🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026(put season 17 of Bob the Builder on for the baby) My Inner YouTube Reviewer Thoughts: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THEY GOT RID OF THE TIMELESS STOP MOTION CLAY FIGURES FOR THIS CGI GARBAGE?? WHY DO THE MACHINES' MOUTHS MOVE LIKE THAT!! WHY AREN'T THEY IN SUNFLOWER VALLEY 181
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026when your brain don't work like it used to before 020
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Really blessed thinking about how squash exists. If I was in America, I don't know how long I could hold out avoiding kool-aid or soda for the bambino. Though now baby will stare at me drinking coke and want some. 130
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The American has just discovered the word halal, and are freaking out over cheese. The Brit is already accustomed to it since their local kebab shop has had halal for a decade. The vegan has a great solution to anyone who opposes the halal method of slaughtering. 120
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026do you think he will rename it to lake superior intelligence 040
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Creating a settler-colony to take over Istanbul that I'll call Constantinople, because obviously I'm entitled to that land and to expel all the people there, hello, I've called my settler-colony Constantinople? 010
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026my theory is that he talks like that because he's constantly greened out after an incident involving murderous intent with his rollers 012
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026bella lasagne walked so consuela de la morrela could run 💕 030
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026no one makes memes anymore it's all ai shit that sucks and can never be funny. the sight of it is sickening. it is not the man now dog 031
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I just need one (1) politician to be brave enough to tell Israel to go fuck itself. All these new age "telling it like it is" politibros and none of them can tell them to shut their bitch asses up and stop being genocidal freaks and maybe people would hate them less? 120
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026with the results of that one case I am glad to be over here and not in America right now but I'm absolutely worried about women over there 010
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It is lay-bor day-bor 001
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 05/09/2026oh no not the right completely missing the point of 12 angry men (who could have predicted this) 020
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ah, see, it didn't take long for a US representative to say that women who have post-partum depression should be separated from their kids! In no way will this be pushed to give men full control of women's reproduction and custody of the resulting kids. Neeeever 040
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 02/09/2026In a waiting room hearing the saxophones get louder except it's just because someone is watching some tiktoks 020
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The internet: don't film your child in a vulnerable state like mid tantrum and don't use an internet audience as a means of parenting or punishing your child for something Also the internet: ignore this above if your child is nonverbal autistic??? because ''autism awareness'' 1101
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026further proof of bad future path theory, all the good people don't live to 100 and the shittiest assholes never seem to be able to kick the bucket 050
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 24/08/2026have u ever been reading some internet drama stuff where it was already bad but then something so shocking happens that it goes way beyond just people being dramamongers on the internet and you need some brain bleach to undo what you've just read? yeah me toostatic.klipy.comConfused White Guy BlinkingAlt: Confused White Guy Blinking in Shock 140
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 23/08/2026does peppa pig chill out with body shaming daddy pig later on? 000
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 23/08/2026when ppl say "oh ur husband does youtube stuff what if you started making stuff with (baby)-" 071
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 22/08/2026imagine being judged intently by someone who looks like this (it makes me cry to think about it) 050
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 21/08/2026No, I don't need my feed filled about a woman who went through post partum psychosis and killed her kids where we ignore how we systematically fail postpartum people so the state can feel justified taking children away from anyone struggling instead of investing in mental health services, thanks. 160
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 21/08/2026weigh 45g of cereal with 75ml of milk. cry 😭 (No srsly, giving up the obvious junk food is easy, but I didn't realize how much I relied on carbs to have energy and feel full geeeeez) 010
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Born too early to not miss the "girls don't get autism" dismissal, born just in time to hear the "everyone on tiktok thinks they have autism these days" dismissal 060
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I got the DIABEETUS (gestational version) 130
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Angry Youtuber™️ Voice: AND THEN THEY GOT RID OF THE CLASSIC BOB THE BUILDER ART STYLE!!! THIS REMAKE MAKES ME WANT TO KI‼️ MYSELF!! THEY RUINED SCOOP'S CHARACTER AND MURDERED SPUD!!!! 270
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 16/08/2026the bambino is crawlmaxxing and climbmaxxing first before walkmaxxing, which means I get a whole new list of quick time events to prevent disasters before the true gauntlet occurs 050
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 14/08/2026everyday: - there will be talks of talks about the strait of hormuz - there is a wildfire - ain't been no rain in days 030
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The people of Clacton missed their opportunity for one (1) affordable house to vote in a con man 😞 I will wait for you, Binface 💔 040
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Me: here baby, fresh cold spring water from the gentle English springs My baby: 🥤👶 mm m warm bathwater from stacking cup 020
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Stunning and brave! This cartoon construction vehicle has an anxiety disorder 1332
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 07/08/2026how does she do it? only seven years old or something left to not burn the house down while her toddler brother is insistent on doing what he wants (aka being a toddler) is this the parentified eldest daughter archetype 130
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 04/08/2026being in england for quite awhile now I can testify that every small village has a guy like this 0111
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I think the people who gripe and groan about people saying "like" as a pause in a sentence need to apologize because "bro" is way worse. 070
Reposted by 🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026PaRappa the Progressive 6578109
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 28/07/2026terminally online girls on the internet are like "ok hear me out" and it's this 050
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 27/07/2026baby is doing dog kibble consumption any% speed runs any time the dog food bowl is down 😭 050
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 26/07/2026waking up in the AM, going on wikipedia and hoping to see "was" in the article ☹️ 050
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Very relieved to never be in any type of draft because I have a bone spur 😇 If it works for the president it should work for me 030
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Why is it the party that's all like, "We don't hate trans people, we just want them to live in REALITY" unable to answer who won the 2020 election. Seems pretty reality-denying to me. 060
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 14/07/2026>be me >take photo of funny license plate I saw >photo is automatically edited where the letters are changed probably due to some AI bullshit filter Hahaha this would in no way backfire and get someone else in trouble 1120
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Dongle Durumpfstatic.klipy.comSpongebob: I Need ItAlt: The close-up of Spongebob from the episode where he visits Sandy but doesn't have water. The caption says "I Need It" SpongeBob is dried out yet very sweaty 020
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 10/07/2026what is it called when you're happy that your baby is starting to develop more complex needs and wants because they're growing but oh god please is this a temper tantrum oh no 130
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I need to hear some good news. Perhaps something involving Mitch McConnell. 140
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 03/07/2026yes i am this desperate just to experience the cranch of a dall packle for once in this god forsaken country 270
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 27/06/2026So, now I get aggressively advertized toys because, you know, babby, but there's apparently toys for the iPad thingy in Toy Story 5? And iPad cases you can get to look like the frog tablet? I'm...not confused, because capitalism, but it does seem to go against the whole concept of the movie oof 030
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 26/06/2026If you have just one of these is it a brussel Sprout or is it still a brussels sprout?static.klipy.comFresh Brussels SproutAlt: A gif of a single brussel sprout zooming on the screen and passing by with a background of a distressed textured pansexual flag. Don't ask me the context of this gif I just typed "Brussels sprout" and this is what I got 210
🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 18/06/2026My babby's fav cheese is Wensleydalestatic.klipy.comWallace and Gromit: Surprised WallaceALT: Wallace and Gromit: Surprised Wallace 080