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@pseuudonym.bsky.social
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Almond Eye holding a KFC bucket
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i guess i'm really really a pace main now
Maximum Limit Break Agnes Tachyon Speed SSR support card from Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
babygirl, i have awful news
A screenshot of my Gauntlet collection log in Old School RuneScape. Corrupted Gauntlet completion count: 84. Armour seeds: 6. Enhanced weapon seeds: 1
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
when your CG luck is so stupid that even @rodein.bsky.social calls it criminal
Screenshot of my Gauntlet collection log in Old School Runescape. Corrupted Gauntlet completion count: 78. Armour seeds: 5. Enhanced crystal weapon seeds: 1
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
oh yeah this happened last night. undeserved etc etc etc
Screenshot from Old School RuneScape, showing me getting an enhanced crystal weapon seed from the Corrupted Gauntlet on my UIM.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
through the power of incest, we have cleared m10s
my raid static standing over the unconscious bodies of the m10s bosses
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
already figured out where they plan on adding an agility shortcut in the future (half joking)
a screenshot of a boat with a mast and stacks of crates near the ends of the yards. there are arrows drawn to indicate a possible path for an agility shortcut
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
825kc
me wearing a necklace of anguish in old school runescape
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
got torso on the uim tonight
a uim kitty wearing a Fighter torso in Old School RuneScape
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
thankfully it's much prettier
A screenshot of Old School RuneScape, of the town of Autumnvale. There are several redwood, pine, and maple trees.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
sure, why not, i'm bored
Tell me a video game name and I'm going to tell you my honest opinion about
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
i got this piece of shit! 132 kc, 6 unsireds. i will never see a raid purple in my life
a screenshot of me holding an abyssal bludgeon in old school runescape
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa YES
tormented demons green log. 1,672 kill count.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
tumblr user isuggestforcefem has a suggestion.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
based based based based based based based based based
waow
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
since i'm inevitably going to get more mossy keys because i want to be able to keep a staff for myself to alch with, here's my bryo log as it stands right now as a testament to how skillful (lucky) i am at this game
Bryophyta green log. 17 kill count.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
counterpoint:
A “Gamer”. A “gamer” partaking in an act of intellectual stimulation, known as, gaming. a picture of a bunny playing jenga
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
sidequest completed on the uim! now i never have to kill a fire giant off task ever again
A screenshot of three kitted rune scimitars in old school runescape
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
fantastic work, 10/10, no notes
a manga girl saying “oh, I hate this”. she has a distressed look on her face
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
MAN we couldn't even make this motherfucker sweat for like 15 minutes tf
1 like
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
www.twitch.tv/pseuudonym (it's gort not tob but)
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
YEAR 1996. Help! Is any one of you a doctor?
I have sex in cars.The last sentence is said 5 times.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
someone told me today is about trans people being visible or something. am i doing it right
a photograph of a pillow and some sheets, with nobody visible
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
ok. this was the kind of run that gets me really fucking hooked on a game, except I already like Rabbit and Steel.
A screenshot of the postrun victory screen from Rabbit and Steel.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
i still feel like i'm Going Through A Wood Chipper Mentally Speaking, but hey! at least I can save on law runes now
A screenshot of my Old School Runescape character wearing a construction cape
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
fuckin sure
Pokémon “1 like = 1 answer” prompt, with questions ranging from “favorite pokémon” to “favorite in-game battle”
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
i’ve started saying “chat” in an “addressing a group” way (example below). am i cooked
A pair of discord messages from me. “i need to go making out with cute girls mode. chat how do I do this”
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
wahoo, halfway home
A screenshot of me standing next to my new combined spirit tree and fairy ring in my house in Old School Runescape.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
well, this took about an expac too long.
10 stacks each of Ray of Fortitude, Ray of Valor, and Ray of Succor in FFXIV.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
just so you aren’t caught off guard by the name
A cropped screenshot of my trainer info in Pokémon TCG Pocket. The username is catgirlnutmilk.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
you want me to play xenoblade SO bad it makes you look yearning
A discord DM from OP, saying "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE" many, many times in a row
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
combat achieved (polished off 50kc with a nice lil' venge kill)
A screenshot of the Combat Achievements menu in Old School Runescape. It shows 100 percent completion of the combat tasks for the Kalphite Queen.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
is it this one or another one
The Magic: the Gathering card Ancient Tomb. It's a land with "Tap: Add two colorless mana to your mana pool. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you."
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
she took the fucking kids @belugaboy.bsky.social
A selfie of me wearing a white tshirt, with the following text on it in the style of early 2000s WordArt: “I Just Shit Myself while playing old school runescape AND NOW my wife left me
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
new pfp for you, i got you friend
The pokémon Cloyster.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
a 10 year old meme that says 
“Before 2014 End:
Anyone want to admit they got a crush on me”
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
same card
The Magic: the Gathering card, Yargle and Multani. Multani is a tree, and Yargle is some sort of frog creature.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
so I forgot the fate challenge log existed. well! paladin is the job I respect least lore-wise (even tho it is my second-fave tank gameplay-wise because i'm not gonna get invested enough to Git Gud at gnb/drk rotations) so I might just do the rest as normal and this is funny
A screenshot of me accidentally reaching level 100 on paladin, not in Solemn Trinity.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
little guy upgraded in leagues !
A screenshot of my character in Old School RuneScape, standing in front of the Jad Challenges scoreboard. Next to me is the metamorphosis of the Fight Caves pet, which is unlocked through the Jad Challenges.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
speaking of which
My 2024 Old School RuneScape year in review. 1,453 hours played, 73.04 million XP gained, 110 deaths, 1,501 boss kills. My most trained skill was Firemaking, I sent 296 chat messages, my longest login streak was 148 days, and I added 257 items to my collection log,
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
honestly i'm just glad osrs isn't through steam, because otherwise i'd have some Very Embarrassing Things to explain to my static (why i spend so much more time playing osrs than xiv, how this ties into the fact that i'm washed and dried and folded and put in the dresser in xiv)
cum fast to fish catch's Steam Replay 2024. 18 Games Played, 111 Achievements, 1,278 Sessions, 3 New Games. Most played games, by % of playtime: Final Fantasy XIV at 70%, Balatro at 10%, Brotato at 7%, Slay the Spire at 4%, Tabletop Simulator at 3%.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
last one for now because my brain just. isn't coming up with any others.... 9. inaban was another anime girl i was down bad for in high school, and. yeah that about sums it up
A screenshot of Inaba Himeko from Kokoro Connect. She has black hair and brown eyes, and is wearing a white blouse. She's outdoors, scowling, and brandishing a cooking knife.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
8. mechanically one of my favorite planeswalkers, and she's cute to boot? sign me up
The Magic: the Gathering card Tamiyo, the Moon Sage. In the art, Tamiyo is portrayed as a white-skinned moonfolk with a green robe and a telescope, surrounded by floating scrolls. The rules text is as follows:
Tamiyo, the Moon Sage. 3 U U.

