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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
More #LooseCoffee for a Wednesday mornin
Man (dumb) holding mug of coffee while driving car.
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The sophisticated recording device:
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York [1992]
Kevin McAllister holding a Tiger Talkboy
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I went to the outside. It was nice.
Photo of a nature scene - rolling hills covered in green trees
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Weaver Whiteheart (verified) post on Twitter: 

Just filled up my car. 

I'm okay with Iran having a nuclear weapon. 

5:17pm • 9/17/26 • 1.4M Views
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Loose coffee on the way to work #LooseCoffee
Loose coffee while driving
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Found this elsewhere, thought you guys might appreciate it.
No thoughts only potato
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
4 punches meme: "label created" doesn't mean "item shipped"
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He got Hincapied
Soccer player Piero Hincapie getting his bum out
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I did the map thing and it is exactly as I expected
mydialect map showing a strong bias towards the Pacific Northwest
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hank Azaria as Brockmire: "bangs are just a prank a woman plays on herself"
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hard to argue.
Being on Bluesky doesn't deliver delirious highs, but it also doesn't lead to crushing lows. Its users are almost entirely Twitter exiles who quit post-Musk, which means there isn't a cornucopia of insane takes found on Old Twitter. The main factions are annoying leftists who hate Chuck Schumer, annoying liberals who hate Chuck Schumer and annoying furries who hate Chuck Schumer.
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Kids: can we get milkshakes? Dad voice:
Avengers Doomsday poster but the caption reads: Another time, maybe
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
Hollywood Squares; 9 different people who often disagree with each other entirely
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Currently on the deck with this one
Mug of coffee. There's too much creamer in the coffee, but the mug is white with a black graphic of a mountain and the caption reads "the mountains are calling".
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is one of my favorite episodes of IASIP.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia title card: "The Gang Gets Extreme: Home Makeover Edition"
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll
Small river, trees on either side, clear skies above, close to dusk
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Big ass rock 📸: me
Haystack Rock, Cannon Beach, ORHaystack Rock, Cannon Beach, OR
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
All glizzed up
Double glizzy action
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
FDA: it's not safe to eat blueberries. Me:
Violet Beauregard after eating too much
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
Yelling woman: Buttery 
Smug cat: Butt tree
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Immediately thought of this film (important part of my childhood)
Movie Poster for the film "DragonHeart" [1996] with the tag line "You Will Believe"
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The yellow starburst is the best. Most people think it's the pink, but the order from best to worst goes yellow, pink, red, then orange. Orange is trash.
Norman Rockwell man standing up saying something controversial but true (probably we can actually hear a painting speak words)
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I feel like this has some mileage in it
Lonely man self-inflicting tobasco sauce into own eye
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Another option
Left panel: let's go, boys! 
Right panel: *MEN!
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I don't have a photo edit option to put them together but here ya go
Let's go boys! Condescendingly, angrily: "MEN!"
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wake up bb, new reaction image just dropped
Movie still from the film "The Furious" - man standing in a UFC octagon cage, holding a hammer, ready to make someone's day much worse.
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is this anything?
Lord of the Rings meme: the age of health is over; the time of explosive diarrhea has come
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sarah Cooper
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Busting out the fancy footwear for today's activities
Patriotic Crocs with truck nutz
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Wake up bb, new Fast and Furious just dropped
Cargo thieves have set their sights on data center supplies
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Normal Wednesday here
Photo from inside a car driving too fast, with caption "three coffees no brekkie"
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Just learned a new phrase. Very useful. I suspect a high rate of application.
French: Je vais faire une connerie
French -> English
English: I'm going to bullshit 
Quote: (description of Arsenal away kit for 2026/27 season)
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
When you're a champion, every breakfast is the breakfast is champions
Costco glizzy perfectly topped with chopped onions, relish, and deli mustard
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Woke up thinking about this
Distracted boyfriend meme, but the boyfriend is ignoring Farding and instead looking at Shidding.
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Still thinking about that Martinelli assist #Arsenal #UCL
Pacha from the movie The Emperor's New Groove in a very satisfied state
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It's giving Costanza
George Costanza wearing a toupé
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I've seen this episode before
Title card for the TV show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" episode "The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis"
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Bee with a call-out bubble
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Happy MAR10 Day to all who celebrate
Today is March 10th

Happy MAR10 Day!
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed
Haystack Rock, Cannon Beach OR
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Scene from Disney's beloved 90's masterpiece "Heavyweights" in which the dad reiterates to his son that he in fact "did not send you to go-kart camp"
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Here's the bottom line: DHS is buying warehouses across the country to build out concentration camps for caging and deporting immigrants, and WEXMAC TITUS is allowing them to be operational in a matter of weeks.
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I'm reading a book. Quick thread 🧵 1/4
Book cover - "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: an Inquiry into Values"
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The Good Place
Well that's called tyranny and it's generally frowned upon
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Mean Girls [2004]
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Just checking some updates real quick
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Happy Anniversary to the Four Freedoms
The Four Freedoms were goals articulated by US President Franklin D Roosevelt on Monday, January 6,1941. He proposed that people everywhere in the world ought to enjoy freedom of speech and expression, freedom of worship, from of want (economic stability), and freedom of fear (reduced armament).
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Pretty cool how we have a real-life Bobby Newport now
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Well did it work for those people? 

No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... 

... But it might work for us.
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