iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

someone asked me to go watch a tv show at a bar one time and I am still laughing bc why would I go somewhere louder and with less comfortable seating. Congrats to you all who enjoy that but That’s Just Not Me

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

gn gorgeous gays, ugly fags on twitter stay up and keep watch since you wanna tweet so bad

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

wayyyy too stoned to walk into a live rendition of “home” by edward sharpe and the magnetic zeroes

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Martha Stewart on RHONY is so good lmfao

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Kream @savagegoodboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Once again confused why gays STILL use Twitter 🤢

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

new guy was sleeping at his desk so deeply that he was snoring, so my manager woke him up and this mf had the audacity to say “I wasn’t sleeping why did you say I was sleeping” and my manager goes “because I have ears and can see you” and then he called her CRAZY

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

hearing about favoritism in the office is so bad until you realize you are the one benefiting

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

sorry I’m so horny, it’s because I’m horny

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“I didn’t get that drunk at the wedding” meanwhile my camera roll:

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

too tired to redo a typo. just deleting and forgetting

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the type of anxiety I have is panicking about whether or not I left an iron plugged in 3 days ago 170mi away

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

tearing up thinking about my beautiful friend walking down the aisle in the woods to a violinist playing “once upon a dream”

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

woke up late but that doesn’t matter because I just locked myself out of my house

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was talking to my friend at delirious hangover breakfast time and she stops mid-sentence, touches her ponytail, and says “I fell asleep with gum in my mouth and found it in my hair”

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it’s not appropriate for royalty to jingle

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

drunk as hell at this wedding still have 7hr of partying left ama

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

competing for drunkest girls at the wedding

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s so funny when straight people do performative Christianity bc why are you taking out a phone to film “6am Bible study at the gym with the boys”

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

HOOTIE FRUTTI HOOTIE FRUTTI HOOTIE FRUTTI

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

tummy troubles when you’re a guest in someone’s home sharing a Jack and Jill bathroom lmfao okkkkkkkk humiliation incoming

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

is there anything more stressful than trying to make the bed in the guest room in the same way your friend’s very wealthy and glamorous mother had it made when you arrived

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

in my @tomtomchi.bsky.social era snapping pics of every inch of a small town

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it’s a great morning to be on a crisp walk looking at 100+ year old mansions

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

haven’t been out here in awhile so I forgot that a 1/2mi walk down the street in Cumberland will require hiking gear for the elevation changes block-to-block

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

in western md for a wedding tomorrow aka a 7hr reception and then an indefinite afterparty/bonfire/camping… I could pass away

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