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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind

@scolopendra.bsky.social
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Intrepid aerospace engineer, omninerd, and enemy of the State. Radical gender anarchocommunist (þei/þem) bi shitlord. Atomic green. Anything topologically concave is a sandwich. Creep on my replies to learn what kind of freak I am!

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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2-bit recolor and redraw using the Mist GB palette #pixelart #ドット絵
4-color pixel art: a round wall clock with light rim that reads about 5:03, against a brown background that dithers to a blue-teal color just surrounding the clock, clock face in lighter teal colors. The clock has  a shiny face reflecting light toward the top, and the pixels near the middle to top are glitched horizontally slightly
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I playtested some one-page rules @websterleone.com and I have been working on with her and a friend. Image related. All the statements are, believe it or not, true.
The ol' Come To [whatever] meme. COME TO MAALON IV!

We have:

[picture of a slime monster person with glowing yellow eyes] Friendly locals

[picture of the Simpsons crazy cat lady] Informative reactor technicians

[picture of some guy screaming as he's attacked by gallons of spackle (don't ask)] Harmless goo (for external use only)

[tea being poured from a pot into a cup] Tea parties

[CGI crocodile wearing a red scarf lounging in a 'draw me like your French girls' pose on a chaise lounge] Excited crocodilians
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Visit A-minus's Shop!
Buy me a coffee on ko-fi! Or get yourself a wallpaper set, or just browse some pixel arts ʕ ·ᴥ· ʔ
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Unusual #BattleTech #MechPosting I got a swag jacket from work a while back. I had this idea, so I did it.
Back of a black nylon pilot jacket; painted on the back of it is a bust of a green BLR-1G BattleMaster with yellow trim holding its PPC up in one hand and brandishing a fistful of money in the other. Surrounding it, in clearly hand-painted stenciled font, is "OF NOBLE HEART AND MERCENARY MIND". The BLR is piloted by A-K and, behind them, a penguin, both in grey helmets.

It's... passable work, for a first attempt
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Timperial truth:
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A daily surprise, sometimes inconveniently so
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I vibe with (archaic, Cathouse-era) kzinti in general: feline, painfully honorable, passionate to a fault, a bit stupid by design even when they're smart.
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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
OSINT #63457 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Relatable Shit 2. A Taxpayer 3. Bullshit Kennel
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Relatable Shit
2. A Taxpayer
3. Bullshit Kennel

Actual coordinates: 42.1805° N, 109.4546° W
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"'The Last Photograph' by Zack Snyder?" "Well, I sure hope it is!" "DOHOHOHOHOHOHO"
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Muppet Show Statler and Waldorf Laugh
Alt: Muppet Show Statler and Waldorf Laugh
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tonight: long-missed #BattleTech #Mechposting! The "Places I've Been" schemes multiply. I went to a lot of places this summer!
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Powerup Comics!!!!!! @powerupcomics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We would all be better off today if we had decided not to remember 9/11. Never forgetting has been a collossal fuck up.
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Again: hate cops as much as Bushmiller did.
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tonight on #MechwarriorDestiny: The former publican who just so happens to have a bag full of actual Krugerrand due to Backstory Reasons happens to convince a hapless plastics manufacturer that she is an agent of the Internal Security Force simply by signing in as a representative of "self".
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JanoDev @jano-dev.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Subreddits on fire off the shoulder of Orion. C-beams just off camera, glittering too.
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
damn straight
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I dunno, it just made me giggle.
Screenshot of a picture from the infobox of a Wikipedia article.

EPIDIDYMAL HYPERTENSION
Other names: sexual arousal orchialgia

[image of a guy in a grey knit sweatshirt and jeans holding his hands over his stomach in an 'ow tummy hurt :(' posture]

