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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Hush-Kit aviation news, history & satire @hushkit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Fairy Investigation Society was a semi-secret occult group devoted to collecting evidence and information about the existence of fairies. Members included Air Chief Marshal Hugh Dowding & Walt Disney
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Patel really screwed the pooch here
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Seb Downie-Blackwell @downieseb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Foot fetish guys everywhere suddenly sitting up straight
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Dr Aisling Tierney @irishashyt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who’s got Bayeux on the brain? The British Museum launches the Bayeux Tapestry exhibition today! I don’t have tickets but I do have one of my Bayeux Blobby art prints. Grab your own here tephraarts.etsy.com/listing/4522... #bayeuxtapestry #mrblobby #Normans
Mr blobby drawing as norman earrior with helmet and shield and an arrow sticking into his helmet. Text reads bayeux blobby
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This feels super accurate. Yes France, we're looking at you.
Europe map titled 'How people react when you attempt to speak their language'. 
Red countries are "wow I mean congrats but why would you put yourself through that" and include Iceland, most of eastern and central Europe, Russia, the Baltics, Balkans and Finland) 
Dark blue is "omg You just said one word in my languages we're officially now BFFs" and that's Spain, Italy, Croatia, Turkey and Greece 
Pale blue "Oh that's cute but let's speak in English though" - Germany, Netherlands, Sweden, Switzerland, Denmark, Norway
UK - no reaction
France - "Please don't do that"
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I work for a solicitors and spend a lot of my time writing cheques for Power of Attorney applications. I've been making them out to the Office Of The Pubic Guardian for years and nobody has ever noticed or pulled me up on it.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Operation Dessert Shield
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Things you can say in a swingers club as well as in a restaurant review for Kent Online.
Kent online, restaurant review:

'Simply sublime. By the time the tart arrived, my missus was in raptures'.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/08/2026
Sometimes I see something in nature and then spend the next several years waiting for the shot. Sometimes I never get it. Sometimes you see it and a week later you land it: I give you tonight's murder of crows in front of the sunset. 🪶
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Son of the Wolf @sonofthewolf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Why am I not surprised? #speirghorm
Chart showing Ireland is the most expensive country in the EU for housing, water, electricity, gas and fuels.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the shodessey
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
h/t New Bedford Whaling Museum
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
21.45 FILM: THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Period drama.
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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lamine Yamal flies the flag of Palestine.
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day.
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts
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philw @philw3.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
FIFA = Fouls In Favor of Argentina
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philw @philw3.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Referee getting over excited there
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philw @philw3.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is the theme of this half time show has-beens?
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Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This marketer deserves a promotion.
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You mean the astronomer? I heard he dabbles in music. ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2007PhDT...
ui.adsabs.harvard.edu
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Dave Mathieson @tinydbass.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me, a bellend: "this doesn't look sustainable" Tuchel, a tactical genius: "these Argentinan lads don't look like scoring, they keep missing by centimeters"
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England up 1 deciding to sit back and do nothing with 9 in the box for a half hour against Argentina in the World Cup
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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Infantino.
The hood from Captain Scarlet.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now?
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We have beaten Norway! Norway, the birthplace of giants! Erling Haaland! Roald Amundsen! Henrik Ibsen! Vidkun Quisling! Thor Heyerdahl! Edvard Munch! Can you hear me, Edvard Munch?! Your boys took one HELL of a beating! #noreng
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philw @philw3.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This Bellingham United team is pretty good
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Nightmare today. I had a DVD of ‘Scotland’s World Cup 2026’ in the front seat, and some bastard’s come along and put another three in.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 06/07/2026
as i've said before, Americans talking about the rules of football is like when the velociraptors in Jurassic Park learn to open doors
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philw @philw3.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That Mexico England game should have been the final
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philw @philw3.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
OMG!
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philw @philw3.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
the altitude is obviously getting to the Mexican shots
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philw @philw3.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
11 minutes!
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
mom watching how I load the dishwasher
Neil the seal looking unamused
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Trump to announce energy sanctions against Mexico for this
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 30/06/2026
Have a little joy this morning:
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philw @philw3.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
who you gonna believe? Your lying eyes or the FIFA offside animation?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids
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