iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

we are so close to capcom having to decide if it will remake resident evil 5 or not. a long game of chicken as it tries to decide if it can stall for time by doing veronica or 0 first. you can not run forever

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 26/02/2025

The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds

An online review of a local clown says: “Not what I had hoped for
Disappointed. We agreed he would bring balloons for $20.
He showed up with 3 or 4 saying one got away from him.
Spent time playing a video game. Walked on the bowling alley - and fell down (needed to have the bowling alley shoes). Clothing seemed unkept. Clown face makeup was
scant.”

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don @ bsky @doctornk.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

ominous email from adidas

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cathode ray tubetop @nightelectricity.com · 07/03/2025

new saddest six word story just dropped

Facebook marketplace listing for "Full Podcasting set up (Hardly used)

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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

This is probably a good moment to mention @pinkfeelingblue.bsky.social has a great theory about how the mindflayers were created by a group of omnicidal gnome nationalists in far future Faerûn.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult

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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

having a real moment of being an incredibly irritating person due to the fact that i can't help but feel bothered by the fact that this post ignores that zoroastrianism didn't meaningfully exist in the tigris river valley in 600 BC

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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 16/09/2023

we’ve all been there right ladies

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/09/2023

*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby* Beetlejuice handjob Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit Take a vape hit

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 12/06/2023

the best thing about the volcano snail is that it looks EXACTLY how you’d want a volcano snail to look

Red and black volcano snail that actually lives on volcanoes - known as the scaly-foot snail (Chrysomallon squamiferum) or sea pangolin

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casey @swampbrat.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

you cant make me read LFG as lets fucking go. if you post LFG you want to make a party for Wailing Caverns and youve been waiting for 3 hours

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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 29/08/2023

stop bringing Bad Tweets over to bluesky to dunk on them. i'm spraying u with a can of RAID

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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/08/2023

we need to bring back poison bottles that have skulls and cross bones on them

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David Hughes @filmcritic.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

Why don't you come in for a little swim. The water is lovely and warm.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

Frankly it’s embarrassing that film distributors insist on sticking with the archaic ‘text at the bottom’ format for subtitles when the technology now exists to have the words appear in speech bubbles next to the characters’ heads

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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

Give me your heart, make it real, or else

The door to the FORBRUGERRÅDET office in Copenhagen. The third R is falling off slightly.

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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 24/07/2023

Elon Musk has done so many incompetent and embarrassing things that even some of the best ones have been forgotten, like when he made a big show of reinstating Trump's Twitter account and then Trump just ignored it

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Kaleb Horton @kalebhorton.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

Worst thing about Henry Kissinger still being alive is that when he finally croaks at 114, there's gonna be so little internet left that you won't see any good jokes at all. Just AI-generated slideshows about his "storied and complicated legacy."

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

yeah blocking is important for legitimate safety reasons but also it’s just so neat to click a button and a weird guy who talks like he’s in fallout new vegas goes away forever

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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 30/06/2023

never making fun of those in-game text logs ever again

From: Rob McCallum To: Stockton Rush Sent: March 22, 2018 Subject: Sea Trials

RM

... you are wanting to use a prototype un-classed technology in a very hostile place. As much as I appreciate entrepreneurship and innovation, you are potentially putting an entire industry at risk.

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From: Stockton Rush To: Rob McCallum Sent: March 26, 2018 Subject: RE: Sea Trials

I know that our engineering focused, innovative approach (as opposed to an existing standards compliance focused design process) flies in the face of the submersible orthodoxy, but that is the nature of innovation.

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I have grown tired of industry players who try to use a safety argument to stop innovation and new entrants from entering their small existing market. Since Guillermo and I started OceanGate we have heard the baseless cries of "you are going to kill someone" way too often. I take this as a serious personal insult.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring

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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 28/04/2023

Finding all your old Twitter follows here is very fun, like it's Final Fantasy 6 and you have to go around getting your friends back together because the old world got destroyed by a sociopath with bad jokes

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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

Feels like we’re at that part in Goodfellas where Layla plays except instead of bodies it’s websites that used to be good. Reddit frozen in the back of a meat truck, Twitter thrown in a dumpster, Google walking into a house with A.I. thinking it’s about to get made

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