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Pollyphemeus

@pollyphemeus.bsky.social
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All you had to do was pay us enough to live. USE ALT TEXT 30 something Queen of Dragons. Audhd, DID. 18+. she/her/us Partner of @mortamarkahn.bsky.social

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 12/10/2026
I would like to try bottoms up economics the people doing the real labor make the most and we get to vote on if bosses get a raise or a bonus or not if you're a strong leader who works hard, you'll get what you deserve
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Final Squirrel @vootins.bsky.social · 50m
"Oh, I thought you were in your twenties" this and "You're so cute" that. Listen, I'm 42, I'm a business MILF, now sit down, it's time for your performance review.
A blonde woman with hair up in a black skirt suit and leggings, standing in a fenced yard.A blonde woman with hair up in a black skirt suit and leggings, standing in a fenced yard. Her jacket is off now and she's leaning forward looking skeptically over her glasses at the viewer
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 2h
Most of America's problems boil down to "It annoys me". No one was being hurt, if they're at cafes their boosting local businesses, also maybe they just work a different shift? You're just assuming they're unemployed bc you are. But it annoys you, so people's lives will be ruined.
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Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social · 5h
This sounds like a virus.
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a vicious mockery 🐈‍⬛🔞 NSFW @aviciousmockery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
good morninggg 🖤 two things: first of all, since my birthday is this month, both subscription sites currently have a free month trial running til the end of october 💕 secondly, ya know that shower pic? surprise, it’s a still from a 9 minute video that’s now posted on both of them 😘
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Ceri 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @cericyber.bsky.social · 3h
Do you think my new dress matches my cage?
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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 4h
They're going to kill us all to build a beach resort.
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 2h
Most of America's problems boil down to "It annoys me". No one was being hurt, if they're at cafes their boosting local businesses, also maybe they just work a different shift? You're just assuming they're unemployed bc you are. But it annoys you, so people's lives will be ruined.
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 2h
oh, i have high scoville scene plans coming up in just a few weeks!
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 2h
oh thank goodness at least the taste is gone 🤢 that sounds awful. 💗
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Companies have no idea how much I want a dumb product not a smart one. Give me a dumb refrigerator that's not connected to the internet. A car with real buttons, no touch screen and a real key. A fan that just has a 3 setting dial with no apps. The dumber you can make it the better.
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 3h
Hope you're feeling better now! 💗 The worst of mine was over the weekend. Seems to be improving now at least, hopefully in the next day or two I'm back to full 🤞
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 6h
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 23h
If we can’t defend our rights the trees don’t stand a chance
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 5h
It's self inflicted but for a good cause. I should be able to feel better later tonight. 💗 Just rough til then
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Kinky Tanuki ($10/40) @tanukinky.bsky.social · 6h
A Lazy Gengar-Tanuki appeared and used attract! It IS Tuesday, after all ;3 #TeaTime #tittease before getting situated for #TanukiDex work on Twitch! If my grocery fund goal is met I was looking to redo my nails today, maybe get some extra "T-s" iykyk ("T-s"?--TEASE?? hahah) #TanukiTime #Cos-Nay
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Liv Smith🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪Voice Acting Muscle Mommy @livsmithvavo.bsky.social · 6h
With the reference discussion arising again, seems like a good time to remind any artists following me that you 100% have my permission to use any of my pics for references
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 6h
I feeeellll like deaaathhhhh 😩🤢
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lovely
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Luigi Mangione, world's most photogenic man
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 22h
It's just a monologue.
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Esoteric order of sashimi @anomalocarlos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The original artist even made a follow-up comic recognizing this!
Four-panel comic.

First panel: Adam Ellis, teary-eyed, in a snowy forest holding a gun, saying "I'm sorry for what I'm about to do..."

Second panel: Ellis standing behind the bottom two panels of the "Let people enjoy things" comic with arms and legs. Ellis says "You've gone mad... I don't have a choice..." and the comic says "Wait! You don't have to do th—"

Third panel: A distant shot of the treetops and scattering birds with the sound effect "BLAM!"

