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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿

@jade.is.vgay.fyi

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astrophysics phd student -:- she/her 📡 age = current year (im 2000 years old) chahta sia hoke! chi hollo li @addie.is.vgay.fyi 🥰

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 17/10/2026

New York City's mayor Zohran Mamdani considers
Digimon his favorite anime franchise. [79]

en.wikipedia.org

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 17/10/2026

addie found me asleep like this

me totally asleep on the couch with my mouth a little open with big headphones on, laying down with my arm woven through mabel’s legs

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 17/10/2026

average internet forum answer

Quora

Q:
How did people travel before trains existed? How long did it take people back then to travel short distances compared with now?

A:
Wow, just Wow.
Have you ever read any history? Do you think people stayed put because they hadn't even imagined that trains could take them somewhere, or even imagined trains?
There was never a time that humans couldn't figure out a way to travel.

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 15/10/2026

thrifted it. this is what i got

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 15/10/2026

why this shit so sexual

oddly sexual jeans zipper image from google

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 15/10/2026

mabel in the act

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 15/10/2026

should i wear this backless top as a frontless top instead

me smiling for the camera wearing a striped white top. my reflection in the mirror shows that there is a big window in the back of the top that shows my shoulder blade area.

me making a sillier face with the top on backwards. my bra and boobs are sticking out a little and it’s lowkey really hot but obviously inappropriate for work today

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 13/10/2026

i take home depot hot dogs very seriously

sticker that says

I ATE A HOT DOG!

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026

i’m genuinely, truly boymoding in this pic

me looking like a girl and snuggling up with addie next to a lake

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 11/10/2026

addie holding multiple freshwater snail shells

addie holding one crazy green freshwater snail shell

Cassiopeia and the Andromeda galaxy

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 10/10/2026

i gotta make a video like “how it feels to use the hotel water” where you pick one of these glasses up and a smoke alarm starts going off really loud

hotel water for $6 a bottle

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 08/10/2026

it's come to my attention that some images have surfaced of me standing with whatever the Buc-ee's beaver's name is. I want to assure everyone that our relationship was purely sexual and meant nothing. thank you for your attention

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 01/10/2026

jade

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 30/09/2026

:3

me and addie at a bus stop

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 29/09/2026

next time folks next time

Jade: cis girl who looks like me alert
Jade: brain cured forever i promise
Jade: just kidding
Addie: i know.
Jade: aha gottem
Jade: ily
Addie: certifiably did not gottem

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 29/09/2026

me and addie’s photo wall just decided to fully explode at 6am 😭

one million sticky things on the wall where our photo wall of hexagon corkboards used to be

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 28/09/2026

this is how i look w the jankatron 3000 vs without. i love my current boobs, i just wish the bigger boob look were more of a plug-and-play situation instead of the whole mythbusters episode-worthy engineering project it usually is

with

with

without

without

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 28/09/2026

Anakin Skywalker to Padme Amidala:
“I don’t think the system works.”

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

They’re sitting in a meadow discussing politics on their “first date.” Anakin has grand ideas for the exact same form of government that they already have. He thinks if there were a dictator things would go a little smoother though.

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 27/09/2026

how an AI image your parent sends you feels when u first see it vs how it feels when you try to explain to them why you know it’s AI

a dolphin and a young man breach the surface of a sunlit ocean in beautiful arcs under a rainbow. the caption reads “i’m getting deported”

an oak tree in a clearing

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 27/09/2026

1 second on testosterone. am i cooked?

me with a fake beard made of head hair

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 26/09/2026

what did they mean by this

account that seemingly does not like trans people or abortion or atheism liking my post where i talk about transitioning

that account saying “The fact is this. 1. You either way are born a girl, you will end up being a grown woman. 2. If you are born as boy, you must become grown man. 3. Everything else is simple BS* and it doesn't matter, doesn't exist. 💕 #ACM We are tired of nonsense from BS* spreading here on social media.”

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 26/09/2026

minecraft
the elder scrolls v: skyrim
star wars battlefront ii (2005)
assassin’s creed iv: black flag
call of duty: modern warfare 2
outer wilds
star wars: the force unleashed (ps2/wii/switch)
age of war (that’s right. the adobe flash game. i said it.)
subnautica

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 25/09/2026

i find these interesting

map of ALL of france’s territorial claims

map of ALL of the US’s (internationally recognized) territorial claims

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 25/09/2026

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 22/09/2026

addie said i should post these

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 22/09/2026

her mother was a horse and her father was a seahorse

mabel upside down in her bed looking extremely aerodynamic and sleek

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 22/09/2026

i see

Mother's kiss for nasal foreign bodies
Royal Australian College of General Practitioners (RACGP)
https://www.racgp.org.au › afp › may › mothers-kiss
The mother's kiss technique is effective approximately 60% of the time, and even when not successful, may improve visibility of the foreign body. It is ...