 Legendary Planeswalker — Tamiyo

+1: Tap target permanent. It doesn’t untap during its controller’s next untap step.

−2: Draw a card for each tapped creature target player controls.

−8: You get an emblem with “You have no maximum hand size” and “Whenever a card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, you may return it to your hand.”
Starting loyalty: 4
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
7. first one that I would solidly put in the past tense; when i was a teenager i was down horrendous for kuriyama mirai. didn't stick for long, but I have to fill this list *somehow*. this exact image was my pfp on a couple platforms for a while.
A side-profile screenshot of Kuriyama Mirai from Kyoukai no Kanata. she has pink hair and gold eyes, and is wearing red-rimmed glasses, a brown jacket, and a blue scarf.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
6. Cirina. i'm weak to pretty ladies, and also she has one of my favorite quotes in ffxiv.
A screenshot of Cirina Mol from Final Fantasy XIV. She is an Au Ra woman with pink hair, green eyes, dark blue scales, and a pink robe.Cirina: As it was in the Naadam, blood will be shed, your lands engulfed in a storm of fire and steel. Yet as it did here, it shall mark a new beginning there. May you ever walk in crimson. For in crimson there is life. There is liberation.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
5. Leyte. i regret to inform you that i am weak to hot engineer women
Leyte Jokin, from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Blonde hair, dark blue-rimmed glasses, popped collar, frowning with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
4. to the surprise of literally nobody, helen is weak to hot catgirls. sue me.
An in-game render of Y'shtola Rhul, from Final Fantasy XIV. White hair, black dress with fur trim, a gnarled mage's staff, and cat ears.
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#1 floor scholar crystal @pseuudonym.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
3. Konar quo Maten. She tells me where to go and what to do, and could probably kill me pretty easily. and she's hot.
An in-game render of Konar quo Maten from Old School RuneScape. She has dark grey skin, cyan eyes and lips, pink hair, and a spear.
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