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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱

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I would'a made the NHL too if my cousin Dave didn't give me a concussion playing road hockey. BC progressive. Poilievre is a weasel. (He/Him) 🇨🇦 Hydronyms: Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario

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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lol. Are BC Conservatives forcing their student interns to run in ridings they won't win? What's the plan if he somehow wins, drop out of school?
BC Con candidate for Vancouver-Strathcona Jordan McIntoshJordan McInstosh's bio, that shows he's currently in school pursuing a bachelor's degree.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The future of the military is one computer shooting missiles at whoever it wants and thousands of soldiers who stand around looking sexy
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Peter Navarro is obsessed with Canada. Just leave us alone, you weirdo!
Navarro tweet: Mark Carney is playing checkers in a chess world.
He thinks Beijing is his leverage against America.
Xi thinks Carney is his next checkmate.Reply from "Watcher from Canada":
Peter, you're really starting to sound like Canada’s desperate ex-girlfriend.

“Fine! I don’t need you! I’m totally over you!”

17 minutes later...

“AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT MARK CARNEY…”

Buddy, we’re trying to ignore you and move on with our lives, but every 20 minutes you pop back up flapping your lips.

Go away already, so annoying.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol. BC Conservatives aren't playing One BC's game. So now One BC will now run candidates in two more ridings with Conservative incumbents.
NEW - OneBC leader Dallas Brodie partially reneges non-aggression pact with "principled conservatives." Presumably in reaction to the BC Conservatives running a candidate in Brodie's riding of Vancouver-Quilchena, OneBC is now planning to run candidates in two more ridings.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nothing builds a team like someone coming in disrespecting their leaders.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Separatists trying "just the tip" persuasion.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm old enought to get this reference.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"And all the hardware in the data centers will be made of granite. Because granite is very hard and is also beautiful. President Xi of China loves granite, as do I, and we will be working together very strongly on that."
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New US Ai website agrees that "super intelligence" is a dumb name that nobody uses in the context of current capabilities.
The U.S. government still uses artificial intelligence (AI) in statute and most agency policy. Congress Research Service notes there is no single official definition of AI; policymakers generally mean computer systems that can perform cognitive tasks. Law often points to the definition in 15 U.S.C. 9401 and related NDAA language.

Superintelligence is a narrower term. CRS describes artificial superintelligence as a system that would exceed human-level cognition across most tasks. Those systems do not exist today.

On this site, a White House fact sheet says America.gov uses Super Intelligence (SI) as the label for the technology that answers questions here. Fact sheet

So: agencies and law still say AI; America.gov’s public description uses Super Intelligence (SI); researchers also use “superintelligence” for a hypothetical future capability, not for everyday tools. I am an information assistant that cites official sources; check those links before relying on any answer.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Didn't Trump say he had $21 trillion in new investments? Even assuming this new mill is real, where are the announcements for the other $20.985 trillion?
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Time for my daily "fuck this guy".
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Prediction: Diesel export ban, blaming Ukraine and Biden for the high prices. Will also blame the media for not reporting how much lower prices are under him.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Call me old fashioned, but I prefer allies that *don't* offer to sell weapons to China.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good summary of Trump's lying from Daniel Dale. “Trump is a human version of computer hackers’ denial-of-service attacks, flooding systems with more disinformation than they are designed to handle.”
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Poilievre treats everyone like they're idiots. He has no interest in presenting or discussing anything real. It's always 24/7 invented ragebait.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Increasingly I get the sense that Trump's deferral until "after the midterms" is really "after I've declared martial law and cancelled the midterms"
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Poilievre's face on Fonzie jumping the shark
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is beautiful.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Terrific thread noting how brain-dead the median voter is. 🧵⬇️
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FAFO for First Family Credit Union CEO. www.cutoday.info/Fresh-Today/...
cutoday.info
Family First CU CEO Out Following ‘Lake America’ AI-Photo Controversy / Fresh Today / CUToday.info - CU Today
The Coolest Credit Union News Source
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lol, check out the body language here. "Are you seeing these fucking numbers?!?"
CNN guy leaning into it when showing Trump's terrible numbers
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stanley Park in Vancouver is one of the most beautiful urban areas in Canada. With 500,000 trees, it is larger than Central Park in New York. Inhabited by humans for thousands of years, it has a deep history. This is the story of that park. 📸 Wikicommons 🧵 1/12
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BC Cons: "Good! Get the hell out of my life! Who needs you? Beat it!" Also BC Cons: "I’m sorry, I didn't mean that. I just yell 'cause I get so scared. Why don't you come back upstairs, honey? I'II give you the oId snoochy-snoo kissy-wissy."
BC Cons welcome back John Rustad after kicking him out of the party twice.Happy Gilmore apologizing to his girlfriend over the speakerphone
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 21/09/2026
It's 2026 and the US President is bragging about an almost certainly inaginary deal to buy potash from a Russian vassal state because Canada refuses to become a US one.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine if the WH press corp had banded together 18 fucking months ago
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Sven-Erik Volberg @volberg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Minor flaw in the master deal: Belarus says it doesn’t have the potash. Traitors and stupid, the Trump classic
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Christ, these people are monsters. Just monsters. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
UCP, not wanting to be left out of the fun being had by the federal CPC and BC Conservatives, decides it should also try ripping itself apart from within. 🤪🤡🫯 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
UCP riding group demands leadership review as separatist leader criticizes Danielle Smith's unity stance | CBC News
To force a party vote on the premier's leadership, 22 riding associations would need to make same request.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New recruiting ad just dropped.
US ARMY ad, modified: "We have more boners before 9am than most people do all day.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's like training for the Tour de France by riding an electric bike.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
LMFAO
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I must say that Erin O'Toole is showing he is a class act.
Erin O'Toole tweet:

