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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿

@jade.is.vgay.fyi
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astrophysics phd student -:- she/her 📡 age = current year (im 2000 years old) chahta sia hoke! chi hollo li @addie.is.vgay.fyi 🥰

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 3m
i go there sometimes :3
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Kate Starbird @katestarbird.bsky.social · 7m
Y’all, I hate to rain on the dead bot parade, but the Yandex data center destruction doesn’t seem to have significantly impacted social media bots. I made temporal graphs of X posts about AfD around the time of the attack and there’s no sign of a sudden dip or residual impact on that conversation.
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 7m
An actual expert in online disinformation:
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 1h
Me: wow this one's doing numbers Girl at the orgy who is fucking a she/it named Numbers: can you please shut fuck up oh my god who invited you
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 15m
the problem with
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 28m
static.klipy.com
Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Alt: Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid waving happily and then looking concerned downward
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🏳️‍⚧️ Terpoh - Space Cadet 🏳️‍⚧️ @3dpinball-spacecadet.net · 17h
Jedi are all about that tidichlorian count.
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 19h
That explains a lot
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 22h
The reading's off the chart. Over 20,000. Even Mistress Yoda doesn't have an estrogen level that high!
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 22h
lets have the girls hrt regimen be decided by fate - i just so happen to have a chance cube here
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 22h
transsexual qui gon jin trying to get you to lay off the death sticks because they affect breast growth
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22h
agreed with the caveat that i think taco bell should make it explicit in their marketing that the chicken crunchwrap, their boldest innovation in decades, is transgender
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22h
I like games made by people
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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 22h
not all do ponder our thoughts
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 22h
its like genuinely the opposite of my dreams every night
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 22h
like 3 years ago probly
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 22h
i’ve done it at least once
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 12/10/2026
don’t forget the random guy immediately helping an old man pay his parking ramp fee at the art museum
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 12/10/2026
they need shazam for movies
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 12/10/2026
is it worse than madison? 😭
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 12/10/2026
is it normal to continuously think about getting a vaginoplasty even though u don’t want one
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🥵🥵🥵
a pizza with mozzarella pepperonis pickled jalapeños and chopped basil
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frankenstein fucks car @hulkfuckscar.top · 12/10/2026
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 12/10/2026
we saw an unbelievable amount of kindness and understanding while we were there it was like we were on the truman show. felt like an extremely strong community
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 12/10/2026
now having been to minneapolis i can officially say that madison is like if you took 1 part minneapolis and poured it in a cup and added 10 parts water and started chugging
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 06/01/2026
good morning
Reddit post showing a transition timeline, the first pic being of a regular issue think and the second clearly being a woman in officewear. the caption reads 14 months hrt still boymodding at work
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scary jorah @fishwives.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*crazy frog noises*
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026
just kidding
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026
gestures broadly at u
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026
yeah!!!
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026
hahaha
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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026
enjoyin life
jade and addiestars at night
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026
addie holding multiple freshwater snail shellsaddie holding one crazy green freshwater snail shellCassiopeia and the Andromeda galaxy
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026
easily the best way to do it. in that case i guess addie was addiemoding by collecting big green snail shells
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026
i seeeeee
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026
i was at a wedding and i couldn’t let the bride’s mom find out i’m transgender or she was likely to make it the bride’s problem so i tried my best but the theme was “hobbitcore, cottagecore, whimsical tweed type stuff” so it wasn’t helping the boymode and gwuhhhh
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
california license plate denials as the sad crying shiba inu and oregon license plate reservations as the giant buff shiba inu
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026
omg did u move
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026
i’m genuinely, truly boymoding in this pic
me looking like a girl and snuggling up with addie next to a lake
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026
joseph tyler levitt. jesse gordon ferguson. john harvey booth. i could go on.
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 11/10/2026
matt ruffalo. mark damon. 🧐 mark leblanc. matt wahlberg. 🧐 this feels like mixing stuff in the garage just to see what happens. tom roth. tim hanks. tom robbins. tim hardy. tom allen. tim holland. tom curry. tim selleck. tom blake nelson. 🧐
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026
a honeybee snuggled into my hand and fingertip today
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it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
NOOO MY COBWEB COLLECTION
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
1 like = 1 wizard who has betrayed me
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026
addie holding multiple freshwater snail shellsaddie holding one crazy green freshwater snail shellCassiopeia and the Andromeda galaxy
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026
taking off ur binder at the end of the day rocks holy shit
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 10/10/2026
the hotel has at least 120 high schoolers in it rn
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 10/10/2026
ai
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 08/10/2026
it's come to my attention that some images have surfaced of me standing with whatever the Buc-ee's beaver's name is. I want to assure everyone that our relationship was purely sexual and meant nothing. thank you for your attention
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 10/10/2026
or like it sets off a booby trap that steals your credit card or makes you play slots for a water bottle
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