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jade, in her sleep: (kisses my cheek) "i love you and miss you." me: "i love you too" jade: "don't give up on trees" me: "what" jade: "i don't know" (breathes loudly in my ear) me: "what were you saying" jade: (nods vigorously) ok

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 04/10/2026

in tomodachi life we made miley cyrus AND hannah montana and we're hoping they become enemies and hate each other

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 30/09/2026

edging and cucking...the two genders...

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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

hark! what doth mine own nostrils detect? o, Rock, art thou in the midst of thy cookery?

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 28/09/2026

thinking about how the dog actor who played wishbone was named soccer did he even know he was wishbone??? did he have an inkling??? i don't think he knew!!!

soccer in his directors style chair as wishbone

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 26/09/2026

ok i'll bite special shoutout to coolmath4kids, hamtaro ham-ham heartbreak, and reader rabbit

my 9 games:
- harvest moon awl
- pokemon yellow
- windwaker
- sonic adventure 2
- persona 4
- apex legends
- city folk
- disco elysium
- super mario world

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 22/09/2026

me: "do you want anything else on your sandwich" jade: "....microwave...sauce..." (she wanted me to warm it up in the microwave)

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 22/09/2026

workin' on our fall decor

shoddy construction paper decorations of beatrice, greg, dr. cucumber, and wirt from over the garden wall

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 20/09/2026

jade, loudly, in line at the movie theater, where people are gathered to get tickets to a variety of movies: OMGGGGG THAT MOVIE LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD SUUUUCK OMG WHO WOULD GO SEE THAT me: girl...

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 20/09/2026

(me and jade are staring at each other being cute in a bar mirror) jade: "do you ever notice--" me: "how you're so beautiful and perfect and i love you?" jade: "how star was 7 is so much better than 8 or 9" i hate her sm

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 19/09/2026

we went to a restaurant themed after the bedroom of blanche from golden girls

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 18/09/2026

jade brought me to dnd. never been to dnd before. smells like B.O. and cat piss. is that normal

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 13/09/2026

girlfriend: (sends me her pic) me: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (much time passes) (open phone) (gf pic is still there) me: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (repeat)

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Autty @realsquiddays.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

shoutout to boobs

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 12/09/2026

calmly inserting your penis into the breaker and nonchalantly thrashing like a crocodile trying to break a zebra’s neck until no water remains inside

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 10/09/2026

>mfw i buy a flute and my girlfriend has been playing it all day every day for 4 days

gary from spongebob squinting with exhaustion or perhaps a sort of melted anguish

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired…

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 10/09/2026

wake up kids, it's time to go to kirch

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 02/09/2026

me: "jade. do your estrogen shot." jade: (bursts into tears) sigh. tuesdays. 🙄

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 31/08/2026

jade came home from her work trip and has been excitedly talking in her sleep all night like "ah...you're doing that thing you wanted to do...that makes sense" and "true...puppies...hehehe" i sure can't sleep but it's fucking cute

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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 31/08/2026

kirkin’ hard or charward kirken?

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 31/08/2026

edward cullen x charlie kirk

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MissGevious @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 30/08/2026

getting a bi daddy so francis will hang out with me

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Phoenix @funwithnix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

this is such an advanced way to say "I love you too" I'd never have considered it. New tech being invented by transgender women every day

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 30/08/2026

she hasn't said anything since. wtf is happen-- OH SHES PLAYING TOMODACHI LIFE I FIGURED IT OUT RIGHT JUST NOW LMAO

text convo between me & jade. i said "can't wait to kiss u" and she said "psyduck is asking you about your skincare routine and you two are trading compliments" and i said "is this sexting"

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 28/08/2026

watched lunar eclipse w girlfriend

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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 28/08/2026

i'm just saying, they cooked when they put cocks on girls

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 27/08/2026

update: this is bullshit! all i did was be very productive at work and take two incredible shits! smh

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 27/08/2026

upped my adderall dosage today. bout to annoy the fuck out of you. lock your doors and windows

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 26/08/2026

one thing i love about bsky is that if nobody else got me ik this bitch got me 🫰✨

screenshot of post being liked by bingus

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 26/08/2026

fear not, babes, i'm back w the fits (so far) now you can all appreciate me 😌💕

monday jade. she wears a semi-sleeveless dark blue polka-dot blouse and khaki pencil skirt. no free feet pics for y'all, her toes are censored for the freaks (i'm the freaks). the fit is giving airline stewardess

tuesday jade. she wears a pink floral blouse with a high neckline and mid-length sleeves, a long black pencil skirt, and pleather booties with cross straps. she has a name badge for the event that reads "Jade" but for some reason they seem to have omitted "the rock Johnson" :(

wednesday jade. she wears a black & gold pleated floral blouse with a white pencil skirt and cream cowgirl booties. this is my personal favorite styling and might be the heavy-hitter of the week for me tbh

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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 26/08/2026

this has been in my wallpaper rotation directory for years. i thought people would get a kick out of today. honestly it's good advice to live by.

the "do it for her" sign from The SImpsons - but the pictures of Maggie Simpson have been replaced with photos of Dolly Parton

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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

flying my cleavage at half mast for dolly today

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 25/08/2026

RIP DollyParton thank you DollyParton Looking up at the sky, I think of you. love you.

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GirlFlower @girlsuffer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

if breaking one law you should break some others as well. there is no way they will be able to remember every single law you broke at the same time

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 24/08/2026

took my adderall and drank a coffee this morning and it's like time is progressing in slow motion rn i feel like i could do 700 tasks in the next hour is this what normal people feel like

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addie @addie.is.vgay.fyi · 24/08/2026

by far the worst part about untitled goose game is how you can get dressed up in a pretty red ribbon but if you leave the area it gets caught on a fence so you can't wear it forever :(

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Autty @realsquiddays.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Smash or pass night was a huge success

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 22/08/2026

jacking your morning wood perfectly on beat with the song of the mourning dove

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