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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 13h

Orioles brass must have finally gotten word of the exclusive interview the bird gave to @bransonreese.bsky.social:

Comic from Branson Reese. Orioles mascot addresses camera the whole time.

Panel 1: HELLO.
I'M THE
BALTIMORE ORIOLE!

Panel 2 as he socks a dinger: I love to play baseball

Panel 3 as he shows his cloaca to the camera:
ALL MY BATHRODM STUFF
COMES OUT OF ONE
HOLE: MY CLOACA

Panel 4, close up:
THEY SAID I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT MY CLOACA BUT WHAT CAN THEY DO? Kick My Son?
IT TURNS OUT HE WAS
JUST A BEACH BALL PAINTED WHITE. NOT A REAL EGG AT ALL!/ TRULY AM THE LAST OF My KIND!

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 16h

They released this one for Worlds a month or so ago, but this outfit is in no way spaceworthy.

Pikachu in Pokemon go. She wears a costume that's basically a space suit themed windbreaker, but with a protective head piece in the shape of a master ball with blue starry protrusions for the ears.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 20h

I have only seen male Astronaut Pikachu in raids in Pokemon Go, with the straight line at the end of their tails. So either there are no women Pikachu astronauts, or they're being forced to wear suits not catered to their needs. Either way, women Pikachu deserve better.

Image of a Pikachu in a pokemon go raid intro scene. A white astronaut suit and blue gloves, clear helmet. Its tail has a flat end like a lightning bolt.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If only Annie Liebovitz had given the same advice to Sam Altman that Time's photographer gave to Palmer Luckey: JUMP!

Cover of Time from August 2015. Palmer Luckey in teal polo and jeans jumping wearing an oculus rift headset, superimposed over a digital image of a beach. He wears no shoes. In a just world, this would have been the end of it. But nooooo, that's not where we live.

Red frame. Text reads "The Surprising
Joy of
Virtual Reality
And why it's about to change the world
By Joel Stein"

Spoiler alert: it didn't.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I did the tweet to this mantis today.

An enamel sculpture of the Pokémon Oddish. A blue root with nobby feet with pink eyes, smiling mouth, and green shoots of broad leaves. On one of its leaves is a brownish praying mantis.

Shifted angle, a black spider with orange accents looks at the mantis.

Tweet from paybersmonkey that reads

Me: *destroys spider web
Spider: wow
Me: *puts up fake spider web
Spider: WOW

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Voters for the 2012 Academy Award for Best Picture throwing up their hands in frustration:

A downtown Omaha Wells Fargo location where the LS and F are burned out on the sign.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Nobody better use these photos the next time Union Omaha's Owls lose a match. (You might have to wait a while, we're very good)

Close up of squirrel flinging itself at a fluffy owlet, its yellow eyes wide with panic and surprise.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

May this lovely art piece avoid the fate that Philly dished out to Hitchbot a little over a decade ago.

Hitchbot lies in a gutter. It's a white bodied 5 gallon bucket with solar cells on it for its mechanics and tracking. Its legs and arms are pool noodles with yellow golashes and kitchen gloves. The arms have been ripped off and lie next to the body.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

September 30 October 1 (Miss you always, Tim Curry)

Image on the left of Auntie Whispers from Over the Garden Wall. A pale faced woman with large nose, yellow eyes, and black teeth. Dressed like a conservative American settler, black cloak and beige head covering. Puritan vibes

On right is Hexxus, an evil pollution and smoke entity with a smoggy grin and glowing yellow eyes. He draws his hand across the throat of his smoky body, briefly severing it.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think the majority of the points spent on the @triviamafia.com twitch channel are people going back and forth with "More Sports Questions" and "No Sports Questions" reacts.

Tweet from account called @TrivWorks, showing Mike Schmitt and his lackeys after their poster fail. They have miserable expressions. Three white guys going through it.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Elevate your tailgate with the most incredible beer bong ever devised by man:

Image of Memorial Stadium Men's Urinal Trough. A porcelain trough on a wall with a pipe suspended over it. Plumbing drains away the piss.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Shared this in the work slack to some controversy. If I get a message from editorial (or HR) for this terrible pun, it will have been worth it.

Slack exchange between censored coworker. Their post reads "how do i delete someone else's slack post asking for a friend"

Two posts from Greg read

"Can't stop the signal, Sophie.
Can't stop the cinngal."

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

As a trivia host, I know that in our increasingly bubbled world, the music I play between questions may be a real touchstone to the larger cultural reality. And I take that duty seriously, exposing my players to important works such as this:

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

People are dunking on the Bills lifeless and forgettable grey uniforms, but they're meant to honor the countless sacrifices offered up by $40 tables in Buffalo parking lots.

A Buffalo fan, in blue hoodie and gray jeans, plummets through a gray folding table. His face is contorted in pain, he wears a Bills themed Christmas hat with a white Pom Pom on the top.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Artie wanted to check in on the Brothers' Bar sinkhole. She's concerned.