Fourth panel: Ellis standing over the comic's corpse saying "I'm... sorry..."
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 23h
I HARDLY KNOW 'ER !!!
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 12/10/2026
Your daily reminder that more people are playing and buying PC games than ever before. This is a growing industry. The only reason the industry is struggling is because the people are the top are vacuuming up all the money made to divert it to AI in an unhinged all-in multi-trillion-dollar gamble.
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 18h
This is why we cannot have loopholes in government. They will always be used by the worst person imaginable. Whenever we make a law, or ruling we need to ask "what would the worst person I can imagine do to subvert this?" and just assume they will.
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LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat (spoopy) 🐈‍⬛🎃 @lediva.bsky.social · 23h
Despite being only black and white, it also manages to be a massive red flag
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 23h
i have now seen the straight pride flag for the first time and my jaw genuinely dropped. you're right heterosexuals, strict binarism, black and white thinking, is a kind of imprisonment, 10/10 no notes
straight pride flag, six thick horizontal stripes alternating in black and white
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 20h
He then goes on to talk about how he's spoken to parents of autistic kids and a shocking number of them say they wouldn't have had the child if they had known. And like, if that's you, jump off a cliff. Your child isn't the problem you are.
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 20h
Watching a video on autism (as most autistic people do) and the psych brings up a study that 1/4 autistic people have suicidal ideation, and that the more capable of an autistic person you are, the more likely to make an attempt. 🙃 And I've never been less surprised by a statistic.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Amy had a little pond 🔞 @amypond.gay · 22h
One from the archives
A girl with long blond hair wearing a Spiderman costume showing her huge breasts.
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Make Products Dumb Again!!!!!!
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don’t want my fucking vacuum to think.
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Make Products Dumb Again!!!!!!
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There are two types of blacksmiths on youtube. The soft spoken type who mostly have shop noises carry the audio. And the Screaming loud "HEY WHAT'S UP TODAY YOUTUBE?!" guys that I immediately banish to the shadow realm.
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Gabriel @gabrielhelfenstein.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have a release date for The House Before - November 3 It's a visual novel with puzzles about being a strange House inhabited by monsters. I've been working on this game for 5 years, so wishlists and shares would really mean the world! shorturl.at/WdvaK #wishlistwednesday #indiegames #gamedev
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Companies have no idea how much I want a dumb product not a smart one. Give me a dumb refrigerator that's not connected to the internet. A car with real buttons, no touch screen and a real key. A fan that just has a 3 setting dial with no apps. The dumber you can make it the better.
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♡Scary Kate. 🇵🇸 @katespeace.northsky.social · 12/10/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social go fuck yourself.
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The liberal need to still believe in democratic elections is unparalleled. I fully expect a rigged election and even afterward the liberals will still say "they won fair and square, we'll get 'em next time!"
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I just...it's literally named ANNIHILATION. How did someone watch this and think "yeah, this is a positive allegory about Ai"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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­ @remdacted.bsky.lol · 11/10/2026
everything else aside but it's really fucking funny to think a "dark and nasty aura" is at all a minus in the world of literature of all places
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 12/10/2026
proposal to solve the literacy crisis: bring back the coupons for one (1) free personal pan pizza
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🪦REST IN GREASE🍔 @grease.gay · 30/08/2026
i lied hey y’all 😖💚
Alanis in a maid outfit and bunny ears, drinking a Mango Loco Monster energy drink.Alanis in a maid outfit and bunny ears, drinking a Mango Loco Monster energy drink. She is flipping off the camera and rolling her eyes at you!
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Goth Kitten 🐉 @gothmommyxoxo.com · 09/10/2026
Two adjacent houses used as a meme: a minimalist black house labeled "MY TASTE IN WOMEN" next to a colorful purple‑pink Victorian (and its garage) labeled "ALSO MY TASTE IN WOMEN," poking fun at varied/contradictory tastes.
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dildo faggins ♿🏳️‍⚧️ @crippledotgay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
@tboymagic.bsky.social hey look at this sir 😵‍💫
girl in a green shirt wearing a purple collar with a gold buckle. she has brown eyes and pinkish auburn hair
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Peace
comic about a puppy scrolling on a phone and saying; "I don't like this ship/character/art/post/comment etc" and blocking + muting words before putting the phone down and enjoying nature
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Kaion System 🏳️‍⚧️🍉 @hasrock36.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026
Why are these things connected to a computer at all, nevermind one networked in to anything else, I am becoming Commander Adama of BSG
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey California! Be careful this election because the big money creeps are trying to trick you (again).
There's a trap on your ballot in California. Here's how to get past it.
1. Prop 40: 250 billionaires pay with they owe so hospitals, schools, and food assistant survive the federal cuts. Vote yes.
2. Props 41 and 42: paid for by billionaires to cancel prop 40. Vote no.
3. Tell one person, because the confusion is the plan.
Yes I'm 40. No on 41 and 42.
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Pollyphemeus @pollyphemeus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Stop giving this government the benefit of the doubt whats wrong with you???
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