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Felix

@productofmytime.bsky.social
247 followers 527 following 226 posts

Any pronouns (you can't fuck this up). Pan, poly, pretty tired. Trash animal (affectionate). Born in '99 productof-mytime.tumblr.com

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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
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Aalia Mauro @aaliamauro.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
To my non tech normies, PSA: when you share a link, everything after the ? is tracking. Those “query parameters” tell companies exactly how you arrived, what app you clicked, which ad or email sent you, sometimes a unique identifier tied to you. You can delete everything after the question mark.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 12/04/2026
I'm old-fashioned. I want your business to have a website. Don't gimme an Instagram page and a phone number. I wanna see what services you offer and then make an appointment on a regular degular website!
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
the strait of hormuz is in a quantum superposition of open and closed that only collapses when you try to take a tanker through yourself and see if you get shot at
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Felix @productofmytime.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
At a gig for 4 bands I don't know. 2nd band comes on, I turn to my partner and am like 'huh, that drummer looks a *lot* like the guy who played James Bond in ERB and Benoit Blanc in Stupendiums detective mashup'. Look it up after, and yeah, Ben Atha, drummer of Ivan Campo, was both of those roles
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
if my fine one-decade-older-than-me boss said this to me in front of her icy hypercompetent sapphic protégé I would. develop symptoms
Janeway saying "can you find a way out?" she looks good as hell and you can also see seven of nine out of focus in the backgroundTom Paris saying "there's hundreds of corridors." chakotay is also there unfortunatelytom saying "it's like a maze." there was also another shot of him saying "I don't know" before the corridors line, but the subtitles didn't line up for me to get it all in. You can only do four pictures. Life is full of these little compromises. chakotay is again there, unfortunatelyJaneway saying "well, be a good rat and find us the cheese, hmm?"
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Felix @productofmytime.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Neighbourhood cat decided to hug my left for a good 5 mins or so
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
your reminder to preorder FABULOUS BODIES wherever books are sold but ALSO CONSIDER THIS: you can request FABULOUS BODIES FROM YOUR LIBRARY BECAUSE LIBRARIES AND LIBRARIANS PROVE LOVE. heck, you can do BOTH us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
cover of POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LIBRARY CARD WHO SEEMS OTHERWORLDLY BUT IN REALITY IS JUST A NATURAL PART OF THE PRICELESS RESOURCES OUR LIBRARY SYSTEM PROVIDES featuring shirtless buckaroo on the right and an excited sentient library card on the left
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 10/03/2026
1. A new NHS England Review excluded 97% of all trans care studies to conclude that trans youth care doesn't work. It explicitly violates several guidelines around reviewing literature, and appears to be politics masquerading as (shoddy) science. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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New NHS England Review Excluded 97% Of All Trans Studies To Say Care Doesn't Work
The new review has led to a ban for HRT through the NHS England system under the age of 18.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question
YouTube video by IRamzayI
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 10/03/2026
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dreadelion @dreadelion.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
the kind of wisdom one would hope to find in anxient tomes 🩸
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
An ad on the side of a truck advertising “man cereal,” with the slogan CEREAL GOT ITS BALLS BACK
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
what do you mean they didn't realize this before
Oppenheimer clutching his face
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Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Discord lied. they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company. “facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
WELL WELL WELL your move starmheads
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I can't be bought. But if you pay £70 on Cameo I'll say hello to Hugh Janus or cheer on the IRA.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
“We would expect support for full social transition to be agreed very rarely” There you have it, the gov wants trans kids to rot in the closet
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Regal 🎃 Halloween Comms Open!! 🎃 @regalstars.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I hear a lot of people saying that ai makes art accessible.. well I personally think that's bullshit- so I made this to drive my point home. #regalsart #illustration #fuckai #digitalart
Poster to fight against ai. Visualized is a cave painting inspired horse, with text that reads "art has always been accessible"
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Felix @productofmytime.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
So long, gay Bowser!
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Donnie, from Donnie Darko, with a speech bubble.
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 12/02/2026
"Censorship" and "Not platforming something" are not remotely the same, and this infuriating insistence on conflating the two is why I had zero moral choice other than to leave Substack.
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Felix @productofmytime.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I always think my home coffee is okay but nothing really outstanding, but then I go and get a coffee at one of those 'coffee and donuts' chains (ie Dunkin, Tim Hortons) and am reminded of how bad 'standard' coffee can be
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Brennan Lee Mulligan on the set of game changer looking slightly unhinged with a speech bubble implying he's saying the quoted post.
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
my politics
transition is a choice that anyone can make for any reason, and if I do it because of the Latent Transsexual Genes Lurking In My Head and some other bitch does it because she wants to attract lesbian librarians by bending over in a pencil skirt by the periodicals we are both right to choose it
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Chapelle Roan is taking stronger action towards people named in the Epstein files than the US government
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Leanne Yau @polyphiliablog.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I actually disagree with the advice that you should "go at the pace of the slowest person" when you're opening up a monogamous relationship, because hot take: I think that is an approach that panders to mononormativity.
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🌿🛸🦠🦕🧪🌀🦎 @iggy666.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Cat squares step 1: sketch ✏️ [ #cuteart #illustration ]
A digital sketch of four cats squeezed into square shapes, arranged in a grid. The cats all slightly break out of their squares and have various cheeky expressions. The sketch was made with a realistic pencil brush. The Clip Studio Paint logo is in the bottom corner of the artwork.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Just because good news is worth celebrating: There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection. HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
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Felix @productofmytime.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I have questions about the empty bottle of milk in this restroom. Mostly 'what' followed quickly by 'why'
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Early in his career, William Randolph Hearst famously joked that if his papers kept losing $1 million a year, he'd lose all his money in 60 years. If the Post continues to lose $100 million a year, it will take Jeff Bezos 2000 years to lose his money.
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🌸 DreMeMoTo @drememoto.com · 04/02/2026
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 02/02/2026
You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
furthermore, fuck Neil Gaiman
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
fun science fact! ever wonder which species makes the best Dads. well, today we're going to find out, in The Arena submit your vote now for what organism you wish was your Dad. it won't stop the bloodshed, but thinking about it might help clarify some things for you personally
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
my polycule and I noticed you from across the bar and we’ve decided to hunt you for sport
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Felix @productofmytime.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
A habit idk when or why I picked up Dog owners when their dogs run up to me: they're friendly! Me: don't worry, so am I!
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Felix @productofmytime.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Me reading the news
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
franz kafka in certain situations: wow this is so me-esque
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Felix @productofmytime.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My favourite bars restrooms are like Womens: tiled, pink and blue, pretty normal Mens: bad fallout 4 base building
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small funny @smallfunny.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 18/01/2026
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
some really fantastic stuff happening here
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
“Virtue signaling” Otherwise known as “leading by example”
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
saying a movie should've been about something else isn't criticism it's just complaining
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The Hedonistic Pervert @photonmarie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
this is genuinely incredible
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