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Carmen Klomparens

@carmparens.bsky.social
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I run my mouth professionally & socially. Sr Game Design; Broadcaster Wizards of the Coast (née Emma Handy) opinions mine #BLACKLIVESMATTER 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her 👰‍♀️ @thequietfish.bsky.social

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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 18h
How it feels getting progressively more responsibility each year
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⭐️eunnie⭐️ @eunnieboo.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
pink in the night (2019)
lyric comic to pink in the night, by mitski. page 1 text: and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right. scene 1: a little boy and girl are sitting in the rain. the boy wipes away tears, having tripped and scratched a knee. the girl leans forward to kiss the small wound. scene 2: the two friends are in elementary school, holding hands. the boy looks at a picture depicting a mom, dad, and child.page 2 text: can i try again, try again, try again. scene 1: high school. they lie on the floor during a study session, but they only have eyes for each other. scene 2: college. the same couple, only now they are two girls, kissing in bed. scene 3: the girls are getting married, exchanging a sweet kiss in a field of flowers. sunset colors cast warm light onto their wedding dresses.page 3 text: try again, and again, and again. scene 1: the girls are moving in together. one dozes off against an unpacked moving box as the other kisses her head. scene 2: disneyland. both wear minnie mouse ears as they take a selfie, laughing at the kiss mark one has left on her wife's cheek. scene 3: the childhood friends have grown older. one woman hides a bouquet behind her back as they kiss over breakfast.page 4 text: and again, and again, and again? scene 1: the women wake up in bed together, hints of grey in their hair. one kisses the other's bare shoulder. scene 2: a winter walk. they kiss as their dog plays in the snow. scene 3: the shore of a beach. the wives have greying hair and fine wrinkles, but they're still just as in love. they hold each other close, laughing, full of affection.
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 23h
Cornell. Didn’t. Refund. Her. Tuition. THEY DIDNT EVEN REFUND HER TUITION. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ONE SINGLE BLIP ABOUT TRUST IN HIGHER EDUCATION UNTIL WE TEAR DOWN THE SYSTEM THAT MADE THIS BOTH POSSIBLE AND A COMMON OCCURRENCE.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So many Democrats are more eager to throw trans people under the bus than they are to actually win an election. Time and time again, Dems who show they'll stand up for their constituents energize voters, and Dems who can't wait to throw minorities under the bus get shellacked.
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Chris Mooney @chriskmooney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My fiance just had her primary email hacked. Are there any services out there to help her sort out these kinds of situations?
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Jordan Hopkins @jordanhopkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That means I'm on the job market again! If anyone is either hiring in, or knows someone who is, Social/Community/Comms Strategy and Management please reach out!
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally got a pic with @carmparens.bsky.social at an event!
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every trans woman secretly believes she can win any game if she just "Unleashes the Ultra Beast"* *drinks a can of Zero Sugar Monster
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never linger; rightly grow @nlrg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
look how they unmassacred my girl
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"of all the twinks I want obliterated, he's one of my favs" My wife: Carmen that's just a strange fucking thing to say
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like there could be mass graves at this point
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did a huge update to the Proliferate Cube with #MTGFRA. Lots of cool stuff this year, ECL's new -1/-1 counter stuff; TMT's green artifacts+mutagen; TLA w/a ton of cool blue stuff. Excited to try Empower Jace in small doses too! Magic rules. #WOTCstaff cubecobra.com/cube/list/f6...
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Cube Cobra List: FRA Proliferate Cube
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Undefeated into T8 of internal multi-day tournament today; went out for friend's bday to great goth bar in Tacoma; won a tight game of pool
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
two years ago, i was allowed to use the women's room at the airport no problem. now, the texas state government can fine the airport thousands of dollars if i use the women's bathroom.
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Char's lil meow meow mewtype @mewtype.online · 14/09/2026
nvm the twitter credit card rules lmao
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Fix Your Heart or Die. @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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Doc Vivi's Personal Account @personalvivi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The reason we cannot surrender on "the sports issue" in exchange for other rights is because a surrender there is fundamentally a concession that trans women are not fundamentally women but just "men it is polite to pretend are women", and if we accept that, the rest of the edifice tumbles
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This was always the end game— to ban trans people from public life.
