Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 2hI don’t care what anyone says - “Level Five Transporter Accident” is a great Star Trek episode and the muppets are amazing! 110
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 5h42% of Texas voters are 44 years of age or younger. Which means a plurality of the electorate has no memory of a Democrat in statewide office and has been told since the cradle that Democrats are demons. I will believe Election Day results - until then every poll is suspect. P 020
Reposted by Max’s DadMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 7hdo men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now 42075961129
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 7hAfter just seeing a well known podcaster interview some bullshitter about how “fasting cures cancer” I now believe that podcasts are just designed to enable people to kill themselves with bad advice. 030
Reposted by Max’s DadJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 12hIt feels genuinely ridiculous having to say this, but the point of art is to connect with another human. Someone thought of that painting or melodic line or scene or paragraph that is suddenly making you weep, and that means that they saw you and understood you without even meeting you. 9974221
Reposted by Max’s DadJust Kevin @kevinleecaster.bsky.social · 11hIf current national emission targets are met but not exceeded, the planet is headed toward roughly 2.7°C of warming. At 2.7°C or above the consequences include widespread food insecurity, large-scale displacement from coastal flooding, and ecosystem collapse across multiple regions simultaneously. 011
Reposted by Max’s DadSanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 22hGoogle and Apple immediately update their maps. 362430538
Reposted by Max’s DadQueerhawk 🏳️🌈 | 🇺🇦 | 🇬🇱 @alwaysadorecats.bsky.social · 14hI’ve been saying for years that consumerism has made American voters believe their vote is a type of currency used to purchase a type of product, and here someone is just saying it outright. 152
Reposted by Max’s DadNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Reads the first 100 pages of “The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle” one time. 6613
Reposted by Max’s DadJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ITS THE LAKE OF AMERICA. ITS THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR. ITS THE GULF OF AMERICA. ITS SUPER INTELLIGENCE. You people sound like fucking North Koreans 381401178
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Terminally Online Poaster: “You’re not REALLY in dire economic distress because look at this chart.” 120
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nothing like libs arguing everything’s fine and the financial problems you’re feeling making ends meet is all in your head. 010
Reposted by Max’s DadPatrick Meighan @patsweetpat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026within an hour someone will screengrab a frame of Smith in the stands eating a soft pretzel 52112
Reposted by Max’s DadAlan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I see this as of a kind with Taylor Lorenz’s recent fawning over X and why I left the left schtick. Just a society of strung out fame-junkies looking for that next big hit 58713
Reposted by Max’s DadAlan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The moral collapse of our politics is perfectly embodied by this kind of salacious tripe and a media ecosystem that can’t get enough of gossip qua analysis 2140352
Reposted by Max’s DadJosh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A felon is President and none of the systems we were told would save us from rampant corruption and abuse by the ruling class have done even one single thing. I do not give a fuck. Bring a beer to a job interview. Smoke a joint. Do a line of coke off your résumé. I do not fucking care at all. 2201
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sunday’s WAPO has a five-part series on what it like to work in an office where Jan in Accounting microwaves fish every day at lunch. Well Done Bezos. Riveting stuff. 020
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The whole WAPO interview rules thing is stupid Boomer shit and should be treated as such. Social mores change. 25 years ago people with sleeve tattoos were scary boogeymen and now they’re your lawyer or your nurse practitioner. Fuck off if you disagree, gatekeeper. 140
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026bsky.app/profile/stec... Best labler out there. Saves me so much time not replying to terminally online grass non-touchers.bsky.app 010
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Having deleted Facebook years ago I recently created a sock because I’m researching communities we’re going interested in retiring to. Wanted to get lay of the land and all that. Made the mistake of following a few groups I was interested and 130
Reposted by Max’s DadRachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 23/09/2026Hey trans folks you’re never gonna believe this. You hear those whistles doggin? 1917513
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m already sure I’m going to like this history book: It took the Romans a long time to fuck this situation up into something truly appalling, but if they had a talent it was making things appalling and so they succeeded eventually. - Not Built in a Day, Emma Southon 000
