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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

hey man i’ve been hesitant to bring this up but lately you’ve been leaving a lot of items in my enclosure that i find, shall we say, less than enriching

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 09/09/2026

why have an iPhone and an iPad when you can have an iPhone that costs more than an iPhone and an iPad

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

One of the best video game genres is “main character has their arm cursed by a magic/sci-fi evil thing and it kinda rules”

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 08/09/2026

every game announcement video is either 1. in this game, reveal the ultimate dark secrets buried deep in your impenetrable inner self 2. in this game, you COLLECT POINTS!

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade

Man knows he must ride unexpected urge to clean as far as it will take him

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/09/2026

COP: So, Mr. Reacher- REACHER: Lemme guess. 22 years on the force. Divorced. She left because you cared more about the job than her. Now you spend one night a week with a stripper and tell yourself that's all you need, but on the inside- COP: -Uh, we pulled you over because your tail light was out

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 02/09/2026

Timmy I rebuke you in the name of Jesus

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 02/09/2026

now the movie, on the other hand...

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

absolutely wheezing at an Instagram clip of comic Stevie Martin (who I love from being a maniac on Taskmaster) claiming that Shakespeare only had three plays: 1. “I’m Not a Good Monarch” 2. “I’ll Pretend To Be You, You Hide Behind That Plant, and We’ll Both Marry Her” 3. “The Lion King”

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 01/09/2026

Ye Mighty [4:22 PM]: hey, I’m just getting around to looking upon your works now, sorry for the delay. What did you want me to do after that?

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 01/09/2026

the courtesy call has been scheduled

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 31/08/2026

there are two wolves inside you

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 31/08/2026

I guess they all correctly chose Horde

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 31/08/2026

What, no one rolled Night Elf 11,000 years ago

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 31/08/2026

It’s astonishing how quickly I became a Baseball Cap Is Required If I Am Going Outside For Any Length Of Time Guy

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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/08/2026

Stolen from discord memes channel

Nine-panel Calvin and Hobbes strip, edited.

Panel 1: A bespectacled doctor in a white coat leans over a desk, holding out a small box to Calvin. "Put your right hand in the box."

Panel 2: Calvin, clutching Hobbes, looks up warily. "What's in the box?" The doctor, hand resting on the box: "Pain."

Panel 3: Calvin howls, "Why are you doing this??" The doctor answers with eyes closed and a faint smile: "An animal in a trap will gnaw off its own leg to escape. What will you do?"

Panel 4: Cut to the waiting room. Calvin's mum sits in a chair reading a magazine. From off-panel: "No need to call for help. Your mother is behind that door. None will get past her."

Panel 5: Mum reads on, magazine raised. She whispers: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration…"

Panel 6: A jagged burst of shouting from off-panel: "NO!! I'll never cooperate, you hideous bug-eyed freak! NEVER!!" Mum has not moved.

Panel 7: More shouting: "You can contain my BODY, but you can't chain my SPIRIT! Walls can't confine it! Laws can't restrain it! You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its calls!!" Mum is staring blankly ahead

Panel 8: Enormous block letters fill the panel — "AAAAAGHHHHHHHHH" — as mum is shocked out of the chair, which tips over backwards.

Panel 9: Outside, mum stands, looking down at Calvin. "What did the Reverend Mother say?" Calvin, striding in: "All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence."

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It's time for American to accept "yinz"

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 28/08/2026

Long ago, the three nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the JavaScript Nation attacked.

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boo-agmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Stream Errors? What is this, a site for men in their 40s????

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 26/08/2026

archaeologists, with limited preserved primary sources, will spend centuries arguing for or against the existence of the historical Amy Brown

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 26/08/2026

this is rapidly becoming a Spartacus Situation

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 24/08/2026

New Pod Cast: I talk to Scott Smitelli, the writer of “The Ideal Candidate Will Be Punched In The Stomach” among many other great pieces. If you are pressed for time, the section on our shared morbid obsession with Panera starts at 0:54 and is positively electric phils-web-site.net/pod-cast/8/

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phil's web site pod cast - 008: scottsmitelli.com with smitelli (Scott Smitelli)

"There was another page where I amassed every animated gif I could find." Scott Smitelli, a writer best known for his gut-wrenching short story The Ideal Candidate Will Be Punched In The Stomach, join...

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 24/08/2026

refactor suggestion: does this need to be an array? Might improve performance by making this a string literal that just says "These are all the lines"

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laura - yscmab out now on steam!! @freezydorito.lol · 24/08/2026

the future is incredible

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Chris Coyier @chriscoyier.net · 23/08/2026

I actually strive for perfect clarity with my color theme pickers. codepen.io/editor/chris...

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 21/08/2026

Dr. Robbie, eyes wet, pulled away from someone missing their chest cavity, hasn't peed in seven hours: we can get him back to a normal size. he can live a normal life. but stretching is painful, and the risk of blowing away in the wind is lifelong. it's a tough choice, and I can't make it for you

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 21/08/2026

The Pitt but it's next door to Willy Wonka's factory

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 21/08/2026

Ironically the pizza that they serve at Sheetz, which is headquartered in Altoona, is pretty good

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 20/08/2026

Just saw him live, he has still the hell got it

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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 20/08/2026

I'm sorry but "a huge number of NYC cabs now are remaindered EVs running grey market software written by some dude in a garage" is the most cyberpunk thing I've ever heard

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 20/08/2026

when I worked at the Apple Store a colleague showed me Gangnam Style on a display computer in the showroom and then we got yelled at for not helping the customers

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 14/08/2026

this must be the job he was at when morpheus called

Text Message • SMS
Today 12:49 PM
Hi Andrew, Neo here from Liberty First. I'm following up about your pre-approval. Are you still interested? Reply YES for more details or STOP to opt out.

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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

r/truebabies Growing old is when you realize warm bottles are superior to breastfeeding ⬆️1.2k⬇️236 💬93 AITA for letting shit run up my back while wearing mom's favorite onesie? ⬆️443⬇️24 💬45 Anyone remember these? [image of a pacifier] ⬆️54.1k⬇️773 💬12

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 13/08/2026

Where are they now? Well, Wood started a blues band with his brother. Medeski got his law degree and is now senior partner at Medeski Medeski LLP (no relation). Martin went on to write a highly acclaimed series of fantasy novels

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james folta @jamesfolta.com · 12/08/2026

This is my impression of an Instagram account called “CinematicHistoryFact” or something: 𝟏𝟎 𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝑨𝒈𝒐 𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒅 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝑳𝒆𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝑳𝒊𝒏𝒆: “𝑨 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕, 𝑴𝒓. 𝑴𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒚 𝒂 𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒑𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒔”

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kat claws @kat.meangirls.online · 10/08/2026

The old web is dying, and the new web struggles to be born: now is the time of markdown

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phil's blue sky @phils-web-site.net · 09/08/2026

For bonus points, he could have asked Claude to come up with the idea for him!

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 13/12/2025

if mike judge married judge reinhold his name would be mike reinhold

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A.Ghost Pasquella 👻🎃 @agpasquella.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Yes YES The tiger is out

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 05/08/2026

it's heeeeeere, you may now read my essay about how i achieved the millennial dream of home ownership and immediately lost my mind on nextdoor. thanks to the @oaklandreviewofbooks.org crew for their ongoing support of me being Like This