A brindle beagle and frenchie mix stands on a concrete window ledge. She looks up at the camera. Behind her is a chaotic street and sidewalk under construction, the sidewalk inaccessible, the street full of mud. She has wide brown eyes and two teeth visible on her bottom jaw. She wears a lavender collar and has a white blotch on the center of her chest.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

They told us years ago: her web connects them all.

Dakota Johnson at the end of Madame Web, in a post credits scene. She wears red lipstick, long black hair, giant reflective red goggles, and a superhero leotard of some kind. She stands at a large window, the Empire State Building (or maybe the Chrysler) is in its reflection, illuminated.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A Leiny lid emerged from the dirt between the retreating hostas this morning. You couldn't ask for a more certain sign of the end of summer. (Also, say hello to Stella, the neighbor's sweet old kitty)

A hand, flecked with soil, holds the rusted lid of a Leinenkugel summer shamdy beer, rusted around the edges. Background is gray stairs and lawn of a front porch.

A black and white tuxedo cat sits on stone paving blocks in a retaining wall. She looks curiously at the camera. She has an irregular black blotch on her nose, right cheek, and mouth.

Same cat, same place, now leaning into the arm of a person petting her. She has green eyes with reddish brown flecks. She makes biscuits in the air with one paw.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Doing the Iced Coffee Bucket Challenge at the job interview so they KNOW I'm committed and they THINK I might care about ALS.

A hand holding the Dunkin iced coffee bucket. A clear bucket with translucent lid and handle.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community💙🩷🤍

Selfie of Nebraska legislator Megan Hunt. She stands in front of demonstrators holding an enormous cardboard sign that reads "RESPECT MY TRANS HOMIES OR I'M GONNA IDENTIFY
AS A FUCKING PROBLEM" on the sidewalk leading to the steps of the Nebraska State Capital building in Omaha.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

AGENT: You're incredibly bland. We need to name your coffee brand something that doesn't scream "this guy eats his steak with ketchup." Any ideas? PATRICK: ʰᵒʷ ᵇᵒᵘᵗ ˢᵖᵒʳᵗ ᶜᵒᶠᶠᵉᵉˀ

Patrick Mahomes poses in a gym(?) with a glass garage door behind him. The wall says SPORT COFFEE in black text. He holds a red can in his hands and smiles at the camera.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Enjoying Kansas City's finest cultural export (non-smoked-meat, non Janelle Monae categories) The Get Up Kids!

A five piece rock band plays in a packed house with dramatic yellow and green lights overhead. Two guitarists, keyboardist, drummer, and bassist.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Put up our spooky season decor yesterday and it improved my mood 666%

A double window with purple and orange lights, a multicolored banner reads Happy Halloween, a torchiere lamp in the corner.

On top of the lamp is a translucent plastic jack-o'-lantern that appears like stained glass. It grins broadly.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sir Paul which song on Carly Rae Jepsen's new double album Day and Night is it? I think it might me Hold Me to the Light

Cover art of Day and Night by Carly Rae Jepsen. She wears a large leather jacket and is rising from a cafe table. An unseen figure holds flowers in the foreground.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Happy Batman Day, as we honor (through Kerry Callen's comic) how different things could have been.

Comic page. At top: IF BRUCE'S MOOD HAD BEEN DIFFERENT THAT NIGHT...

First panel, narrator reads as Bruce sits at fireplace: A SINGULAR FIGURE SITS
CONTEMPLATING AS SHADOWS FROM HIS LONELY MANSION
BEAR DOWN UPON HIM.

Thought bubble over Bruce:
I HAVE TRAINED AND STUDIED. I AM READY TO WAGE MY WAR ON CRIME, BUT I MUST HAVE A DISGUISE.

Second panel, close up of Bruce. Thought bubble reads CRIMINALS ARE A
SUPERFICIAL COWARDLY LOT.
I MUST STRIKE TERROR INTO THEIR HEARTS. I NEED THE APPEARANCE OF SOMETHING DANGEROUS AND UNEXPECTED.

Third panel, a bat has SMASHed! Through the window with accompanying sound effect. Bruce's thought bubble reads THAT'S IT! FATE HAS BROUGHT ME THE ANSWER.

Large splash panel takes up most of the bottom of page, a costume similar to Batman's but with giant shards instead of a cape and an illustration of shards of glass on the chest. "SO IS BORN
THIS AVENGING FIGURE
OF DANGER-
"SHARDS-OF-GLASS MAN"reads text superimposed over the moon.

Small panel in corner, Commissioner Gordon at a spotlight. He smashes it with a hammer, speech bubble reads "AT LEAST THE SIGNAL'S EASY
TO MAKE!"

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Lynchings are still happening to this day and Converse is treating them like they're just fair game for folksy theming. Appalling. They'll never see another cent from me.

