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Phoenix Edgeworth

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uave @wishvolo.bsky.social · 4h
Panel 1: A cat like creature with warning triangles for ears worriedly says "Sir! Look out! Your code's got issues!"

Panel 2: John (the person who made the quoted post) confusedly says "... What are the issues?"

Panel 3: The cat blankly stares forward with a :3 cat face expression.
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dollip💙 doll VTuber @dollip.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
she didnt know what fire emblem was but she did say “is it hard or do you just suck at it” which is the funniest thing anyones ever said to me
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👻 maddscream's ghost 👻 @hyakushiki0087.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The epic stinky
An orange cat blissfully sits on top of his little condo tower. His eyes are shut and his proper paws hang over the edge. He is content.
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Latias @latiassplatoon.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
For awareness I guess. Weird they didn’t post the same thing here.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
New: I pulled the Character ai bankruptcy documents. They show: - They were spending $14 million/month on compute alone at a time their revenue was around ~$1 million/month - Currently losing $9 million a month - They admitted they enshittified & that it didnt work www.404media.co/character-ai...
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Character.ai's Bankruptcy Documents Show the Economics of AI Don't Work
Character.ai enshittified its product but was still burning tons of cash, its bankruptcy documents say.
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
edition.cnn.com
Hackers heat French supermarket fridges, sparking fires and spoiling food | CNN
Hackers raised the temperature of refrigerators and freezers ​at hundreds of French supermarkets to as high as 50 degrees Celsius (122 degrees Fahrenheit) overnight, causing fires and spoiling food.
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sunny 🎃 @coyotebutch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
her gay impact crater
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I encourage them to smoke eight packs a day to prove their point.
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dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
win by doing nothing
meditating monk: i will not play ai video game
reply: and it will cost the dev $1000/day to run empty servers
surprised monk: per day?!
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh god. she knows.
real life wormy looks up at a palico in monster hunter wilds that was made to look like wormy
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2 Mello @2mello.net · 08/10/2026
YouTube hasn't paid out music streaming earnings to Distrokid for almost two months with no communication, so my income has been cut in half just for fun. It's a startling reminder that the entire streaming ecosystem could just go away overnight because a tech company lets it. Buy albums if you can.
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 07/10/2026
People don't believe me, but I'm TELLING you, there MUST be an active campaign strategy happening in media published by WB or other parts of JK's team trying to force HP awkwardly and unnaturally into public consciousness. Certainly from the WB side, I've seen multiple properties doing it already.
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 08/10/2026
disingenuous and utterly misleading reporting by RPS here: Discord did not suffer any kind of breach this is a completely-unaffiliated-with-Discord service
Gaming chat app Discord has suffered another user data breach, with a suspected 1 million email addresses stolen alongside (potentially many more) user IDs and IP addresses. While Discord was not targeted directly, third party security service Double Counter have reported a "deliberate, multi-stage attack" wherein hackers spent nearly six hours poking around their infrastructure before the vulnerability was closed.

Double Counter essentially acts as a bouncer bot for Discord servers, promising to detect and block unsanctioned alt accounts and prevent hostile 'raids' by large groups of malicious users. While its efficacy in that mission is debated by Discord users, and the service has previously been accused of selling user data for revenue, the fact is that Double Counter can collect and store personal info of the users that visit its 'protected' servers. Info that, now, has been partly or entirely nicked by Internet miscreants.

By Double Counter’s own estimates, around 1 million user email addresses have been affected, with databases of Discord IDs, usernames, IP addresses, and even location info for up to 28 million users also "partly" copied by the hackers. Security breach trackers Have I Been Pwned further report that 275,000 of the pinched emails and usernames have since been posted publicly.
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alex (˙𐃷˙) pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @batsdingersatk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good morning
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Computer graphics can produce mind-boggling effects 📖: Computer Graphics & Animation, 1999
A snap from a book scan on Internet Archive (loader-MarcusG) with a section on computer graphics. 'Funny faces' captioned morphed and distorted human photos to give them wide smiles and cheeks are shown.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what in the hell are you doing
orange cat being weird in the bathtub orange cat in the tuborange cat in the tub
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Abbott and Costello Meet Other Mommy @untimelygamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The good news is that antifascism, [badly photoshopped] boycotting Harry Potter, [photoshop ended]Reconstruction 2.0, the abolition of billionaires, and the Butlerian Jihad are all one project now
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Aysha 🔜 Cancon @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still think about the conversation I had with an uber driver Him: so what do you do Me: I’m a video game writer Him: wait, video games? They have writing? What do you write? Me: you know when you open up a game and you see the words? Him: yeah? Me: those
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no more rectangle
four panel comic of a person laying on a bed playing switch. in panel 1, the cat is peeking over the bed. in panel 2, the cat squeezes under the switch. in panel 3, she sticks her head out and says "no more rectangle." in panel 4, she says "only rosemary"
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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Scrib Doof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the duality of man
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 05/10/2026
wint @dril
Hello Sam this is your lawer speaking.
I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
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Phoenix Edgeworth @phoenixedgeworth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
mood 🫂
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
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Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Kimmy - #YuPhasNation 🫷 @kimmykitsuragi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this comment on a bow only ds1 run is frying me
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SpectroDIEnamics @retrodynamics.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Man I wish I had a long range weapon that would come back to me after I threw it. The humble boomerang:
A very stretched out black cat
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Enkiko bunny 🎃🐇🔞 @enkikobunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.
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Becca 🇵🇸 NYCC K34 @rfarrowster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bringing her back
The Legolas and gimli “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf” scene from the two towers except the quote has been altered to read “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Catholics/what about side by side with a Pope Against AI!/Aye, I could do that”
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Geschlechtsfreibeuter*in @queerbildung.social · 03/10/2026
Transgender-Prideflag

Weitten in black latters "Trans people are more important than Harry Potter"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Jhoira's Bizarre Adventure: Sax Ball Run @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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Asari @asarithewarrior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how soon we forget
a sim stuck in a pool with no ladder to get out
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Scarena @gbaspgamer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
deathgenerator.com#mgs
Solid Snake asking Colonel Campbell "Dick? You mean like, penis?"
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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