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Gregormortis (with Boo G's)

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Jokes, poetry, trivia, dogs, snacks. Views are my own and do not represent my jobs or dogs. plusgreg everywhere. (he/him) Profile art by saramchenry.bsky.social

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Up On Goblin Hill @upongoblinhill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🍂 𝔊𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔱 𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔎𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔱 🎃 The dim-winged spirits of the night Do fear and serve me well. They creep from out the hedges of The fields where I dwell... ...Then dig a treasure called the moon, A very precious thing, And keep it in the air for me Because I am a King!
Text: Great King Kratt

Image: a double spread illustration at a dutch angle depicting a harvested field of corn under moonlight. A huge construct of branches, rope, and twigs skitters and lurches across the field on many legs like a great artificial spider. It possesses a face of many carved jack o lanterns, eyes and mouths flickering dimly under its shadowy bulk. Image: a double spread illustration at a dutch angle depicting a harvested field of corn under moonlight. A huge construct of branches, rope, and twigs skitters and lurches across the field on many legs like a great artificial spider. It possesses a face of many carved jack o lanterns, eyes and mouths flickering dimly under its shadowy bulk.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 9h
A damn fine show. Another favorite with similar DNA is The Other Two. Criminally overlooked in the early years of HBO Max, so fucking funny.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 11h
He's a sin eater for the chain. HEB is so good because he is terrible.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 16h
texans: you still have three days to register to vote
TPR
Trump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurants
By Andrew Schneider | Houston Public Media
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 16h
Em dashes are sacred, you will never make me hate em dashes. But if your copy mentions "main character" in 2026, I know that shit is AI slop and I will delete your app from my phone and your business from my life.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 19h
May this lovely art piece avoid the fate that Philly dished out to Hitchbot a little over a decade ago.
Hitchbot lies in a gutter. It's a white bodied 5 gallon bucket with solar cells on it for its mechanics and tracking. Its legs and arms are pool noodles with yellow golashes and kitchen gloves. The arms have been ripped off and lie next to the body.
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🏴Omaha Autonomous Action🏴 @omahaautonomous.bsky.social · 22h
Hi, all. We're trying to raise $500 to help out our unhoused neighbors who lost tents and tarps in Wednesday night's storm. We appreciate all the support from the community.
OUR NEIGHBORS NEED YOUR HELP!!!

Wednesday night’s storm ripped through many of our unhoused neighbors’ primary shelters.

We are looking to buy some extra tents and tarps to replace those damaged in the storm.

We are hoping to raise $500 before noon on Sunday so we can 
purchase these urgently needed supplies. Links in bio.

Venmo - @OmahaAutonomous
Cash App - $OmahaAutonomous
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 20h
It's hard for Kenny Rogers the Rescue Dog, since one of his eyes can see every ghost. Minnesota friends, his adoption info is here: new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
new.shelterluv.com
Capone D71091 is available for adoption at The Bond Between
Check out Capone D71091 or one of the other animals for adoption at The Bond Between
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 21h
Do you ever want to scream. Do you ever just want to scream a little bit
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just in case you didn't know ModRetro fucking sucks and "Automated War Initiative" is a disgusting title Also, War Crime Enthusiast Palmer Luckey is incredibly thin skinned and will chase you around various social media platforms if you talk sauce about him and his shitty M64. Worth it.
FB comment:

Palmer Luckey: Mike Fink the M64 is $230 not $320 and it is far more powerful than the Mister. We developed our own core and open sourceed all the hardware and software 