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Arya (hogpog_98 elsewhere) @aryawrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was promoted to Senior Game Designer this week! My three and a half years working on Magic so far have been wonderful, and I'm looking forward to continuing to design cool cards for an amazing game alongside people I love spending time with. #wotcstaff
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i try to brighten my friends’ days by sharing good news whenever i see it, but this now being the third time i’ve seen very positive climate news lately, i’m gonna get a lil mean: climate doomerism is misinformation and spreading it, even just in jest, is antithetical to the values you espouse.
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scwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This man won his primary by 30 points.
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Alison Lührs @alisontheperson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ok THIS ONE is the crying one magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...
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Reality Fracture | Episode 8: Keep Your Lids Open
Vraska finds the final three aberrations. The Theorist plunges forward with his plan to merge the Multiverses.
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Jeremy Geist @jeremygeist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
EMPOWER JACE IS HERE!! I consider it my finest professional accomplishment (so far). Look forward to me yapping about it at length once the full set is spoiled! #mtgfracture
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Cal is Stitching & Cascading @caljones.com · 09/09/2026
Reality Fracture's story is actually just a masterpiece of lore. As a long term player who has been here for a while, getting to see Jace be the villain, in his own way, is so fun & Allison is simply nailing every beat.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yall are gonna hear me say this a lot so here goes again: make plans to vote in person, and do it as early as possible. literally make turnout this election too big to steal.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So, uh, I haven't talked about this much here, but my wife has been bedridden and unable to walk or work for like two months now because of combinations of viruses, vertigo, and as of last week Sciatica. That plus four emergency room visits means things are getting real tight here.
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Nick Prince @nicknprince.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Live raising money for Stream for a Cause from PAX West for the next two hours! Twitch.tv/nicknprince
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cozy Cube undefeated :)
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Arya (hogpog_98 elsewhere) @aryawrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Got an email from Trans Lifeline today about being a top fundraiser of the last two years, and really that was mostly y'all, so I wanted to thank you. You were the ones who showed up, helped out, and donated over the last few years, and I'm extremely grateful ❤️
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
believe in the HRT of the cards
the spell card Change of Heart from Yu-Gi-Oh except the letters have been blacked out in its title to show simply H RT
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Jordan Hopkins @jordanhopkins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey this story is REALLY good. @alisontheperson.bsky.social outdid herself again. #wotcstaff
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Clairitha @clairitha.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m so happy for her! 💅🏻
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have GOT to go to CubeCon next year
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Arya (hogpog_98 elsewhere) @aryawrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This was released yesterday, and just wanted to say I'm profoundly grateful for the amazing and welcoming trans community in magic. I look forward to many years of the community staying that way. #wotcstaff www.npr.org/2026/08/26/n...
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How 'Magic: The Gathering' creates transgender community
Magic: The Gathering, the fantasy card game with over 50 million enthusiasts worldwide, has become an important social outlet for some real people: the transgender community.
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Dowser @dowser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@ladeedanger.com, because of course there is always a clip
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
correction we should absolutely do this every year on 9-25
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton passing away is a really big deal to me. Impossible to fit all of what made her great in a tweet. As a broke, queer kid from Appalachia, she's been someone I've looked up to my whole life. There'll never be anyone like her again.
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've read this and was Skirmish-ready last weekend. Strongly recommend checking Jason's stuff out.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Canon event
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Real tears, man
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 20/08/2026
i love being trans so fucking much and this country is getting ripped to pieces trying to take that away from me and they are failing to understand that it will never work. bye bye u cringe ass losers lmao.
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Currently struck by an immense appreciation for the life I've been given.
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
been on a bit of a Riftbound hiatus, and come back to people playing purple decks without Stacked Deck.
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Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
ALT: Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ten years ago I saw Kimi No Na Wa in theaters 7 times. Today will be the 8th :)
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Lune 🐈‍⬛ @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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