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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 04/09/2026
the burly lad @tvsalexptak.bsky.social @quorators.bsky.social
A drawing of Alex Ptak blasting his biceps and beaming, wearing a shirt that says PTAK ATAK, a watch, and a gold necklace
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 14/07/2026
"Turn in your man card if" no. In fact I take your gender card. Now I am twice the gender and you have none at all. I take card after card from my enemies, my genders fanning out in a beautiful crystal panoply around me. You were a fool to cause this.
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 03/06/2026
Pip's first selfie (he walked on my phone while I was asleep)
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Tiny Petting Zoo @tinypettingzoo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Fight The Right… 👊🏼👊🏽👊🏿 @wtafc.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 13/09/2025
THERAPIST: We should talk about your inner child. MARIO: I see-a him a-once or twice a month, a-usually at a-the race-a-track
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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 07/09/2025
A four panel comic about Marvel Comics' Uatu the Watcher. 

PANEL 1: A man with a head proportionate to that of a baby exclaims I AM UATU, KNOWN TO SOME AS THE IMMORTAL WATCHER. EVER IS IT MY RESPONSIBILITY TO OBSERVE THE CREATURES OF EARTH.

PANEL 2: He raises a special Jack Kirby style telescope to one eye and squints the other eye, saying HANG ON, I GOTTA CHECK OUT THIS ONE GUY

PANEL 3: We see down the lens of the scope. It is a photograph of a man feeding hot dogs to raccoons. There are at least 12 of them and they are crawling all over him.

PANEL 4: An amused Uatu smiles with his tiny mouth and says BRO THAT IS HILARIOUS. THAT IS SO MANY BEARS
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 07/09/2025
Congratulations to me for being the first person to buy and actually proofread the map of Spyre from the @dimension20.bsky.social @dropout.tv store. OOPS?! @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social @samreich.bsky.social
The bottom of the map has an introductory paragraph that ends with "the best realm in the all the planes".
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 26/07/2025
x.com/ItsPonky/sta... has @itsponky.bsky.social got a bluesky version of this yet, it's basically my religion
Ponky 👽🌌
@ItsPonky

It's Friday night, post Grandpa's fucked up bed from Stadew Valley

A picture of your grandpa from Stardew Valley on his little bed that looks like the little white Barbie table that they put in the middle of pizzas. It is one inch thick and he is holding a letter as he sleeps. There is also a fireplace and a sword and the religious icon of their god in the SV universe who I think is named Igmo or something

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 11/07/2025
Hillbillies by Pokémon type: 🌊WATER: Gillbilly 🧊ICE: Chillbilly 🔥FIRE: Grillbilly 🚜GROUND: Tillbilly 🪨ROCK: Millbilly 🔩STEEL: Drillbilly 🌿GRASS: Dillbilly 🪲BUG: Krillbilly 👊FIGHTING: Thrillbilly 🪽FLYING: Quillbilly 🧠PSYCHIC: Willbilly ☣️POISON: Pillbilly 👻GHOST: Killbilly (evolves into Dedneck)
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 09/07/2025
this is your once in a lifetime opportunity to like and retweet the world's greatest dating invention 😉 🔔
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 05/07/2025
Hey @deadbydaylight.com are you guys uhhh dummies or something, do you not like Succeeding or something, are you really telling me there's no Shia LaBeouf DLC referencing the most amazing piece of theatrical art of the Internet era, that money of which's sale can go to you and him and Rob Cantor?
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 18/03/2025
There’s this muppet on TikTok who transcribes and then scats incredibly difficult jazz solos so well and I could not possibly love a thing more
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 26/06/2025
This argument should have been settled 20-30 years ago when Kirby made the scene and proved that he was one tough cream puff
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 26/06/2025
my wife needs to know if we're at war with iran so she knows whether or not to stop using all-purpose flour and switch to wartime flour
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 19/06/2025
ARTISTS! Let’s do an art share! There are now more than 36.7 MILLION Bluesky accounts! Let’s find each other! Spread the post to reach the most! 💙
a digital illustration with a traditional appearance on yellowed paper, of a reimagined banjo-kazooie. kazooie has a speech bubble saying "art share!"
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Sharing this here to get the word farther
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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
My gender: Vaguely female goblin My sexuality: The soft crackle of a record between tracks
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 29/05/2025
Let's see what else I can salvage from Ecks Dot Com The Everything App, I forgot to get around to doing what this thread was for. Here's Dr. Gaster stepping into his machine... and vanishing! Just like Dr. Sam Beckett. New @undertale.com next week! Excited to see what @tobyfox.undertale.com's done!
A serious/melancholy picture of Dr. WD Gaster from Undertale stepping into his machine, being taken apart piece by piece. He is holding a Gaster Blaster style helmet that I suspect he wears if he is the Knight from Deltarune. In Wingdings, he says "Don't Forget". I had fun drawing the wingdings.
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 29/05/2025
Wow, surprised to see that the hashtags I posted from before @bsky.app used hashtags haven't become operational in the meantime. I also posted it before @samreich.bsky.social had an account on here so maybe he'll see it this time around
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Soft launching burrowcore, the aesthetic that's all about digging a dark hole in the earth and just going in there
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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Could always use some good luck and fortune
A photo of a white cat laying on grass with a 4 leaf clover on head

