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[//] Professor Hazard

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 30/09/2026
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 24/09/2026
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 24/09/2026
A fan art of me by @robodoom.bsky.social , commissioned by @sashafiero.bsky.social !
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 23/09/2026
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 20/09/2026
Adventure™ for the Atari® 2600™
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 19/09/2026
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social come pick up your son
Milk Shake Duck, from the Steam game "Sort Them Ducks". It is a rubber duck in the shape of a milkshake.
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 16/09/2026
baby billy's bible bonkers
the "I just saw Heat" sequence from Jim Gaffigan, but instead of Heat it's The Righteous Gemstones
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 16/09/2026
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 16/09/2026
The financier?
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 15/09/2026
I wish I loved anything as much as this bug wants to die
A jubilant green cartoon bug exclaims I'M A GONER!! on a car wash sign
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 13/09/2026
New game, same HIT HIT
Screenshot of "Supermarket Chaos" with bag of HIT HIT on the counter. There is no ceiling and we are in the sky for some reason.
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 11/09/2026
who up eatin they HIT HIT
A screenshot from "Too Many Toys", an organizing game on Steam. I am holding a bag of HIT HIT brand candy, whose packaging depicts an explosion. "Gain energy in seconds!" it proclaims. The packaging says that it is "Energy Jelly" and is orange flavor.
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 10/09/2026
Shutter Island
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 07/09/2026
The financier?
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 06/09/2026
the jerk store called, but unfortunately
a paper sign on the drive through speaker of a bojangles informing the consumer:

Sorry for the
inconvenience
but right now
we is out of
HAM
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 04/09/2026
Guy Mann from the X-Files episode "Mulder & Scully Meet the Were-Monster"
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 04/09/2026
the burly lad @tvsalexptak.bsky.social @quorators.bsky.social
A drawing of Alex Ptak blasting his biceps and beaming, wearing a shirt that says PTAK ATAK, a watch, and a gold necklace
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 31/08/2026
whoa, it's the king of the hobos from Eagleheart
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 30/08/2026
Gemini is still, for now, on the side of reason.
I ask Gemini "pop quiz, hotshot: what's the name of the body of water south of louisiana" and it simply replies without any of the usual LLM bandying "The Gulf of Mexico." I click "Good response".
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 30/08/2026
the Orson's Farm Quickie screen but he has lowered one of his feet down into the mud
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 30/08/2026
and yet
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 29/08/2026
A worried old sensei says "I don't know... that's scary..."
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 29/08/2026
[ROBERT STACK VOICE] UPDATE. What a difference three months can make.
A loose gorg of some kind is holding Pip, who is about the size of a rubber duck.The same gorg, now wearing glasses and with Super Saiyan hair, is holding Pip, who is roughly the size of a loaf of bread.
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 28/08/2026
Show me your meats, Arby's. I'm not afraid
Sir Robin stands at the bridge
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 22/08/2026
you know who it reminds me of?
Finn all wrapped up by the Grass Demon inside the Grass Sword.
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 21/08/2026
damn it's crazy how sometimes you click a trend and the site breaks! and yet you can click the other ones and they work! weird!!
Screenshot of cringe Natalie Harp trend where Bluesky says "hmm there was some kinda mystery problem" almost like they were told to nuke the trend THAT THEY ARE PROMOTING IN THE SIDE BAR
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 18/08/2026
Well, there is a baby here.
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 17/08/2026
and then there's this guy
A very simple background character in Panel 1. He is bald, with no features but a smiling mouth and two dot eyes. He seems to be about to perform close-up magic to the person seated in front of him.
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 15/08/2026
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 14/08/2026
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 13/08/2026
I MUST BE DREAMING
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 12/08/2026
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 12/08/2026
unfortunately anyone who has read the back pages of a golden age comic book knows that that was also the future we were promised
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 12/08/2026
GILLIAN ANDERSON: I'm looking for a haircut that lets everyone know I'm into science but I'm also quirky EGON SPENGLER'S BARBER: got it
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 07/08/2026
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 04/08/2026
damn, imagine being steroids and finding this out at the grocery store
Minute Maid lemonade says "Official Juice Partner of WWE®️"
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 01/08/2026
Liberty and less government = ban all non Christian worship
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 18/07/2026
me in every situation
David Harbour Jr. stating "Only I am allowed to ad-lib for the benefit of all." on the set of Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 18/07/2026
let me improve that meme for you
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 17/07/2026
this guy tho
What appears to be a blue red panda with tree antlers and bat wings
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 13/07/2026
Predator Handshake where one side is Anakin Skywalker, the other side is Asgore Dreemurr, and in the middle is their mutual murdering of children
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 09/07/2026
These two have been laying in my yard all afternoon while their mother is, I assume, at the grocery store
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 08/07/2026
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 07/07/2026
It has unpredictable effects!
A stat sheet for the staff Wabbajack, which says "A blast from Wabbajack with an unpredictable effect."
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 06/07/2026
hey @kitandkrysta.bsky.social , I know you guys were babies when this book came out but do you have the ability to find out if anything exists within #Nintendo about "Return of Donkey Kong"? it just sounds really confident about it coming soon for it to be vaporware. #DonkeyKong
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 06/07/2026
I feel like I must once again point out that Jamelle has his comments locked down so only people he is mutuals with can do this. if he can't figure out how to stop this from happening he may not be smart enough to go online
https://bsky.app/profile/jamellebouie.net/post/3mpyvxbu5as2u
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 06/07/2026
the fourth guy is like FUCK! FUCK!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_of_Columbus
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 04/07/2026
Milton Bradley, the board game magnate?
The financier?
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 02/07/2026
the thought terrifies me
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 01/07/2026
A strange man trudges through the desert. Buzzards circle overhead.
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