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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The effects of the gummy progressed as tonight’s Lanterns got weirder, thus i must declare it the greatest episode of television in history

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 7h

the only guy who should be out here putting "X" as his signature instead opts for a child-scrawl that implies general illiteracy

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 8h

they just can't draw the united states with the right amount of fingers

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 8h

that's how a marionette stands, so he's not dodging the puppet allegations

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 12h

i do like the ember trail better than the dashed line but they're both good

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 12h

"hey man, that's our cultural heritage...!"

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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.

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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Jesus Christ dude

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 23h

I went on a walk today that I assume will reward me with agony tomorrow. But it's this autumn! It gets into you!

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 30/09/2026

or he's so good at it than an attempt to do something else resulted in slugging

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 29/09/2026

There should be a Fortune 500 for video games, where you check every game you have in which you've grown an excessive fortune in the post-game and chronicle who has the most

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 29/09/2026

🎶 WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER 🎶

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 29/09/2026

when he refers to himself as "TRUMP" do you think he's attempting some kind of sovereign citizen loophole

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 28/09/2026

at least we don't live under communism, where the people at the top take everything meant for the people as a whole

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 28/09/2026

if you could buy custom dreams to see at night, I would spend all my money on Going To Dave & Buster's With Sasquatch

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 27/09/2026

yeah, they're lonely now after they kicked everyone out

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 27/09/2026

Jesse can only make his videos by being online. Anybody can be a Demon Eraser without the aid of being online. Jesse is the clear winner.

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 27/09/2026

I feel like we're one, maybe two Societal Dementia tokens away from RFK announcing a spigot you can plug into your own fat deposits that turns them into a slurry and tubes them up to your mouth to snack on

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 27/09/2026

at a certain point it's on the children to go apeshit on the money changers just like Jesus

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 27/09/2026

big “i studied the blade” energy paid for by US taxpayers from our big wet idiot president

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 27/09/2026

this was after the pitch for her MLM

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🇵🇸 Brit the Count Binface Appreciator 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @possum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

(put season 17 of Bob the Builder on for the baby) My Inner YouTube Reviewer Thoughts: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THEY GOT RID OF THE TIMELESS STOP MOTION CLAY FIGURES FOR THIS CGI GARBAGE?? WHY DO THE MACHINES' MOUTHS MOVE LIKE THAT!! WHY AREN'T THEY IN SUNFLOWER VALLEY

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