buckobarns

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

bettiefatal

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1.

GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 04/05/2025
I had to figure out whose gravestone at Hollywood Forever could get sliced in the time period that #LAByNight and #HuntertheParenting share so unfortunately Mel Blanc got the sword instead of Burt Reynolds @vampiresnvino.bsky.social @speakerd.bsky.social #vamily
Gary Golden leaps out of the way of Big D's downward sword slice, losing half his tie in the process. "Mister D, please! This is sacred ground!" Gary exclaims, "Have some respect for the dead!"

Big D will not fall for his tricks, however, as he embeds his sword in Mel Blanc's gravestone, missing the slippery nosferatu. "YOU'RE NOT TRICKING ME INTO RESPECTING YOU THAT EASILY, GARY!" Big D exclaims, because Gary is indeed dead and thus respecting him would end their fight.
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 21/04/2025
happy #420 @dropout.tv @samreich.bsky.social @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
ugh don't make me type this, i'm so high and it's asking a lot right now. anyways you know how brennan always talked about calroy cruller's fancy pants? well this sketch proposes that these be made into dropout merchandise. I sketched them in the matching color scheme from calroy's art, but I'd want brennan to have final say in the canon beauty of the pants. okay, i hope you read this, I love you, bye bye
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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
GROUNDHOGS BE FUCKIN
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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
every time I use a folded piece of paper to clean the sides of my keyboard keys I am reminded of the discussion of people's techniques for harmlessly capturing key presses, and the stunned reaction to the suggestion to just turn off the computer
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👹 Other Sammy 👹 @swizzard.pizza · 23/02/2025
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 27/02/2025
I stepped on a long piece in the yard that went through my shoe, probably gonna have to get a Tetris shot
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 21/02/2025
The monk was curious about the shiny green pipe sticking out of the hillside. How could he know that after crawling through it, it would simply sink into the earth and disappear? The native people were friendly, and made him clothes to match their own. Only Yoshi shoes were big enough to fit him.
A Sheikah-style monk sitting cross-legged and mummified, spores floating in the air around him. He holds a staff with the Triforce symbol on top in his death grip. Next to him is a bag of rupees spilled onto the ground, and on his other side a Sheikah slate leaning against a small treasure chest. He wears a Sheikah eye necklace and a cracked ? Block overturned on his head, as well as the Arabian-style vest and pantaloons of a Toad. He is surrounded by a ring of mushrooms of various spots and stripes, a fairy circle to guard him in death. My [//] signature is in the corner, marked "02 25" for February, 2025. That's now!
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 30/01/2025
my wife says this is funny and you're not allowed to disagree with her
Kermit the Frog is sitting on a stool next to Bunsen Honeydew. Bunsen is disaplying an x-ray of Kermit, showing a human hand wearing a wrist brace. He says "Well the good news is I believe we have located that persistent pain in your neck."
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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 01/12/2024
Artists of Bluesky, I invite you to join me for #Decembyrinth, a project wherein you choose a random frame from Labyrinth that catches your eye and redraw it. To avoid project fatigue, you simply work on it until you get tired of it, then share your work! Finish it later if you like. No pressure!
Labyrinth is currently free to watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL_Q0VtrTxU
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