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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
started playing UNBEATABLE. game cool.
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‏Greg @mostech6502.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The thing I try to articulate lately is the community-destroying aspects of this stuff. E.g. many of TCRF users find reverse-engineering / game modding playful and puzzling. Some people got started in REing by picking a favored game and struggling through it! It's not merely a collecion of trivia.
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Hunter R. @hunter-r.com · 07/10/2026
About a month ago, powmia99 discovered a way to trigger arbitrary code execution fully standalone in Animal Crossing GameCube with nothing but a controller. This was confirmed by Cuyler and I to work on vanilla hardware and we now have a setup that makes it 100% consistent.
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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's such a beautiful world out there. people draw all kinds of tits
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
putting together a completely tinfoil theory that every time kb says “eh?” or “hai!” or any of the other dialogue box accompaniments, some beleaguered intern has to go “*sigh* another 25¥ to the Shadai Group” and press the Nominal Dialogue Bweh Stud Fee button that wires 25¥ to the Shadai Group
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ko² @foxgirl.systems · 07/10/2026
fox's warranty
warranty sticker on the side of the PC, containing the illustration of the fox lady, plus text "SPIRITS RELEASED IF SEAL REMOVED"
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Sir Spooksalot \💤💤💤💤💤/ @sirhoopsalot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i've had this special week sitting in my wips nearly-finished since july 😭 figured i might as well finish it #umamusume #hoopsart
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think every human being needs to experience a little bit of suffering to be emotionally complete but I also think that suffering should be on the level of "lost an entire weekend to Pooh's Home Run Derby and didn't even win" and not "subjected to inhumane systemic violence"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
early reviews are in
youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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songbird @noctsilk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the world when it's my turn to be an adult
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Jhoira's Bizarre Adventure: Sax Ball Run @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Banning fraternities forever is the moderate position
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wendy Carlos should be on the 20 dollar bill. There should be a 50-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of her in Pawtucket. You should be able to buy all her albums in any format you want and a line of custom branded synths. She should be a household name along with Bob Moog.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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smolgrape | kinda hiatus @smolgrape.com · 31/03/2026
you should treat a trans person today
"stop using anti transgender language"

instead of "thank you", say "here is $20"
instead of "hey can you grab the door",  say "do you want me to send you money"
instead of "have a good day at work", say "here is $20" 
instead of "how was your day", say "have $20"
instead of "good morning", say "let me give you money"
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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Mir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why does the snake woman have to have tits" why must morning sun glimmer on the freshly fallen snow? why must the crashing waterfall cast a rainbow? think before you speak idiot.
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Mohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page headline of The National, Scotland
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neco🐾suke @necosuke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1991 Mazda RX-7 FD3S #art #illustration #car #CarAndGirl #catgirl #catears #cartoon #automobile #mazda #vehicle
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jude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
perverts are your friends and your allies
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord
Comic about discord implementing a feature nobody asked for that ended up not working(shocker!) and making a post trying to act silly about it. the caption is; "Oh, another major company trying to smol bean itself in light of recent controversy. let's check the quotes.." the next panel shows basil puppy reacting to the quotes saying; "oh wow. that is a lot of gore"
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Vixi and Friends [🎮 Iono] @vixichrome.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
An edit of the "I meet someone" meme, in particular, the "I am cheesed to meet them" version, but with a picture of Agnes Tachyon from Umamusume in the middle. The text cycling with the arrows around her red "I meet someone" -> "They disappear on the same day an Umamusume of unknown origin appears at Tracen Academy" -> "The Authorities cannot find enough evidence to make the charges stick" -> "The case goes cold" before looping back to "I meet someone"
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blue 🐻🐰 gateway fate 704 @dreadwyrmtrance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
visiting home
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Vic :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Discord automatically flagging my account as 12 yrs old after scanning my message histories with other maladaptive trans women but completely missing my messages talking about cast iron skillet maintenance, buying comforter sets, or budgeting for Costco groceries
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Vanellope's Game Over Scare
ALT: Vanellope's Game Over Scare
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rambunctious himejoshial figure @lesbianlizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love to witness the mass loss of privacy rights across the world and directly perceive a big part of it turning out to be for reducing legal hurdles to gambling advertising
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Cloud🔞 @lillhappycloud.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you say 'all erotica is bad, no exceptions' you inevitably end up down the rabbit hole of conservatism where LGBT folks, queer culture and anything deemed 'strange' sexually is renounced and eventually banned through legal means.
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pumpkin spice cite @citationneeded.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
kuu has to gain a wild animal's trust by feeding it nuts and berries. Wallflower or Warpath ch 7 is up on the $10 tier. come get your milk. had a lot of fun with this one; was nice to get back to writing something blatantly horny. subscribestar.adult/posts/2673544
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"Another second of hesitance, and from her knees, Ryu leaned herself forward. Slowly, like a tower collapsing, until her palms pushed into the floor and she was down on all fours. 