Efficacy and safety of the “mother's kiss” technique - PMC
National Institutes of Health (NIH) | (.gov)
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov › articles › PMC3503923
by S Cook · 2012 · Cited by 41 — The mother's kiss appears to be a safe and effective technique fo

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 22/09/2026

D o you run a journal club? A helpful insight from
someone at our recently finished 3 day EBM workshop
in Oxford was that many journal clubs are boring
because the articles are quickly trashed as poor research and
nothing changes. Since only 1 in 20 articles passes the EBM
journal’s validity criteria, this is likely to occur 19 out of 20
times for journal articles that simply look "interesting." So for
journal clubs you might like to consider either articles from
EBM or at least make sure that you screen articles for basic
validity before the session. In this issue there is also some good
advice from Schwartz on how to make a clear succinct
presentation at journals clubs. Along with good food and
coffee, we think this should be mandatory!
We note, though, that our current criteria of requiring a
randomised trial for all treatments, may have to be slightly
modified. One of the editors recently published an article on
when randomised trials are not needed (BMJ 2007 Feb
17;334:349–51). This was triggered by his successful use of
the "parent kiss" method to remove a bead lodged in a young
patient’s nose. It seems some treatments have such a rapid
and dramatic effect that trials are not needed to pick the
treatment signal from the prognostic noise. But currently the
list of such dramatic treatments is pretty short.

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 21/09/2026

some shit like this

shitty drawing of a star wars style MEOW 3 poster over 3D text of :3

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 18/09/2026

Google

when did the first stars form -ai

Showing results for [when did the first stars form "-ai"]

Search instead for [when did the first stars form -ai]

Al Overview:

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 15/09/2026

she’s desperately pressing the “mute” button

mabel making a skeptical face while putting her paw on a TV remote control

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 15/09/2026

mabel stalks the lobster

mabel excitedly greets me, ignoring her lobster

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 14/09/2026

oh thanks that’s great

pizza hut offering me a $25 kalshi “bonus” for some fucking reason

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 14/09/2026

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 14/09/2026

for the perfectionists in the audience i approximated a fourier series

a more complicated equation with pretty solid theoretical underpinnings that would’ve been really hard to freeball before the invention of graphing calculators

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 14/09/2026

that curve superimposed on maddie

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 12/09/2026

mabel begged me to take her to the dog store and pawed at the door when i tried to walk away so i took her in and she pawed at this elephant until it fell down every time i put it back up

mabel and the toy elephant i bought her

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 10/09/2026

yi jian mei / xue hua piao piao

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 08/09/2026

this shit look goofy as hell

Staged picture of a moose hunt in Norway, date unknown

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 08/09/2026

Student ID photo labeled “MACE”

boy with uneven hair

Student ID photo labeled “JADE”

Girl with uneven hair but it’s much cuter

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 08/09/2026

lowkey… good haircut

me bowling with a miniature ball inside a sporting goods store

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 04/09/2026

these jeans look like resident evil 4

jeans that kinda look like the default faded wood texture from 00s video games

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 02/09/2026

me with the side of my head shaved

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 01/09/2026

SOOO TRUE

marceline and bonnibel chatting about how no one else “gets” being gay. hypebeast psyduck (pokemon) is listening in

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 01/09/2026

PB in her house, full of books. she is wearing a cute outfit that is very accurate to the show

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 31/08/2026

addie just dropped a game changer

a ridiculously perfect bonnibel bubblegum mii

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 31/08/2026

a mii of arnold schwarzenegger’s terminator proudly holding a shotgun over his head in a room full of balloons and cake. the caption says “You gave him a SPAS-12 shotgun.”

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 31/08/2026

i think we’ve done it

a really good painting of a SPAS-12 in tomodachi life

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 31/08/2026

us making a SPAS-12 in tomodachi life (to give to the terminator)

jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 29/08/2026

i should just get laser so i don’t feel like a freak every time i don’t wanna shave. i’m not a freak and i don’t look like one but it’s like my brain feels itchy when i go outside without shaving

me with an admittedly subtle stubble beard