The phenomenon manifests itself in the form of mild discomfort around the genitals or in the lower abdomen.
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
He looks so happy :)
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You know that bit at the end of The War of the Worlds where the traumatized protag goes "fuck it, we ball" and dares the Martians in London to kill him? Yeah, that's how I cross streets in a certain mood.
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
joke's on you I'm gonna go scrounge the Goetia now and summon some duke of Hell that commands a score of legions of demons and can give humans the power of foresight and medicine then ask him to get my shirts nice and crisp
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I use Traveller to model stats*, but roughly (note, extrema per-char)... STR: Ch'tai (hi); A-K (lo) DEX: A-K, Shevk (hi); Magnus, Vriith (lo) CON: Alex (hi); Shevk (lo) WIS: Elara, Vriith (hi); R-Cassie, Alex (lo) INT: R-Cassie (hi); Ch'tai (lo) CHA: Magnus (hi); Elara, Ch'tai (lo)
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Perfect album from the 90s that isn't standard-issue? Even *looks* 1990s.
The cover art to /Tactical Neural Implant/ by Front Line Assembly
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
mods asleep post red river hog
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Sammo Hung @sammohung.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
but you can't be both you have to choose art or choose fascism if you don't practice self-growth and self-discovery, it doesn't matter what you or the world calls you, you're not an artist if you worship at the feet of your own altar, you are not an artist
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 14/07/2026
it wasn't about fairness, yes you're fucking stupid if you believed it was about fairness, yes you own this shit now, yes you fix it.
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Y'all ever write something that turned your stomach?
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Tonight on #MechwarriorDestiny: The party, after 52 missions, get to the point where the -4 penalty for aimed shots to the head is no longer onerous
Battletech map, some stuff is on fire, and there's a lot of 'Mechs labeled "We Are Charlie Kirk", "We REALLY ARE Charlie Kirk", "CHARLIE KIRK CONVENTION", "I'M OUT OF CHARLIE KIRK JOKES", and "maybe their heads just do that". For something different there's a "BAW GAWD HE IS BROKEN IN HALF" in the upper right.
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I mean, exploiting our dead troops so we can make more dead troops is a time-honored American tradition.
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh no. I've played myself. What started as a silly mental pun has grown into "the Nag Hom-Dai Library is a collection of 3rd-century scrolls used by Gnostic necromancers, written primarily in Coptic and believed to be survivals of ancient Egyptian grimoires."
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
2001: A Space Odyssey
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2001: A Space Odyssey - Planets in Space
Alt: The TMA-2 Monolith appearing in orbit around Jupiter in line with the Galilean moons.
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Huh, I never knew Gumby had a Leto II phase.
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
+++TIMPERIAL THOUGHT OF THE DAY+++ If powered armor is just a fursuit for people who want to be robots, what does that make a BattleMech?
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Whenever people follow me I look at my feed with its random collection of reposts, sci-fi furry nonsense, and AnCom griping and I'm like... "why?"
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fablecoyote 🌵🌙✨ 🔜 Megaplex @cowboycoyote.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If their wealth it’s not going to help those in need, burn it for all I care! If it’s not going to help anyone and continues to remain hoarded away, let moth and rust destroy it!
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Self-indulgent OC Space Fiction #Lore Preview: Just to show what I've been puttering with in the background. There's a full character reference floating around somewhere; I just need to put skivvies on it before it can get a G rating.
It's everybody's favorite tiger-like space alien with the curly brown hair, fan-like webbed ears, naked black tail, and blue glasses! In this one they're just standing around with three views, as a reference: left side, front, back. They're wearing a midnight blue T-shirt with a roundel on the right shoulder, a gold stripe down the left shoulder, the label "A-K" in gold on their left breast, tucked into midnight blue knee-length shorts with a gold waistband and stripes down the sides. They stand barefoot on digitigrade legs.It's still everybody's favorite tiger-like space alien with the curly brown hair, fan-like webbed ears, naked black tail, and blue glasses! In this one they're just standing around with three views, as a reference: left side, front, back. They're wearing a midnight blue jumpsuit with patch pockets on the upper arms, breast,  waist, and outer thighs. Slit pockets sit at the hips. The flaps of the breast, arm, and thigh pockets, as well as the hems of the slit pockets and the cuffs of the sleeves, are gold. Roundels sit on the right shoulder and left breast on top of the pockets, while the right breast has an "ASÍPANI" nametape above the pocket. The left pocket bears two mission/ship patches stacked vertically, one having a design on a patch shaped like a Victorian tombstone and the other with a silver dragonfly on a black shield. Rounded shoulder tabs and stripes down the sides of the torso, arms, and legs are in candy-striped dark blue and slate grey: long bright gold isoceles triangle rank markers sit on the shoulder tabs, front and back. Their digitigrade legs end in high-top paratrooper boots that stop just above their ankle; the legs of their jumpsuit are bloused around them.
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Verify your age" My typing class in high school used IBM Selectrix typewriters.
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Webster Leone @websterleone.com · 09/07/2026
Tonight on MechWarrior: Destiny: We alert TFS about some loose nukes and the "Nuclear Emergency Retrieval Force" shows up. The Cult of Athena grows, as a gospel starts being written.
NERF logo, but there's an atom diagram behind the "N" and the swoosh behind the text is turned into an electron orbital and there are other orbitals added.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
you should mourn them and theirs in the way that they would mourn you and yours
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
LYRICS CHALLENGE EDITION A-K: Stan Rogers - The Mary Ellen Carter Alex: Peter Cetera - Glory of Love* R-Cassie: Landfordaires - Run On For A Long Time Elara: The Police - Synchronicity I * It's not Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out For A Hero" only because Alex doesn't pine for a hero, they ARE one ;)
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
OC theme tunes, eh? A-K: Sagisu Shiro - A Step Forward Into Terror! Kintaros: Orbital - Way Out--> R-Cassiopeia: Gestaffelstein - Pursuit (at least her public-facing persona) Elara: Stilz - Bringer of Wonders Magnus: Queen - Flash! Told ya I think in instrumentals.
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The enemies of Mankind cannot outrun the reaper's scythe. Or: HA HA GET REKT FUCKO
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
TANGO DOWN MOTHERFUCKERS 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Lindsey Graham, longtime South Carolina senator, dies at 71, his office says
The staunch ally of President Donald Trump died after a sudden illness, his office said.
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What I get up to when the husband is away: * do laundry * paint 'Mechs * wash trash cans * get groceries * discuss character writing with friend * help other friend with space sci-fi ideas * ink 'sona refsheet whilst listening to introductory academic lecture on the evolution of Jewish mysticism
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I keep telling people at work as I radicalize them: everything is gender.
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
modern Pittsburgh late-3SW Periphery fursuiter 🤝 MechWarrior broiling themselves alive for the love of the game
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
youtu.be
Bela Lugosi in Home, I have no home.avi
YouTube video by unaFreak
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
And I say this with my whole chest: The anti-trans movement is not about trans people. It’s certainly not about protecting children It is about legislating conformity It is about restricting bodily autonomy It is about erasing all free expression they find disagreeable —It is about control—
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
AUGH IT'S SO CUTE I'M GONNA DIE
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/07/2026
playing Spot the Poster in the Costco parking lot
Horse Denier & They're Putting Estrogen in the Wifi bumper stickers on a car in the Costco lot
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is Correct. Timperial. Doctrine.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
this is where suddenly "what are all the other sedevacantists who DON'T specifically belong to this one organization going to do" becomes the biggest and most potentially explosive question - now that they know Vatican II denialism gets you the maximum sentence and Leo is not fucking around with it
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