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Pollyphemeus Jesus would hate AI

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Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 2h
Aaron Rodericks is a punk ass coward who shouldn't be leading a line of fry cooks at the local mcdonalds, much less the "trust and safety" sector of a major social media platform, and that is everything wrong with late state technofascist capitalism
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 17h
If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 8h
Gonna be honest, gang. The moment you convince people you can make a machine who is conscious and capable of suffering, that is the moment you should be introduced to John Brown's blade for thinking you can sell that person.
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 2h
Mouse girl sits in chaise and explains in a very blaise manner “ Yeah so basically I'm like a 100% binary trans girl but me and my gf have sex where we pretend to be boys but it's like we're
closeted gay boys so we have to take turns being girls cuz I mean,/ it's not gay if one of the
boys is pretending to be a girl, y'know? So we're like trans girls pretending to be boys pretending to be girls but the whole thing is just like, processing trauma or w/e. Also we're
sisters and brothers and i'm her daughter”

Freud frowns
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Rolanda 露露 @cornsilk.bsky.social · 2h
Iowa city: the dems running for senator and governor are both anti-trans, and the dem running for house has a weird ad with the sherriff saying she's gonna give cops the resources to secure the border... in Iowa. Gonna sit this one out actually
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Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 2h
If you're using genAi thumbnails and feature images for your supposedly progressive articles, I ain't reading your shit. You are not a progressive. You're just another cog in the machine stealing our work for capitalist ends.
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 4h
links 💕💸 bsky.app/profile/sine...
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 5h
i guess no one wants corset pics or bruised ass pics… which sucks cause they’re great pics, but also cause i’m a bit fucked right now? anyways, check out my links and send a tip if you wanna make my weekend a LOT less stressful 🫶😘
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 7h
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Pollyphemeus Jesus would hate AI @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 11h
Real sex workers get banned but porn bots are running rampant 🙃
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 10h
you're running errands with me today, this is what you get
selfie of a brunette BBW in a leopard print top, the photo filter is giving them pink devil horns and they're sticking their tongue out playfully 