Image from a converse Malaysia campaign. One young man stands on a ladder removing two converse canvas sneakers from a branch of a tree. He looks at the camera. Another man is in the tree further back, braced among the trunks. He looks up and off camera left.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

WE ARE CANCELING THE APOCALYPSE! GET FUCKED, DOMINO'S!

Tweet from dominos UK posted last week. Reads: "we've delivered 489,297,478 pizzas since spurs last scored a premier league goal"

Image of Stacker Pentecost from Pacific Rim, played by Idris Elba. Man in gray suit with black tie, he yells "RESET THE CLOCK"

Inset of live score from Tottenham match with Aston Villa, where they HAVE scored a goal. But they're still losing by 2.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I met this kid at the State Fairgrounds last year.

Selfie of a man in a tie dye shirt that says Protect Trans Lives in black metal font. He wears neon yellow framed shades with black lenses. His hand is on the outstretched hand of a sculpture of Linus from Peanuts, faded and weathered by sun and rain.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Samus Aran (and David Lynch) say trans rights.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hey Ken what did she say next, do you think this might be important?

The full quote unKlipped

"Our country is at war. We always root for our country under any circumstance. So, let's get this done, Mr. President. You said it would take a few weeks. Clearly, you did not know what you were talking about. And you're sounding like Richard Nixon when you say you're going to end this right after the election. But okay for that.
The fact is so sad about this war because it was could've been so totally avoided. President Obama was masterful, virtuoso diplomatic accomplishment when he did the Iran nuclear agreement. And they had stopped - we accomplished all of our goals. Except this one comes in, tears that up and now says he's going to stop the development of nuclear weapon in Iran, which he hasn't.
So, it's really sad, but our troops are in harm's way, and this is not a small potatoes thing as that person you had on the screen might refer to it. Small potatoes is not how we describe our men and women in uniform risking their lives.
So, this Iran war is taking a toll on the nation because people don't like us going to war in the first place. Second of all, it's increasing the cost of price at the pump, gasoline for farmers, increasing the price of food and groceries. So, this has an impact right at the kitchen table of the American people, in addition to not protecting the security of our country."

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hooooo clinched the playoffs for the seventh year of the seven years they've been in existence? You know hoo.

Three burrowing owls. One is close to the camera only half visible, flattened eyelid. One is on the ground behind tilted with a yellow eye cocked toward the lens. One is floating in the air with its legs sticking down.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Things sound a little different when Omaha plays.

Jumbotron scoreboard, it reads OMA CLT. Score is 1-0, but that doesn't matter.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Yeah I'm sure the guy in your profile pic would really have sought a moderate centrist position with the people who want to eradicate 1% of humanity. Pics unrelated, I'm trying to delete them.

Black jacket of a gay rights protestor with a pink triangle and white text that reads "FI DIE OF AIDS- FORGET BURIAL-JUST DROP MY BODY ON THE STEPS OF THE F.D.A."

A cop in a black jacket and helmet stomps amongst ACT UP protestors, gay men lying on the ground and holding tombstone placards. One reads RIP Killed by the FDA. They're lying in front of the FDA. A wall of police stands between them and the building. Hung on the building is a black banner with pink triangles that reads SILENCE=DEATH in white letters.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Little Tykes now has a colorless collection. Wells for Boys didn't go far enough.

Actual product image of a bunch of beige and khaki clad toddlers playing with colorless Little Tykes toys in a beige laminate playroom opening to a patio with a beige umbrella.

A toddler with curly hair joylessly plays with a white ball shooting at a white and beige plastic basketball hoop.

Image from the SNL sketch Wells for Boys, a boy in grey clothes leans against a playskool well.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

🎵 boop boop who got the koos to the Joop VRRREEEeeemmmm!! 🎶

Image of a green toy Jeep on a dollar store shelf. The typical "Jeep" on the hood says "Joop"

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Normally the sound of approaching thunderstorms helps me sleep, but last night a branch partially broke three feet above our house's power line and neither landlord or OPPD have done shit. I'm a wreck.

A large branch has fallen into the back yard (and slightly on the roof) of a white wooden house.

Detail of the break point of the branch, half of ir is sheared away while half remains. Directly below it is a braided power line.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Goku quickly nearing "YOU ARE A BAD GUY" territory here.

Longhorn football hydration chart, a laminated chart with piss colors on the left and categories on the right.

Three bars are labeled
CHAMPIONSHIP
HYDRATION
LEVELS

Two are labeled
SELFISH TEAMMATE

Two worryingly dark bars are labeled
BLATANT DISREGARD
FOR YOUR TEAMMATES.
YOU ARE HEADED TO "AREA 51"

The bottom is labeled
YOU ARE A BAD GUY

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I'd love to describe this flavor to you, but unfortunately it's subject to a strict Don't Ask Don't Tell policy.

A hand holding a Crush soda bottle partially full of pink soda. The label is blue with pink and green accents. It says Back to the 90s in bold lettering.

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