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Phoenix Edgeworth

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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still think about the conversation I had with an uber driver Him: so what do you do Me: I’m a video game writer Him: wait, video games? They have writing? What do you write? Me: you know when you open up a game and you see the words? Him: yeah? Me: those
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no more rectangle
four panel comic of a person laying on a bed playing switch. in panel 1, the cat is peeking over the bed. in panel 2, the cat squeezes under the switch. in panel 3, she sticks her head out and says "no more rectangle." in panel 4, she says "only rosemary"
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the duality of man
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 05/10/2026
wint @dril
Hello Sam this is your lawer speaking.
I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
blog.documentfoundation.org
Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Kimmy - #YuPhasNation 🫷 @kimmykitsuragi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this comment on a bow only ds1 run is frying me
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SpectroDIEnamics @retrodynamics.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Man I wish I had a long range weapon that would come back to me after I threw it. The humble boomerang:
A very stretched out black cat
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Enkiko bunny 🎃🐇🔞 @enkikobunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.
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Becca 🇵🇸 NYCC K34 @rfarrowster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bringing her back
The Legolas and gimli “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf” scene from the two towers except the quote has been altered to read “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Catholics/what about side by side with a Pope Against AI!/Aye, I could do that”
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Geschlechtsfreibeuter*in @queerbildung.social · 03/10/2026
Transgender-Prideflag

Weitten in black latters "Trans people are more important than Harry Potter"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love this so much
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Jhoira's Bizarre Adventure: Sax Ball Run @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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Asari @asarithewarrior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how soon we forget
a sim stuck in a pool with no ladder to get out
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Scarena @gbaspgamer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
deathgenerator.com#mgs
Solid Snake asking Colonel Campbell "Dick? You mean like, penis?"
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chihuahua thing
Comic about Basil the puppy saying; "Sometimes I get asked; "Basil, what the hell are you? Some kind of abhorrent abomination?" Close! I'm actually a Chihuahua mix!" with example pictures of Chihuahua mixes
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spoopy lilith @lilith2cious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sad,,,
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stuntedaphidcel posting on twitter, in which she states: "look, man, HRT isn't gonna turn you into your waifu or like those 1% top OF girls. youre gonna look like your mother. and that's fine, she's a very beautiful woman. it was a pleasure to make her acquaintance last night."
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a spoopy red rock with 8 legs @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
aww thats mikans so ador- [gets to the second part of the video] station master mikan you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they'll pet you
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 25/09/2026
also now that it’s fall this little bugger is cozier than ever but specifically cozy when i sit down and forget to bring my switch and then i’m just stuck with nothing
a very cozy orange tabby cat on a pink chopper blanket
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Deis B Winkelbach(herausragender Absolvent der Fahrschule Meier) @hirnbraten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"ja du hast völlig Recht, da habe ich mich tatsächlich geirrt🙈 der grüne Knollenblätterpilz ist tatsächlich tödlich, schade um deinen Mann, sorry nochmal. Wenn du weitere Fragen hast wie du deine Sammelerfahrung verbessern kannst oder wo du leckere Fliegenpilze findest, kann ich dich gerne beraten"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Absolutely uncalled for
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 23/09/2026
did i die, did i have a stroke and i am comatose is this real does discord have a toggle for "show me gambling ads" are you fucking serious
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i almost forgot your daily Adonis pic
orange cat all curled up
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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max largeman, a very good boy @dad.franklinstower.online · 23/09/2026
sometimes the skyline just does it right
post of a person doing fart yoga above a post of a japanese otter in a similar pose
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 21/09/2026
lmao dude what, apparently a guy selling AI shit at a convention in Australia got so mad that people were criticizing him for it he started biting them. I've heard of AI brainrotting but these people are literally zombifying www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
screenshot of a person recounting the story in a facebook post
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh my god, it's the guy in Faith's comic
ctvnews.ca
90-year-old celebrates birthday doing what he does every day—hiking the Grouse Grind
Roger Sauvain celebrated his 90th birthday by doing his usual daily routine—hiking up one of Metro Vancouver’s most challenging climbs.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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Bexi M ✨ @butterflybexi.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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