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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 29m
trolling and ridiculing Effective Altruists is always correct and good
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 1h
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Jennifer @jenwith1n.bsky.social · 4h
Ebikes are fucking great. Mine has a throttle along with pedal assist. It has increased my mobility and helped connect me with my city. My biggest complaints are cars driving recklessly and street conditions on neighborhood greenways.
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 4h
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"of all the twinks I want obliterated, he's one of my favs" My wife: Carmen that's just a strange fucking thing to say
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 29/09/2026
Hey dipshit, STV Ranked Choice is proven to yield actual proportional representation instead of this crusty first past the post bullshit we've been doing for 250 years. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
papers.ssrn.com
Ranked Choice Voting and Proportional Representation
It is widely claimed that ranked choice voting---and single transferable vote (STV) in particular---is conducive to proportional representation. In this paper,
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Sassy Tea Lady @sassytealady.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now Rapid Reponse has shown up where the cops were before to ruin more people's lives. Portland spends like $10 million dollars a year on Rapid Response, a private contractor. How much wrap around services and rent at low income housing could we provide with $10 million a year?
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Jeremy Beausoleil Smith @jeremy4pdx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Allan Classen, the editor of the NW Examiner, has chosen to exclude us and @jameyevenstar.bsky.social from their Candidate Debate by saying we haven’t raised enough money. Our campaign has raised over $130k and we’ve remained steadily ahead of Eric Zimmerman in contributions. This is a bad look.
A screenshot from an article from the Northwest Examiner stating that the “top four” candidates for the 2026 District 4 Portland City Council race had been chosen for a local debate. A screenshot from the Northwest Examiner article about the upcoming debate.
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Chalk Girl @chalkgirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have been thinking about this so much, and it's such a relief to see our local leaders step forward and articulate the importance of bold local governance in the Trump 2.0 era. If ur a moderate voter, I beg you to reconsider how realistic your politics are against federal vengeance on cities.
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Jamey Evenstar @jameyevenstar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mitch is going to need extra support for this one because this forum will not include any of the other progressive candidates like myself. They chose to only include the incumbents and Eli Arnold on purpose so it won’t be a very friendly crowd. Turn up and turn out!!
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 28/09/2026
3 incumbent councilors and a cop walk into a theater
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i've had enough of this dude but it's keith wilson
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 26/09/2026
We gotta break the cycle of white twink boyfailure mayors, get someone with some melanin or body hair, body fat, something.
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 25/09/2026
RIP Jace, also congrats on her transition.
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
the "don't bring iced coffee to an interview" discourse is great bc it's such a succinct and clarifying example of how private businesses aren't efficient & logical enterprises, they're just arbitrary in-groups ruled by sociopaths, power tripping on their ability to enforce pointless bullshit norms
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tigard-stripes.bsky.social @tigard-stripes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"TriMet said the MAX Yellow Line saw more than 18,000 additional trips from Sept. 13 to Sept. 19 — a 35% increase compared with usual ridership." Stop making driving easier and they will come. www.kgw.com/article/traf...
kgw.com
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bulldog @harpua.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Portland entering its Blade Runner era for the first time in months. Love the way it looks in the rain
static.klipy.com
Blade Runner Japan: Futuristic Cityscape
Alt: Blade Runner Japan: Futuristic Cityscape
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 24/09/2026
The Fair Share Tax FAQ is very good reading and basically an economics lecture (laudatory). It's linked on the proposal page but it's a bit unassuming, imagine a lot of people missed it: www.portland.gov/council/dist...
portland.gov
Fair Share Tax FAQ
Addresses common questions concerning the Fair Share Tax Ordinance.
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Silver Snep 🌈❄️🐆 @snepstuffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Paws up if you wanna scare Tommy Tuberville >:3c
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Daniel 🦁 @eikonos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cars are given priority over pedestrians and cyclists because cars are private property, and in this society private property is more important than human beings. One car is more important than 30 people on a public bus, or one person walking or one person cycling, because private property matters.
