled Anthropic's most capable model offline, a Chinese lab shipped open weights nearly as good and told us to keep them forever. That contrast is going to define the next few y...
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 17/06/2026
Claude: Would you like me to handle §8 or move on to §11c? Me: yeh sounds good
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
He died doing what he loved.
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DIE-ler SIN-drix @tylerhendrix.blog · 13/06/2026
owned
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What is it now?
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Loop Engineers: Congratulations, you are all engineering managers now! betterquestions.ai/the-missing-...
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The Missing Ingredient in Loop Engineering: Observability
Everyone's talking about loop engineering: automations, worktrees, sub-agents. They all skip the ingredient that makes letting agents run for days safely: observability.
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Every time Claude says "You're absolutely right," you have to do a shot. It's the law. #shotlaw
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
You know, the Bible predicted this
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hokum (2026)
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
lol this is so true
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Playtester ↗ @playtester.io · 07/06/2026
An indie game where you profit from RNG while God watches. - Click to roll random numbers - Chase matching patterns for multipliers - Pray for forgiveness if caught Try the demo: playtester.io/meaningless-random-numbers #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
me: i sure wish there was a big long wood instrument for me to blow air into the humble didgeridoo:
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/06/2026
we are the daughters of the hoes you couldn't scare
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