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Each time my heart is broken it makes me feel more adventurous (and how the same names keep recurring on that interminable list!), but one of these days there'll be nothing left with which to venture forth.” Frank O’Hara: Meditations in an Emergency 021
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Oh look. Access journalists that routinely soft pedal fascism in their reports in order to retain access are now news themselves because they no longer have access. Everyone without a library card is surprised. 110
Reposted by Max’s DadReader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I couldn’t have said it better, Peter Max. 11707169
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I know we’re not in a simulation because if you blew up the opera house or the art museum or the Kennedy Center equivalent in SimCity 2000, the Sims would riot. Here, we just get sent more “begging” political donation texts. 010
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“I think that US intelligence analysts using slop-tech that just a little while ago was telling people to glue cheese to pizza to make it stick to the crust in order to create actionable intel by identifying which Chinese ships have nuclear components on them is a bad idea.” 010
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Auto-correct for social media is the worst fuck invention ever. Predictive typing is #2. I don’t fucking need you to change “hack” to “heck” or whatever the fuck else you think I need. I don’t need a fucking spelling and grammar babysitter. And something else… 120
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026To no one in particular but to anyone who says they like Star Trek. I’m tired of the constant shitting on all forms of new Trek. “The actors don’t look like ones. The stories are weird! It’s not trek! Why so many comedic moments? That didn’t happen in movie/other show!” 120
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Karl Rove is voting for a Democrat. Wild fucking times, man. 020
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Time traveling Ed Sheeran during The Troubles: “I don’t want to take sides” 000
Reposted by Max’s DadJaz 🌙 @missjaz96.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Ed Sheeran never care about free speech because he has never had anything worth to say, look at his lyrics" 💀 041
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026TBH I would be like “what do you mean her job is ‘Tables?’” too. 010
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“Paris, Texas” is my favorite Western and no I will not be taking questions. 020
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“A History of Violence” Muppet movie would be fucking amazing 020
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: The Five Heartbeats will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 040
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Boy I don’t know but it feels like people have fucking had enough. Maybe it’s my bubble but when 61% of people - most of whom are struggling to pay bills - say “fuck you” to a $5k bribe something seems different. I drove through a reliably red part of town today & didn’t see a single Trump flag. 030
Reposted by Max’s DadDavid Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Jeremy Thomas was a film producer who was very clearly more interested in making great art than making money. A rare, irreplaceable man. RIP. 091
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026All I know is that whatever disagreement we have, GOP control of Federal, State, and local Governents means “throwing people to the wolves” won’t be just a metaphor. It will literal. Because that’s what the history books say. 000
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Death ends a life, but it does not end a relationship, which struggles on in the survivor’s mind toward some final resolution, some clear meaning, which it perhaps never finds. - Robert Woodruff Anderson, I Never Sang For My Father. 031
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’ve known Miles was close for a while now. I gave up a trip to Europe so I wouldn’t lose him during boarding. I missed a family vacay in Colorado b/c same. I spoon fed him homemade food & managed his meds for kidney disease, dementia, IBD, & arthritis. 160
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Miles” November 26, 2013 to September 12, 2026 He lives now in the permanent world. I am the absent one. 251
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m telling you this labler is easily the best thing I’ve installed on this stupid app. I’m done with terminally online people yelling at me in my replies. Anyone on this app this much desperately needs to have their phone taken away. 000
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you think people will “never forget 9/11” and are using Pearl Harbor as an example, I will raise you one Attack on Fort Sumter. Things eventually leave our communal memory. It’s nothing but hubris to believe things that happen on a certain date in our own lifetimes will echo through eternity. 140
Max’s Dad @djwyszynski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026An entire article - and a book - that touts (checks notes) CASUAL DINING as the way YOU TOO can become a millionaire! written by two guys who have never washed a dish that wasn't theirs or flipped a burger for a paycheck. 010