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Chalk Girl @chalkgirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My vote ranking order would be: 1) @councilorgreen.bsky.social 2) @jameyevenstar.bsky.social 3) @jeremy4pdx.bsky.social … then whoever else you want, possibly a more moderate liberal as a defensive ranking to avoid a worse conservative with momentum. #portland #pdx #midterms #citycouncil
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Jeremy Beausoleil Smith @jeremy4pdx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We desperately need a 7th progressive on Portland City Council. We are just 50 donations away from unlocking another $100,000 in matching funds from the city. Can you donate $5 at the link below? If you’ve already donated can you ask a friend, family member, or coworker to donate at the link below?
secure.actblue.com
Donate to Jeremy Beausoleil Smith
Show your support with a contribution.
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Mitch Green @councilorgreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here’s a bit more detail about our Fair Share Tax proposal, for those of you who like to dig into the legislative text itself. Here are the changes in the exhibit that describe which firms get relief and which large corporations will see a hike.
7.02.400 Exemptions.
(Amended by Ordinance 192163, effective May 8, 2026.)
The Division may require the filings of tax returns or other documentary
below, the following persons are exempt from payment of the business license tax, and/or the following incomes are exempt from calculation of the business license tax:
A. Persons whom the City is prohibited from taxing under the Constitution or laws of the United States, the Constitution or laws of the State of Oregon, or the Charter of the City.
B. Income arising from transactions that the City is prohibited from taxing under
State of Oregon, or the Charter of the City.
C. Persons whose gross receipts from all business, both within and without the City, amounts to less than:
1. $500,000 for tax years beginning on or after January 1, 2028;
2. $100,000 for tax years beginning on or after January 1, 2027 and prior to January 1, 2028;
3.2. $75,000 for tax years beginning on or after January 1, 2026 and prior to January 1, 2027;
4.3. $50,000 for tax years beginning on or after January 1, 2007 and prior to January 1, 2026; and
5.4. $25,000 for tax years that begin prior to January 1, 2007.
D. Corporations exempt from the Oregon Corporation Excise Tax under ORS 317.080, provided that any such corporation subject to the tax on unrelated
solely on such income.
501, provided that any exempt trust subject to tax on unrelated business2. For tax years beginning on or after January 1, 2027:
a. A surtax of 25 percent of base tax liability is imposed if a company subject
to this Section reports a pay ratio of at least 50:1 but less than 75:1 on U.S.
Securities and Exchange Commission disclosures.
b. A surtax of 50 percent of base tax liability is imposed if a company subject
to this Section reports a pay ratio of at least 75:1 but less than 100:1 on U.S.
Securities and Exchange Commission disclosures.
c. A surtax of 100 percent of base tax liability is imposed if a company
subject to this Section reports a pay ratio of at least 100:1 but less than 250:1
on U.S. Securities and Exchange disclosures.
d. A surtax of 250 percent of base tax liability is imposed if a company
subject to this Section reports a pay ratio of at least 250:1 but less than 500:1
on U.S. Securities and Exchange disclosures.
e. A surtax of 500 percent of base tax liability is imposed if a company
subject to this Section reports a pay ratio of 500:1 or greater on U.S.
Securities and Exchange Commission disclosures.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Go to ✨ kck.st/4hjaUh3 ✨ to get my new book, featuring Khepri!
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Solar🖊 @solarspinner.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Kevin Foster @kevinhfoster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ever notice how much time conservatives on Portland city council spend litigating the old tweets of progressive colleagues, but they don’t take the time to condemn right-wing agitators harassing local businesses and assaulting demonstrators, nor the police’s failure to arrest these people?
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 21/09/2026
Did you know if you build fewer/smaller highways you have to spend less on maintenance? Crazy I know. I will never understand why we pour billions into the most space and cost inefficient transportation option, saddling us with massive future maintenance debt, while public transit gets crumbs.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my husband just looked up from his phone and said, the daily mail is mad about some portland city councilor who tweeted about hating cops. and i said, that rocks, how can i support him? luckily mitch’s haters put up a billboard with a link where you can do just that!