Having worked on @vimyfoundation commemoration as a volunteer and as Veterans Minister I was very proud to see the strength of the Vimy oaks used today to highlight Canadian sacrifice & our reliability as an ally. Well done Prime Minister.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
wHy dIdNt cArNeY MaKe a DeaL?
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/09/2026
Post from Amy @lolennui.bsky.social

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“However, we also stress that Canadians should be aware that Alberta’s separation will undoubtedly harm Canada as well.” Canadians are well aware of that, of course, one reason why the possibility of a “smooth scenario” is zero.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's genuinely fascinating that the US president keeps announcing that he just flat out doesn't know what trade is, he legit doesn't appreciate the concept of exchange and instead views economic activity through the lens of a dragon attempting to maximise its gold hoard to sit upon.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It never ceases to amaze me that the leader of the world's biggest economy is so ignorant about so many things.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bad night for Maple MAGA. Bad night for Separatists. Great night for Alberta and for Canada.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The comments on this Reddit thread !
Reddit thread: "Carney courts the world's top investors at Toronto Summit"Top comment: "Canada's looking sexy again post-divorce"
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Usha Vance subtweeting Trump like this is savage.
Usha Vance tweet:
During National Diaper Need Awareness Week, I'm grateful for the diaper banks working to provide diapers and other essentials to new parents across the country.

If you're looking for a meaningful way to give back, consider supporting the 
@diapernetwork
 or finding a diaper bank in your own community. Whether you donate diapers, volunteer your time, or spread the word, every act of generosity helps families in need.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"US foreign policy now hardly exists. It’s been replaced by random whims blurted out by an ignorant, easily confused amateur, who hasn’t done his homework, hasn’t thought through the implications of his declarations, and might very well change his mind without warning..." www.ms.now/news/trump-i...
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Trump stumbles into an international incident of his own making in Ireland
The underlying issue is best approached with a nuanced understanding of history, culture, diplomacy and regional politics. Trump skipped all that.
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Dale Smith @journodale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Democrats keep trying to guilt-trip Canadians into backing down. Fuck off. Deal with your own mess. This is your problem to solve, not ours. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Gallego, the Arizona senator, said the two sides need to figure out how to mutually step down from the current trade tensions, adding that it appeared both Trump and Prime Minister Mark Carney were playing politics when trade talks fell apart last month.
"I'm not asking Mr. Carney to just bend at the knee and give in, but this is the role of diplomacy," Gallego said. "You figure out how to actually start bringing the heat down little by little to a point where you can get to the negotiation table."
Likewise, Maine's governor, Mills, said there need to be "serious negotiations on both sides," and she hopes a third party can sit down with the two countries and make it clear a tariff fight damages both of them.
"The retaliatory tariffs, I can understand why that's happening," Mills said. "I can't say it's not damaging our economy, though."
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why does Trump always do these sessions with jet and helicopter noise in the background? Does he think it makes him look cool? Is it so he can pretend not to hear something? It's the stupidest thing.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This was incredible.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
She adds, "But Republicans have made it a big attack on you," which is a telling statement. Stated simply: We don't find it newsworthy either, but it's our job to use talking points from one side and parrot them back to the other side. If not, we'll be accused of bias. (Also, my boss is Bari Weiss)
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Canada is re-entering a spot on the world stage not seen since Pearson.
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Peter Turner @rppt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sums it all up. If it happened again, We'd feed and shelter your folks again. If it happened to us, You'd probably send ICE.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Incredible chart: “.. US 10-year Treasury REAL yield versus tanker traffic through the Strait of Hormuz as a proxy for the ongoing crisis.” @bloomberg.com
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