On her feet, or on her knees, or cross-legged sitting on her butt, Ryu had always looked big. Her lacking verticality—Kuu and Fuu had two, maybe three sun on her—had only made the way she spilled out horizontally all the more outrageous and obscene. Like all the height she should have gained had instead pooled itself into her hips and waist and tits, until she was seven shaku of meat—soft, marbled, plush fat and tough, powerful, muscle both—packed into a stocky five shaku body. 

So—bent over like this? Compressing all that meat? Holding herself up on thick, muscular arms that were wobbling either out of nervousness or because they were simply struggling with all the weight that had pooled into her bloated tits? Kuu gripped the bucket just a little tighter; the first thing such a sight made her think of was Yuki and Yama."
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월 @mondayday.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#FF14 #FFXIV
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Whurr @whurr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got ability: Sleep
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Zoro Fab @zorofab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hell Yeah
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i think the umamusume playerbase needs to stop trying to gaslight me into thinking that fine motion is a good wit card. that horse is convinced that she's a guts card and no amount of spam-clicking the 35 spec prio on her card will get this card to function
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Decaf @decafdraws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Are 🫵🫵🫵 you 🫵🫵🫵 looking make a difference for Gaza? One of the organizations that Macklemore pledged to donate to is one that I've been following and supporting for a long time. Gaza Soup Kitchen does amazing work and helps 70K+ people daily. Please consider donating to them here!:
gazasoupkitchen.org
Home - Gaza Soup Kitchen | Donate to Palestine NGO and Help Gaza Families with Food & Water
Support Gaza Soup Kitchen, a grassroots Palestine NGO feeding thousands daily in Gaza. Donate to Palestine relief and help Gaza with food, clean water, and urgent aid.
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Raine @r-a-ine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🧥
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Send this to a 30 or 40 year old to watch them stare into the middle distance about how fleeting life is
The start screen for the Super Nintendo emulator ZNES. Game menu is open with Load selected. The loading snow is also on the screen.
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Lacerated Thoughts @lacerated-thoughts.itch.io · 16/09/2026
not my goofy ass dropping chapter 3 right before fortune's weave comes out 💀 archiveofourown.org/works/923616...
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Spark The Eternal - Chapter 3 - LrnLcrtn - ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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pumpkin spice cite @citationneeded.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
archiveofourown.org/works/92676281 new story on ao3! reemerging rivals from ryu's clan arrive to make her day categorically worse. this is a lot less horny and kink-driven than my usual work but i hope it's enjoyable all the same! shares deeply appreciated. cover art by @chiikineko.bsky.social!
2D, rectangular, book cover sized illustration by chiikineko_. The top third of the image is a clear blue sky over a green field, with a trio of red samurai banners carrying a white emblem of two waxing moons. The middle third of the image shows three figures: a dark-haired, bespectacled young woman in samurai armor, cowering. Next to her is a scarred, androgynous, white-haired figure with crossed arms, looking at the viewer with a scowl. To the right is a blue haired woman with a hime cut and red eyes, looking down and flashing sharp canines as she licks her lips. She's wearing an ostentatious red, black, and gold jacket. 
At the bottom third of the image is Ryu, a nude, plus-sized woman in an onsen. She looks startled as she covers her breasts with her arms. Her hair is the same shade of blue as the hime cut woman.
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Caitlin @probablyclock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My mom has been making an average of about 10 bucks any time she goes out to work these last few weeks, and we’re still trying to recover from my grandmother’s destruction of her finances. I don’t know it’s bleak and I don’t know what else to do. ko-fi.com/clockiroll
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
gonna just do tiers i was a caught up player for, which means starting in ShB gate: 3s verse: 7 promise: 12s (p2>p1) aspho: 4p2 abyss: 8p2 🐐 anab: 12s (p2>p1) lhw: 2s cw: 6s (hindsight) hw: 10s
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Kay 🌱 comms open! @kf1n3.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Wanted to paint this dog
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
every hour i spend studying for this dogshit degree i started 12 years ago is an hour spent remembering that majoring in comp sci was, objectively speaking, maybe the most negative ev decision in the history of my existence. and i've spent money on lupine prototypes
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Vivian (Now Loading) @aeonlamb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
more videogames should have a dedicated button to talking to a little freak of a woman
Button prompt to press Z to talk to Midna
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Caitlin @probablyclock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We had to get my dad to help us get groceries and even then it still left us broke sooo
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
still the funniest reply ive ever received on this site
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