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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23h
Harmonica-themed knuckle tats: 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐖
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 7h
Finally an answer to the "how can I get a mustache for my forehead?" dilemma
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
'well this isn't for me but you all have fun' is a very healthy spirit toward many things
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Went to the gym this morning (push / pull day), played with the homies (Fortnite), and put the finishing touches on the display cabinet I built this weekend (incoming dart board). So yeah I'm basically a Renaissance man.
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Toby is blameless, he did amazing today (great photo!)
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You mean the kind where my wife and I saw you from across the bar and we're really digging your vibe?
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Spreading cheeks and democracy
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 06/10/2026
I don’t really care about my 401(k) because i am not likely to ever retire, but that said, it is somewhat infuriating to watch the number go down because of our large adult president
TIAA statement showing last quarter my portfolio (in their target date fund as required by my employer) returned negative 0.2%
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026
12/ We spent months compiling every case we could find of immigration agents detaining Americans. We did it because the government hasn't. And now, we're sharing every one of those cases with you. Explore our database: propub.li/4egbSK2
Screenshot of database titled "Explore All Incidents Where Citizens Were Detained." Text below explains that this is every incident ProPublica could find in which one or more citizens were reportedly detained between January 2025 and September 2026. There are 506 citizens' cases in the database, and users can sort by what the incidents involve, where the incident is located, and the recency of the case.
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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's a beautiful place to be at. Gorgeous views all around. (I've summited two of the peaks in the distance)
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
liberty bibberty butt plug
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Heavy deadlifts today over here. I feel your pain (empathically). You got this!
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All of last season, there were 3 games where a team failed to convert a single third down. In the early window today, there were 2. Eagles: 0-for-12 on third down Jets: 0-for-7 on third down
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I remember this. Very cool. Very spooky.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 04/10/2026
Come on
Hegseth cosplaying a NaziJudgement scene from Wolfeinstein.
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sounds like you have your Halloween costume figured out
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Newest Super Group,,, FLAVOR DAVES,!! #DaveMatthews #DaveGrohl #FooFighters
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Off to change the steeple clocks
Batman and Robin climbing up a wall
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Slippery elm
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Double birb action this am @goose.ski
Two birds standing in a swamp. One bird is grey, the other bird is white.
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How much effort are you willing to put into it? High effort: Lady Frankenstein Low effort: Ninja
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
OH. COME. ON.
NASA just got a rare look inside Uranus oh ffs c’mon 🤨
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No thanks, I’ll stay right hur.
Yellow “DRIVE THUR” and arrow painted on the ground.
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
John Carpenter's Sabrina Carpenter
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unironically I always wondered why graveyard owners didn't do this to maximize occupancy/plots to sell
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"not intelligent life"? Well who do you think put all those magnets there, hmm?
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Koario
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You're telling me 4 dudes had 98 degrees? No way they had that much time and money to be that educated and also form a popular boy band touting their academic accomplishments
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Bookio: Confused Man with Math Equations
Alt: Bookio: Confused Man with Math Equations
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let the Right One In
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Italian Job
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Walter Matthau & Jack Lemmon in Grumpy Old Men
Alt: Walter Matthau & Jack Lemmon in Grumpy Old Men
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gorilla Glue just sounds like a name they came up with to calm down the horses.
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teq @quilling.dev · 01/10/2026
ngl, Im gonna lie
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 01/10/2026
So annoying how the stores already have trees for sale even though we’re months away from Arbor Day.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Photography by Elliot McGucken
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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alt text The moon is framed in a rock formation Like a cat's eye The sky lavender and pinks fading to dark
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
highly recommend finding out what resources come for free with your library card. you might be surprised
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 01/10/2026
Estonian slackliner Jaan Roose completed a tightrope walk above central Seoul on Thursday. Roose walked a 160-meter slackline strung between Seoul's Koreana Hotel and Donga Media Center in Seoul's Gwanghwamun.
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You think these people read books??
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey, men, you better treat women like equal human beings or you might have to write an essay or stay out of the public eye for a few months or become President of the United States of America.
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What in the name of all that's holy is happening here? 🤦‍♀️
"Please wash your hands" sign in a bathroom.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 30/09/2026
U.S. forces are set to depart from bases in Iraq following two decades of American involvement that resulted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians and thousands of U.S. troops, and now leaves Iran at the center of the region’s future.
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U.S. withdraws forces in Iraq as balance of power shifts to Iran
U.S. military forces are set to depart from bases in Iraq on Wednesday, a milestone in two bloody decades of American involvement.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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