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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

@possum.bsky.social
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I am a 34 years old they/themer and I like painting watercolor illustrations and crying over possum pictures. Migrating from Twitter hell but here's my twitter until the site explodes: twitter.com/mezzozydeco | ♥️: lackingsaint.bsky.social

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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(put season 17 of Bob the Builder on for the baby) My Inner YouTube Reviewer Thoughts: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THEY GOT RID OF THE TIMELESS STOP MOTION CLAY FIGURES FOR THIS CGI GARBAGE?? WHY DO THE MACHINES' MOUTHS MOVE LIKE THAT!! WHY AREN'T THEY IN SUNFLOWER VALLEY
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when your brain don't work like it used to before
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Really blessed thinking about how squash exists. If I was in America, I don't know how long I could hold out avoiding kool-aid or soda for the bambino. Though now baby will stare at me drinking coke and want some.
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The American has just discovered the word halal, and are freaking out over cheese. The Brit is already accustomed to it since their local kebab shop has had halal for a decade. The vegan has a great solution to anyone who opposes the halal method of slaughtering.
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
do you think he will rename it to lake superior intelligence
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Creating a settler-colony to take over Istanbul that I'll call Constantinople, because obviously I'm entitled to that land and to expel all the people there, hello, I've called my settler-colony Constantinople?
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my theory is that he talks like that because he's constantly greened out after an incident involving murderous intent with his rollers
Roley from Bob the Builder. Let's rock n' roll!
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
bella lasagne walked so consuela de la morrela could run 💕
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
no one makes memes anymore it's all ai shit that sucks and can never be funny. the sight of it is sickening. it is not the man now dog
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just need one (1) politician to be brave enough to tell Israel to go fuck itself. All these new age "telling it like it is" politibros and none of them can tell them to shut their bitch asses up and stop being genocidal freaks and maybe people would hate them less?
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
with the results of that one case I am glad to be over here and not in America right now but I'm absolutely worried about women over there
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It is lay-bor day-bor
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
oh no not the right completely missing the point of 12 angry men (who could have predicted this)
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ah, see, it didn't take long for a US representative to say that women who have post-partum depression should be separated from their kids! In no way will this be pushed to give men full control of women's reproduction and custody of the resulting kids. Neeeever
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In a waiting room hearing the saxophones get louder except it's just because someone is watching some tiktoks
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The internet: don't film your child in a vulnerable state like mid tantrum and don't use an internet audience as a means of parenting or punishing your child for something Also the internet: ignore this above if your child is nonverbal autistic??? because ''autism awareness''
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
further proof of bad future path theory, all the good people don't live to 100 and the shittiest assholes never seem to be able to kick the bucket
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
have u ever been reading some internet drama stuff where it was already bad but then something so shocking happens that it goes way beyond just people being dramamongers on the internet and you need some brain bleach to undo what you've just read? yeah me too
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Confused White Guy Blinking
Alt: Confused White Guy Blinking in Shock
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
does peppa pig chill out with body shaming daddy pig later on?
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
when ppl say "oh ur husband does youtube stuff what if you started making stuff with (baby)-"
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
imagine being judged intently by someone who looks like this (it makes me cry to think about it)
Molly the dolly from The Big Comfy Couch
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
No, I don't need my feed filled about a woman who went through post partum psychosis and killed her kids where we ignore how we systematically fail postpartum people so the state can feel justified taking children away from anyone struggling instead of investing in mental health services, thanks.
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
weigh 45g of cereal with 75ml of milk. cry 😭 (No srsly, giving up the obvious junk food is easy, but I didn't realize how much I relied on carbs to have energy and feel full geeeeez)
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Born too early to not miss the "girls don't get autism" dismissal, born just in time to hear the "everyone on tiktok thinks they have autism these days" dismissal
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I got the DIABEETUS (gestational version)
A picture of Wilford Brimley in a cowboy hat
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Angry Youtuber™️ Voice: AND THEN THEY GOT RID OF THE CLASSIC BOB THE BUILDER ART STYLE!!! THIS REMAKE MAKES ME WANT TO KI‼️ MYSELF!! THEY RUINED SCOOP'S CHARACTER AND MURDERED SPUD!!!!
