Reposted by Pinitchiodan mentos @danmentos.com · 08/10/2026[death row] “ok what’s your last meal request?” A pumpkin spice latte and a shamrock shake [into walkie talkie] “he’s cracked the code" 18013
Reposted by PinitchioRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(whispering) clock management the cowboys could have used 5794
Reposted by PinitchioThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres... 102093272
Reposted by PinitchioRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026why would State Farm suggest that Cam Skattebo is insurable 1580468
Pinitchio @pinitchio32.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Glad the Longhorns are up but this game is too close for comfort. Come on Trump Curse, work your magic! 000
Reposted by Pinitchioone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died 152362328
Reposted by Pinitchiodan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63113012557
Reposted by PinitchioBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Legit upset that this Cam Skattebo ad for Farmer's Dog doesn't end with him eating dog food. 31105446
Reposted by PinitchioSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191503869
Reposted by PinitchioUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17/09/2026cop: do you know why I pulled you over? me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me? cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open 6482112
Reposted by PinitchioRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Is the Protect College Sports Act secretly Arch Manning? Because they did a lot of hype around it and put it in a ton of commercials without ever being sure that it would be able to pass 631627
Reposted by PinitchioClaudia Lamb @claudialamb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Steven root is one of the best character actors of our time. I can't think of anyone who is funnier than he is, or who can express so much with so few words. He deserves this. 922113
Reposted by PinitchioMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026According to nextgenstats, only 2 of Dallas’ 20 four man rushes got pressure tonight. 173446
Reposted by PinitchioRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Princeton grad Ted Cruz picking new Texas-area colleges to root for 734429
Pinitchio @pinitchio32.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Fumble on the first play from scrimmage. The Ted Cruz curse is alive and well. 000
Reposted by PinitchioInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Now we know how deep the deep pocket theory goes. 767390
Reposted by PinitchioLeah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 348162023296
Reposted by PinitchioSean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma. 844222163625
Reposted by Pinitchiokyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London. 160144732889
Reposted by PinitchioThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026Lakers Not Sure Where LeBron Got Badge And Gun He Just Turned In 102274261
Pinitchio @pinitchio32.bsky.social · 19/06/2026www.bbc.com/news/live/c3... One of the best things about British elections is that all candidates are together for the results. Here, the future PM thanks Count Binface for a well-fought race.bbc.comAndy Burnham wins Makerfield by-election, paving way for him to challenge Keir Starmer as Labour leaderBurnham - who comfortably beat Reform UK's Robert Kenyon by more than 9,000 votes - tells the Labour Party it is the "final chance to change". 000
Reposted by PinitchioPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 19/06/2026I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u... 1248145912752
Reposted by PinitchioNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Referee who suspiciously turns off his ref cam right before a big foul happens. 1028619
Pinitchio @pinitchio32.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Really enjoyed Ascension by @bingewriting.bsky.social, one of those late night books you can't put down. If you like sci-fi and horror plus a very old school twist, you'll love this. 010
Pinitchio @pinitchio32.bsky.social · 05/04/2026One of the things I loved about @keithrosson.bsky.social's Coffin Moon was that even without the supernatural elements it could have a been a character study on its own. Sometimes it cut a bit close to home but man, what a ride. 140
Reposted by PinitchioThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/03/2026History Of St. Patrick’s Day theonion.com/history-of-st-patricks… 1199082
Reposted by PinitchioChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 15/03/2026The funniest hit-by-pitch you'll ever see 111160263
Reposted by PinitchioKeith Rosson @keithrosson.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I once spent my last $3 on bus fare out to deep SE for a job interview to be a dancing bingo card at a bingo hall and the manager wasn’t even there when I showed up. The girl at Concessions gave me a free Pepsi. 1131
Pinitchio @pinitchio32.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I think now is as good a time as ever to read Kurt Vonnegut's classic from 1952, Player Piano, about a world where human labor has been replaced by machines. 75 years ago. 000
Reposted by PinitchioChristian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Liam Coen looks like he's at the funeral for somebody who died in a dirt bike accident 241377183
Reposted by PinitchioBryan Curtis @bryancurtis.bsky.social · 10/01/2026If I’m Indiana, I’m going to run Mendoza exactly zero more times tonight. 2273
Reposted by PinitchioArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Man with a Beer Jug, by Frans Hals, 1630, 📸 by @zachosterman.bsky.social 394940525
Reposted by PinitchioThe Intellectualist @theintellectualist.bsky.social · 12/12/2025A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them. theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr... 8924871119
Reposted by PinitchioPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/11/2025The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody 14027591
Reposted by PinitchioBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 27/11/2025thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle 533638927
Reposted by PinitchioDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/11/2025They keep putting the Raiders on TV at nighttime and the so-called government does nothing about it. 3793059
Reposted by PinitchioDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 17/11/2025"it's always been black friday" 221015
Reposted by PinitchioAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/11/2025I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury 544157972160
Reposted by PinitchioDave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw. "Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks. Lairmore won't confirm. "I did not go back to collect it," he says. 1735127563
Reposted by PinitchioArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto 5562561039
Reposted by PinitchioRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/10/2025the cut to Michael Strahan, pure cinema 2535141
Reposted by PinitchioArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 25/10/2025The Orator, by Magnus Zeller, 1920, 📸 by @powersimagery @ESPNImages 292884
Reposted by PinitchioRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/10/2025OK I knew Arch Manning was not panning out like people hoped but what do you mean he's 9-for-23 passing against the University of Kentucky Wildcats football team. 1024515
Reposted by Pinitchio🎃Nunzerwolf 🐺 🍵🍃 @spookarties.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work 608445976285
Reposted by PinitchioMeredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 04/10/2025I honestly love that in the utter dumpster fire of civilization we’re currently enduring “Bill Belichick” is still the top trending thing on here 3033723