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 18h
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Pollyphemeus Jesus would hate AI @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 11h
Real sex workers get banned but porn bots are running rampant 🙃
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 16h
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Pollyphemeus Jesus would hate AI @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 11h
I still think the funniest way to prove extraterrestrial life, is something just drifts through the solar system slow enough we KNOW it's alien, but too quick to send a probe to it. A crashed spaceship or something. We suddenly have proof, but no data. Eternal existential horror. 🥰
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seasonally appropriate el 🍁 💀 🦇 @ellamennopie.meatjacker.social · 02/10/2026
PAC chant at Defy in Detroit tonight 💜
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 14h
pretty on the nose that the timing worked for the first big major release from the trump backed hollywood destroying supermerger that actively wants to make all culture right wing forever is the harry potter reboot series
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Dr. Nick Posegay @nposegay.northsky.social · 19h
Peak liberal policy: "We know many of you are saying you don't want an American suveillance company to steal all you sensitive data. We in the Government hear you. We see you. That's why we're launching a search to hire a British surveillance company to steal all your sensitive data. Please clap."
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/10/2026
Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 02/10/2026
a spinning yarn holder. it is shaped like a cat and the tail is the part that holds the part where the yarn goes that spins. it has plastic eyes and a little 3 mouth. it also has a little circular indent where you can put your notions and i have two needles (one large and one smaller), a pair of scissors, a measuring tape, and a stitch marker in there. there is a cake of peach yarn on the spinning part (but it looks more pink)the part of the holder that the yarn goes on. it has a paw design on the part covered by the yarn
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Pollyphemeus Jesus would hate AI @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only just society is one that polices itself. Cornell. Deportations. Police brutatlity. War crimes. These all happen bc we trained everyone to expect someone else to handle the problem. That's on you. If your friend is about to assault someone beat their ass. We set the social code by our action
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 13/06/2025
"So a dog walks into a bar, an-" Bluesky user interrupting: hey, why is there a dog in that bar? do you know how unsanitary that is?? X user interrupting: I know that dog is a fucking Jew. Threads user interrupting: how long do wallet inspectors take to do their job? cause mine's taking a while.
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the looting is out of control
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think the darkest thing retail people know is that customers don't care if you're bleeding
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm half-British and half-Thai. A random right-winger verbally racially abused me in the street for no reason at all. That same man was in my A&E ward a couple of days later due to a cardiac arrest. I was the doctor who saved him. There's a moral in that story somewhere.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Cay @caymanwent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let’s be real they’re using “furry” as a visibly queer subculture as a stand-in for queerness at large. Their goal has been to remove queer people from public life, and they’re testing different vectors to do so. Hence the all caps “MENTALLY ILL,” which is how they want to reclassify all queers
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VANNIALL @vanniall.com · 01/10/2026
waking up with my morning cup 😴
Vanniall, a Black trans woman, smiles and holds a pink coffee mug. She is wearing a skimpy light blue lingerie set, the panties of which are being pushed down to her thighs by her bulge.
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♡Haunted Kate 🇵🇸 🍂 @katespeace.northsky.social · 06/04/2025
"Do not come." Seeking asylum is legal, no matter how hateful the democrats wanted to be towards latinos seeking refuge here in America. Kamala Harris is full of shit and I do not trust liberals who think she was right about anything and are proud of their votes for her. She's a racist + xenophobe.
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Pollyphemeus Jesus would hate AI @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Burn down Cornell. There's no way to fix a rape culture this evil. Burn it to the ground and burn the ground afterward.
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DOMINA LAVEAU⛓️ @minalaveau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sex workers can be victims of rape too, and we are not society’s cure for rapists. We are humans.
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Pollyphemeus Jesus would hate AI @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Burn down Cornell. There's no way to fix a rape culture this evil. Burn it to the ground and burn the ground afterward.
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K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
a key reason why rape culture persists is because men do not fear reprisals from *other men*. they do not expect other men to care if they raped someone. they do not expect other men to treat them poorly. they believe that most men will doubt a victim's story and demand evidence.
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Lydz II @lydzmrose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saying you can threaten trans people with camps? That’s fine. Telling the hard of trust and safety that there’s been an uptick in this behavior and telling him he’s to blame? Verboten, you’re suspended. Fuck this platform.
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@aaron.bsky.te... • 14d
For context here, a user was responding in a thread to other users (unrelated to the original post) when they used the phrase
"Trans rights or Trans camps. You chose the camps and you're blaming Dems" followed by profanity.
> is this user toxic? undeniably yes.
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Are they threatening trans users directly?
No. Trans folks in the US have been targeted repeatedly. That's awful and you have my sympathy.
Within the context of a single post we wouldn't consider it a direct threat or targeting a protected category. le send trans folks to concentration camps.
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> "You've caused an uptick in people telling us to enjoy the camps you fucking piece of shit. Go fuck yourself @aaron.bsky.team"
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"the state" didn't lose 50k film industry jobs, my hometown did. my friends and neighbors did. and trump hasn't helped, but he isn't the driver, either. withholding aid from the eaton and palisades fires drove people away, but there is no shortage of people willing to work in film and tv
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
why is it such a bummer when you find out that a former mutual no longer follows you lol
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🏳️‍⚧️ Kim 🏳️‍⚧️ @kim-chee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whrglglrggbrblbe Brrrbbr WHARBLBRGLBRRBLRLGR
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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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🍊Cytric Acid 🍋 5/10 September Slots @cytricacid.art · 01/10/2026
this is how my fursona takes a bath btw. if you cared
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 01/10/2026
don't know if anyone has ever discovered this before but, long nails are a lot of work and hard to maintain this is shocking
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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Pollyphemeus Jesus would hate AI @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Crow Bath Bird
Alt: A corvid enjoying a nice cleaning
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vic @vicvendetta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not every man is problematic but every man knows a man that is problematic AND THEY ARENT CHECKING THEM and really, knowing a problematic man and not checking them does actually make you problematic SO
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't actually want my stuff to be seen by minors, obviously. Every time I find someone under 18 in my follows I feel sick and gross and block them immediately but labelling = reduced reach and Phantom Zoning, 99 times out of 100.
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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If being poor has taught me anything, it’s that it sucks to be poor.
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Corvid Dallas Multipass (he/him)(it/its) 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @genuscorvidae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It us! We did the thing! Next up? Precision puncturing. Then dishes. Then... Hidden Barber shop? Powers restored? Late night launders may occur. GOALS! KNOCKING THEM OUT! Rawr.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
3 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Orange Guy standing at a stall with a sign that says “Shit Sandwich, £500”
Pink Guy walks up to the stall, Orange Guy gestures excitedly at the sign.

Panel 2:
Pink Guy continues walking past the Shit Sandwich stall. The Orange Guy looks dejected

Panel 3: 
Orange Guy says “Wow. That guy can’t read”
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 30/09/2026
the virgin AI ("it's inevitable and here to stay but also we are gonna need a government bailout and we need you to force people to use it") vs the chad photovoltaics (accelerating deployment in spite of a totally hostile policy environment)
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