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the bambino is crawlmaxxing and climbmaxxing first before walkmaxxing, which means I get a whole new list of quick time events to prevent disasters before the true gauntlet occurs
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
everyday: - there will be talks of talks about the strait of hormuz - there is a wildfire - ain't been no rain in days
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The people of Clacton missed their opportunity for one (1) affordable house to vote in a con man 😞 I will wait for you, Binface 💔
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Me: here baby, fresh cold spring water from the gentle English springs My baby: 🥤👶 mm m warm bathwater from stacking cup
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Stunning and brave! This cartoon construction vehicle has an anxiety disorder
A picture of Lofty from Bob the Builder
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
how does she do it? only seven years old or something left to not burn the house down while her toddler brother is insistent on doing what he wants (aka being a toddler) is this the parentified eldest daughter archetype
A picture of Ruby from Max & Ruby
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
being in england for quite awhile now I can testify that every small village has a guy like this
Spud the Scarecrow from the series Bob the Builder.
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I think the people who gripe and groan about people saying "like" as a pause in a sentence need to apologize because "bro" is way worse.
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
PaRappa the Progressive
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
terminally online girls on the internet are like "ok hear me out" and it's this
Lion from the children's book series Elmer. He has kind of a handsome squidward type situation going on.
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
baby is doing dog kibble consumption any% speed runs any time the dog food bowl is down 😭
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
waking up in the AM, going on wikipedia and hoping to see "was" in the article ☹️
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Agent of Chaos
A picture of Mr. Frumble by Richard Scarry. He is losing his hat yet again.
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Very relieved to never be in any type of draft because I have a bone spur 😇 If it works for the president it should work for me
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Why is it the party that's all like, "We don't hate trans people, we just want them to live in REALITY" unable to answer who won the 2020 election. Seems pretty reality-denying to me.
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
>be me >take photo of funny license plate I saw >photo is automatically edited where the letters are changed probably due to some AI bullshit filter Hahaha this would in no way backfire and get someone else in trouble
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Dongle Durumpf
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Spongebob: I Need It
Alt: The close-up of Spongebob from the episode where he visits Sandy but doesn't have water. The caption says "I Need It" SpongeBob is dried out yet very sweaty
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
what is it called when you're happy that your baby is starting to develop more complex needs and wants because they're growing but oh god please is this a temper tantrum oh no
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I need to hear some good news. Perhaps something involving Mitch McConnell.
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
yes i am this desperate just to experience the cranch of a dall packle for once in this god forsaken country
A picture of a Van Holten's Dill Pickle but it is Pickle Rick themed.
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Wait is that-
A screenshot of a Daily Mail article titled "MAGA fan accused of masturbating at Donald Trump's Great American State Fair in latest setback for embattled event". The screenshot includes a sad picture of the turnout to the event on the right with a few people, and the left shows the accused masturbating patriot who looks similar to another patriot who masturbates metaphorically online.
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So, now I get aggressively advertized toys because, you know, babby, but there's apparently toys for the iPad thingy in Toy Story 5? And iPad cases you can get to look like the frog tablet? I'm...not confused, because capitalism, but it does seem to go against the whole concept of the movie oof
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If you have just one of these is it a brussel Sprout or is it still a brussels sprout?
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Fresh Brussels Sprout
Alt: A gif of a single brussel sprout zooming on the screen and passing by with a background of a distressed textured pansexual flag. Don't ask me the context of this gif I just typed "Brussels sprout" and this is what I got
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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My babby's fav cheese is Wensleydale
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Wallace and Gromit: Surprised Wallace
ALT: Wallace and Gromit: Surprised Wallace
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