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@pipersqueaks.bsky.social
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dog make art and game and video mdni 🔞 not bc of porn i just think ur annoying 💉9/19/26

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piper 🐶 @pipersqueaks.bsky.social · 16h
im not stupid but i put a lot of effort into making myself look stupid bc i think its funny but then ppl actually think im stupid and i hate when people think im stupid bc it makes me think im stupid
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piper 🐶 @pipersqueaks.bsky.social · 19h
it my birthday
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 29/09/2026
what the fuck
Government website header with "America.gov" and a "Menu" button. A message asks, "Do you want to be my new AI gf?" Below, text reads, "No. I'm America, a government information service. I can help with official U.S. government programs."
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Undertale monsters did not initially turn to dust upon being slain, but would instead be sent to an optional trophy room. This feature was short lived, as playtesters spent hours obsessively examining their "fine specimens".
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
someone's going to have to do it, you know
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Pelko_P @pelkop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Day 1105 who wants to try it first?
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i love campaign season because it illustrates that the target audience for the ads consists of the absolute dumbest people on the planet
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure, the 2024 election was one too, but 2026 might be the clearest intelligence test ever presented to the American electorate. Taken at face value, he's saying he stole hundreds of billions from the gov't, hid it somewhere Congress can't reach, and he pinky swears he will give you a piece. Really.
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piper 🐶 @pipersqueaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
repo video coming out monday. Or tuedday. idk check out this edit im proud of
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭
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piper 🐶 @pipersqueaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
repo video coming out monday. Or tuedday. idk check out this edit im proud of
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"does this also apply to a combine soldier from half life 2" is my "AI" news bullshit test
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nervous mouse girl asks guy who was nice to her if he could fill out a survey. She holds up a clipboard that reads 

"I WAS NICE TO YOU BCUZ...

think you're a cute girl

Clocked you and felt bad

I am normal and act this way
With everyone"

There is an open box next to each option for the man to check
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't give a shit about fortnite but I appreciate that they brought the animatronics fuzziness back
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piper 🐶 @pipersqueaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
critter nailed to a cross
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not to shit on the creators but we don’t need a documentary about this guy we need a mysterious hero with three names
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piper 🐶 @pipersqueaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
eiditng almost doneev.., viddo.., video
editing timeline 90% complete
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wardrobe Malfunction
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piper 🐶 @pipersqueaks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
editing repo video
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西村ツチカ @tsuchika.com · 24/09/2026
エフェクター
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago theonion.com/this-here-is-probably-…
‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago
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piper 🐶 @pipersqueaks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
spotted a caterpilloid
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Penis Game
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🍀John Trickroom🍀 @galinbookshelf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
purah smokin that sheikah shit
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i can't wait for my steam fram purchase email so i can wait for it to ship so i can wait for it to be delivered so i can wait for half life alyx to download
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piper 🐶 @pipersqueaks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watched oddity with my friends
yana from oddity drawn over spongebob fish saying oh. that's hair. that's hair in the wooden mannequin.
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piper 🔞 @piperfreaks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
upd8 this got me on estrogen finally
discord screenshot, piper says "piper layed down opened bsky saw 1 trans nude and is craving estrogen now might look into diy,,"discord screenshot, piper says "shh guys dont tell anyone" along with a screenshot of an email reciept stating she purchased estradiol
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Super Gay Animal Buddies
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 20/09/2026
Onion article with a photo of a traffic jam on a freeway:

“Dispatch
Report: 98 Percent Of
U.S. Commuters Favor Public Transportation For Others”
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
having a PC that's worth more now than when i got it + buying a steam frame using CSGO skins i bought over 10 years ago is probably the closest i will ever get to knowing what it feels like to own a house
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Resident Evil good. Not toooooo crazy about the ending, but it fit the themes and such so whatever. It was a fun time. It's weird that we live in a timeline with a good backrooms and resident evil movie.
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☀️Rhi☀️Commissions CLOSED until Jan. 11th @lumens8ite.com · 19/09/2026
kisses that make your tail wag sooooo hard😵‍💫💞💞💞 (time spent: 4 ½ hrs)
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piper 🔞 @piperfreaks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ITS HERE!!!
vial of estradiol enanthate
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
realized I never posted this one here,,
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I personally always default to they/them pronouns for someone if I don't know their gender, like if they're a barista or a trans woman for example
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piper 🐶 @pipersqueaks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my soy baby... dot be sad....
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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piper 🐶 @pipersqueaks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ask not for whom the nuts toll; they toll for deez
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
do u think they transferred the copy of undertale matpat gave francis to leo?
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