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Girl named victory 🌹🏳️‍⚧️ @wika.gay · 19/09/2026
BLOW UP I-5
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Seth Caddy @gingercaddy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hope you’ll join me in ranking these wonderful people as your top 3 for Portland district 4 this November. 🙌 Thanks to @sunrisepdx.bsky.social for the graphic. Mitch Green: www.mitch4portland.com Jamey Evenstar: www.evenstarforportland.com Jeremy Beausoleil Smith: jeremy4pdx.com
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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mitch (he/him) @drmitchpdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
tag yourself i’m “woke lawmaker” www.dailymail.com/news/article...
dailymail.com
Woke lawmaker refuses to apologize for vile tweets that backed rioting
Mitch Green, who represents District 4, had old tweets resurface, including where he vouched for rioting and abolishing the police.
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Seth Caddy @gingercaddy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think about what I heard from Olivia Clark that day a lot. She was in the middle of answering a question about parking revenue downtown and how it fell during the BLM protests. We were not talking about the protests. Yet she framed the entire movement as “riots”. It obviously stuck with me.
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pnwpolicyangel aka Angelita 👼 @pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
King @kanalforportland.bsky.social
Sameer reading Robert’s Rules
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 17/09/2026
Dan Ryan mad
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 17/09/2026
Dan Ryan looks visibly pissed as Dunphy votes no on the Zenith transfer lmao
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Left Coast Reads 📚🌹 @leftcoastreads.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Councilor Eric Zimmerman went on a local podcast and blatantly lied about his colleagues and the policies they support. He said, "We have 6 councilors who said they want to investigate Oregon businesses who do business with Jewish companies." This is a lie and is downright slanderous.
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Portland DSA @portlanddsa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Simpsons cartoon

Oregonian logo putting up poster that says "A VOTE FOR MITCH IS A VOTE FOR SOCIALISM" with "Socialism" in scary font.

Next pane

Mitch Green hanging a poster that says "A VOTE FOR MITCH IS A VOTE FOR SOCIALISM" with Socialism! in happy font.
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
I Love The Power Glove. It's So Bad.
ALT: I Love The Power Glove. It's So Bad.
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Mac the squirrel :) @macsquirelera.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thats my councilor he’s earned my vote
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the moon report 🌕 @seachanger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
clearly I-5 should be 80% depaved with remainder used as a micromobility arterial
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David Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yet again, traffic engineers are gobsmacked that a road closure didn't create crippling gridlock: "You’d never know that a massive highway project, ominously dubbed 'carmageddon,' was underway seven miles away...cars [were] speeding across the Interstate Bridge at their usual clip."
opb.org
Vancouver traffic largely unaffected by start of I-5 Rose Quarter project
Washington transportation officials warn commute time could increase in the coming days.
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pnwpolicyangel aka Angelita 👼 @pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If anyone has a video of that right wing streamer, Tommy, attacking Hollie at Sports Bra and Hollie hitting their head against pavement or a pillar could you link it here or send to my office? Councilor.morillo@portlandoregon.gov
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 14/09/2026
So can we get rid of waterfront I-5 now that we know it's an unnecessary moneypit.
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 09/09/2026
So when this happens and the road network is fine and the world doesn't end can we just... not reopen it? Reclaiming a giant swath of very valuable waterfront land to actually use for things would be nice.
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Meredith Farkas @librarianmer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is beyond infuriating. Please Portlanders in District 4, don't rank Zimmerman. People who use claims of antisemitism to silence legitimate criticism are not protecting the Jewish people and do not speak for those of us who believe "never again" meant never again anywhere and to anyone else.
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BikeLoudPDX @bikeloudpdx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Starting tonight, I-5 will be closed for 5 weeks in PDX. Enjoy the cleaner air. Enjoy the quieter streets. Enjoy less road rage. Take these 5 weeks to appreciate how well Portland works without a giant concrete gash along our waterfront.
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[metroid] ravenous scribbles
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