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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 08/10/2026

it's come to my attention that some images have surfaced of me standing with whatever the Buc-ee's beaver's name is. I want to assure everyone that our relationship was purely sexual and meant nothing. thank you for your attention

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11h

i gotta make a video like “how it feels to use the hotel water” where you pick one of these glasses up and a smoke alarm starts going off really loud

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 14h

can someone please explain #sheshed to me

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 18h

a dr pepper to soothe your ails mlady?

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may @maysuser.name · 18h

sent him a birthday message

email to dr. Ray Milton blanchard iii

Hi Ray,

Hope everything's going well! I'm a big fan of your work. I hope you're having a fantastic 81st birthday! I got my nails done just for you. In your expert opinion, are they AGP or HSTS? Please see attached and let me know your thoughts!

Yours,

May

[pic of my nails attached]

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 18h

addie introduced mabel to their coworkers on a zoom call and was sharing an image of her and just immediately off the cuff said “yeah we’re trying to teach her how to drive but it’s — she’s not very good at it yet.” [stops talking]

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 18h

babe…… u spin my head right round….. when u go down….. when u go down down

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 18h

i forgot we haven’t been using the she shed hashtag in a while

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 19h

polish sausage? that’s what i’m tryna do!!

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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 21h

wet jimmy eat world be like “if you're glistening, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh”

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 21h

do you think anyone has ever brought a calculator to top surgery so when they wake up they can have their friend take a pic of them smiling real big and holding a calculator that says 55378008 and you have to turn the photo upside down to read it

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 09/10/2026

when u reconnect with ur old friend and he immediately sends u ai images of himself doing the things mentioned in dracula flow

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 09/10/2026

let it be known the reason she made this post is bc buc-ees won't stop suing local businesses for having animal mascots that wear hats claiming it's "copyright infringement" and most of the businesses cannot afford the legal fees and are forced to concede

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 09/10/2026

so naturally when i was fuckin around on her ipad and saw a pic of her w buc-ee like four years ago i unfortunately had to cancel her 😔

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Isometric Pixel @isometricpixel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

this is my vent art

A crudely drawn image depicting a message from a user named "comm artist" (shortening of commission artist). The message reads "So sorry for taking 8 months to start your sketch. I'm working on it right now, promise." The message is partially obstructed by a Steam notification reading "comm artist is playing Overwatch"

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 08/10/2026

It's crazy that Mr. Brightside is the famous one, because All These Things I've Done is the good killers song

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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Long planet

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 08/10/2026

horse girl

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Human Meatgrinder @soapsmoker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I need to have life ruining sex

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 07/10/2026

they should invent fat transfer surgery that transfers the fat to Me specifically. anyone who gets this surgery asks for the Jade special and it gets boxed up and sent to my mailbox

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Autty @realsquiddays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hey are you just farming posts from us?

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 07/10/2026

if i died and you had to weekend at bernie’s my bluesky account to make it look like i was fine, what would you post

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 07/10/2026

jade, in her sleep: (kisses my cheek) "i love you and miss you." me: "i love you too" jade: "don't give up on trees" me: "what" jade: "i don't know" (breathes loudly in my ear) me: "what were you saying" jade: (nods vigorously) ok

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 07/10/2026

sara x jason funderberker fic but it’s the frog not the human

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Democrats aren't abandoning trans people! Maybe just one or two..." Here's every Democrat who's either voted to strip human rights away from trans people and/or has campaigned on anti-trans propaganda in the last year.

Amy Acton
Jamie Ager
Colin Allred
Angela Alsobrooks
Tammy Baldwin
Beau Bayh
Xavier Becerra
Richard Blumenthal
Lisa Blunt Rochester
Sherrod Brown
Chris Coons
Catherine Cortez Masto
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Dick Durbin
John Fetterman
Cleo Fields
Shomari Figures
Aaron Ford
Ruben Gallego
Sarah Trone Garriott
Blake Gendebien
Lauren Gillen
Kirsten Gillibrand
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Vicente Gonzalez
Adam Gray
Maggie Hassan
Martin Heinrich
John Hickenlooper
Mazie Hirono
Jeffrey Hulum III
Ben Ray Lujan
Tim Kaine
Marcy Kaptur
Mark Kelly
Angus King
Amy Klobuchar
Susie Lee
John Mannion
Seth Moulton
Gavin Newsom
Jon Ossoff
Mary Peltolta
Gary Peters
Bobby Pulido
Jack Reed
Jacky Rosen
Rob Sand
Kim Schrier
Chuck Schumer
Terri Sewell
Jeanne Shaheen
Elissa Slotkin
Tom Suozzi
James Talarico
Josh Turek
Eugene Vindman
Mark Warner
Raphael Warnock
Sheldon Whitehouse

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

i think about this tweet every day

tweet:

trans mf doom: got my needles and injected some estrogen. now i'm having vile dreams about sex with men. i'm bi? the vials must've hexed this femme. i liked barbies and now i wanna deepthroat ken
sean connery type voice sample: The autogynephiles pose a threat to us all.

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 07/10/2026

i remember when i first downloaded discord and i said jesus this is just the baby sensory videos version of slack

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 07/10/2026

“there’s not much of a different between me when i’m late on my shot and when im not” anyway unrelated let me analyze every single way im different from cis women

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 07/10/2026

to the tune of kiss me through the phone: “kiss me through the poop”

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Phoenix @funwithnix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

are u dating the lorax

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/10/2026

He called us “ragazze” or “bellisima ragazze” the entire time and begged us not to go because we break-a his heart if we go, how he gonna go on without the most bellissima ragazze in-a Queens, no, all-a New York

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

katie tightpussy put a gun to my head and told me to say sorry for being bisexual

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 07/10/2026

ok i think my character’s mom used to be a soldier and she thinks she needs to be a soldier but is going to find joy and comfort in the lifestyle of an adventurer

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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Wait is that not how to play soccer? I’m starting to understand why my parents took me out of the league

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frankenstein fucks car @hulkfuckscar.top · 07/10/2026

guys put an entire outshine lime bar in a cup of room temp diet dr pepper. trust me

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 06/10/2026

hmmm... picking equipment for DND... shield or whip what do we think

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Marcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I was looking for ways to add more hidden protein into my diet as I've been working out and lifting more. One thing I read was to mash up sardines and put them in pasta sauce. The process is grosser than I care to admit... but it's actually really tasty. I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We better put this clue in our... Handy Dandy Notebook!

Steve Blue's Clues drawing Foul Murder on his Handy Dandy Notebook

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 04/10/2026

i literally have yet to have a dream this year not involving a women’s bathroom that is also a literal maze with too-small stall doors

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Lich Queen Bingus, of the Old Chicago Ruins @bingus.ough.club · 04/10/2026

ive reached a point where im uncomfy using *either* bathroom lmao

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