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OpaqueReptile

@possumpat.io
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terminally online, fan of many things show me your gunpla PDX 🏳️‍🌈 he/him

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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 30/09/2026
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 29/09/2026
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 28/09/2026
Politics posters being alone at the party
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 24/09/2026
@drmitchpdx.bsky.social thinks he's sly
Excerpt from Fair Tax FAQ about how cool economists are.
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 17/09/2026
Dan Ryan mad
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 15/09/2026
Yeah, it's important to remember to go touch grass about this stuff. Also can be an opportunity to just whip out the Oreo GIF
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 02/09/2026
Can't wait for the screenshot of the joke thread between myself and @genderlessrodent.bsky.social that was texted to Owendoff's buddies(?) to be part of the public record from this.
Brian Owendoff's phone, featuring a screenshot of cool people.
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 02/09/2026
The Dean from Community having an awakening.
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 27/08/2026
I'd rather add chicanes (the islands in the picture), taking up some space from the abundant free neighborhood parking we have. More robust solution long term, and we really gotta cut down on the free parking.
Chicanes breaking up a straight road to encourage calmer traffic
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 27/08/2026
Principal Skinner from the Simpsons looking down with the caption "Pathetic"
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 20/08/2026
Hbomberguy "sell their houses to who Ben, fucking aquaman?" But this is the flipside version I guess because where the fuck are all these NBA teams fleeing cities gonna go.
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 02/07/2026
Bybee and 16th. We need more bike parking, literally every stapler and street sign has two bikes on it.
Bike staple racks at full capacity
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 03/06/2026
I have a little harness for my lady and we make trips outside in it sometimes. You can walk your cats people! That's allowed!
Cat on a leash checking out a snowy front yard.
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 27/05/2026
The sickos meme but with Calvin's dad on a bike
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 20/05/2026
Where are you seeing estimated remaining total ballots? Trying to make sense of the PDF on the county site, as far as I can tell it's just giving total registered + summed ballots so far. To me this just reads 7727 is total sum counted so far, not left to count like on your sheet 🤔
Snip of PDF from Washington county elections showing 27th district primary
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 15/05/2026
My small shark son that is mostly mouth.
Gible, the best Pokemon
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 01/04/2026
Wow that's gorgeous
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 12/03/2026
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 04/03/2026
Girl saying "waow" and thinking based based based based
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 10/02/2026
Btw this is the closest N/S bike lane over on SE 41st. Would love to see an actually protected alternative.
Unprotected bike lane between car lanes and on-street parking.
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OpaqueReptile @possumpat.io · 07/11/2025
Done, easy 👍
screenshot of public comment submission confirmation
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