And Aduril helps kill Russians, not children

Me: Palmer Free Luckey that's without the controller, not included, which is $90 

And also fuck youWe still clown on you with memes
Palmer Luckey and is shit handheld emulator, along with other fascists that don't care about human life, like Elon Musk and JD Vance
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ezra Klein: Chris Rufo Is Referring to Indian People with Explicit Nazi Language the Right Way
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hanging basket chairs clatter together over a yawning chasm on wind that never seems to touch your skin. The distant sound of "Take a Walk" by Passion Pit.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Carly's playing Red Rocks April 25th, gonna drive a Vanly Rae Jepsen to see that show.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In yesterday's Big Walk session I got separated from the group and I had a megaphone, so I started Run Away With Me and played it into my microphone and thereby the megaphone. The saxophone echoing around the mountains. Game of the year.
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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baprblm.bsky.social @baprblm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shame two awful people as quarterbacks had to spoil your night.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GurP is the highlight of the MaxFunDrive every year.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fucking gross. Sorry you had to experience that shit.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He seems so authentically knowledgeable about it. I just don't see how it could be a fake.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An entire menu inspired by Tim Curry. Omaha is so lucky to have The Pie Fairy.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you for the (rooster) tail report.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good job PB, resisting that sidewalk fish jerky.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Renee Good's family filed two lawsuits today. The first, against, USG, is a standard wrongful death. The second is a Klan Act lawsuit against Jonathan Ross, AND STEPHEN MILLER and Greg Bovino. It names Nick Shirley and Christopher Rufo as non-party co-conspirators for their racist propaganda.
44. At all relevant times, Defendants Ross, Miller, Noem, Lyons, Homan,
Bovino, and the John Doe Federal Agents acted under color of federal law and within the
scope of a joint enterprise with the private actors described below. Defendant
Lewandowski acted in part under color of federal law and in part, as alleged below, as a
private person, his federal status having been limited to a temporary part-time designation
that his conduct exceeded. Shirley, Rufo, and Ben Bergquam, and the other non-party
private actors described below, agreed to and in fact participated in the conspiracy alleged
here: each acted in concert with, and with the knowledge and encouragement of, federal
officials.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Valhalrus
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look how cool these stances are.
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a toilet. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you have friends and family in Ann Arbor, text them links about jury nullification. Set an alarm. They don't have to be friends. Vague acquaintances.
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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The 988 suicide prevention hotline's Press 3 option — which provides specialized services to LGBTQ callers — has been restored more than a year after the Trump administration shut it down. Confirmed by HHS and the office of Senator Tammy Baldwin, who led on legislation that forced its restoration
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Our last rental house in Little Italy was near the 10th St/top of the hill, but we still often had sewage come up through the drain in the basement. Hoping for the best, especially where the street car work is making places even more vulnerable.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My curiosity has me wanting to go down to Saddle Creek to see if anyone's out in kayaks.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I should sure hope not. I also hope it wasn't Dan Kennedy, he was there. If I ever give you, YOU, an unsolicited rewrite, go ahead and kill me. The blood will be green. That's a Döppelgreger.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
abolish the death penalty
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1 (Miss you always, Tim Curry)
Image on the left of Auntie Whispers from Over the Garden Wall. A pale faced woman with large nose, yellow eyes, and black teeth. Dressed like a conservative American settler, black cloak and beige head covering. Puritan vibes  

On right is Hexxus, an evil pollution and smoke entity with a smoggy grin and glowing yellow eyes. He draws his hand across the throat of his smoky body, briefly severing it.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wrote off Amy immediately when she didn't ditch that creep.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah cool, Rivers didn't sing at this one.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

image shows a man in a dracula costume with teeth out
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i am once again saying
muse in the guillotine
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is very funny in the context of the last tweets I saw from you being "in line for the Weezer show!"
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Decemberists bumper sticker idea: My Other Caravan is a Palanquin
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My Other Caravan is a Palanquin
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Highlight of today's editorial meeting: One of our editors said that "Wildwood" by Colin Meloy was way too verbose and impenetrable and I said "I've had enough of your calumny and falderal!"
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looking at your head like it's his famous rotisserie chicken.
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Neither do I, but I trust the stink of desperation coming off of this.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is a moment at the very very end of Abdul El-Sayed's podcast with Ezra Klein (book recommendation section) where he talks about the idea of "speaking truth to pain" and this will be staying with me for an extremely long time. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o...
But there’s also something about truth to pain. We talk a lot about truth to power, but I think it’s actually a lot harder to speak truth to pain. I say that as someone who went to medical school, realizing that in a lot of our politics right now, we’ve got to get a lot better at speaking truth to pain if we’re going to get through some of these challenges that we have.

What does “truth to pain” mean?

It’s one thing to look power in the eye and say: You’re wrong about this. But there’s a way in which pain is very difficult to reason with. Because when somebody is in their pain, they’re in their trauma. They see that pain, and they may not see what’s causing it.

I remember just very explicitly being in a trauma ward with a gunshot wound patient and watching this big guy with his hand on his gunshot wound. All the folks are trying to pull his hand off his pain, that point of his gunshot wound, this clear vulnerability.

And this emergency room doctor had the presence of mind to be like: Everyone, stop. And she looks him in the eyes, and she’s like: I get that really hurts, and I’m so sorry that you’re here. You don’t want to be here. We don’t want you to be here. But if you don’t let us fix this, you could die. So I’m going to take your hand, and I’m going to move it off, OK? Because I need to get there so that you can live.

She was speaking truth to pain. He understands he’s at the hospital, he needs care, but he also doesn’t want anybody to touch the wound. Which is a natural thing. And I think it is a really great metaphor for how we think about a lot of these challenges we talked about today.
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