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just fartin shit out in the form of post

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☭ Tankie Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @girltankie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In light of recent events, it's time to bust out a classic
Sentence describing What A-A-Ron Rubberdicks did in the BK logo font
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 30/09/2026
remember to block @m-tracey.bsky.social and move on. there is nothing you can say to him that will be crueler than his lonely little life
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the reason i'm such a staunch leftist is because i'm genuinely jealous of how moist and wet men on the right look
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
catching another ban like
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
aaron rodericks. thats it. thats the skeet.
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I’m blocked by Aaron Rodericks :(
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me at the nice fresh local markef
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dildo and Frotto Baggins
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dildo and Frotto Baggins
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
big foot has a human penis, it is circumcised, a certain country is responsible for that technology, do not ask questions
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Calling my gross post work shits “sloppy steaks”
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
big foot has a human penis, it is circumcised, a certain country is responsible for that technology, do not ask questions
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
totally noked on zorkos
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a boner thats also a spoon
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
gettin wiggy w/ it
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Username idea: Charlie Kwirked Up Whiteboy
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i'm NOT logging into Hadoop, fuck you
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hasan piker sucked me off
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
trick question!!! will stancil IS the vibecession guy
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
trick question!!! will stancil IS the vibecession guy
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
imagine will stancil and the vibecession guy frotting
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a meme from simcity 2000 where the transportation guy says you will regret this but it says PLEASE STOP POSTING! GO BACK TO FARK OR YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ugh will stancil said some shit again didn't he
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
for old time's sake
an image that says "AARON RODERICKS / looked at hey what's that knock on my doo ooh ymgodwhatthef" in a mteroid style
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Weekend at Bernies is the incredibly ableist movie that led us to a moment where we're mocking an old man who's being wheeled around the halls of congress after becoming braindead. what have we become
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
why is paul frazee doing a lowtax speedrun
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
black and yellow but the words are 9/11
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
why is paul frazee doing a lowtax speedrun
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can’t say I never handed you a hog worth crankin
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yup we call her mariana
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Teapot dome lover
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
when she's got that feudal grip
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
imagine working for walmart AND being named mike lol
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i cant believe its not bed
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
opting into the discover feed and tucking a goatse in the replies just for the normies
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i feel like my brain is melting every day
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
stake diane??? what the fuck did diane do
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
hasan piker scares me because he's too muscular so i think anyone who talks to him is hitler
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
gonna go find some people to reply "clanker lover" to
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
is bill maher 80 yet? what about jerry seinfeld?
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
tim curry died of big natural causes
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Stream Errors? What is this, a site for men in their 40s????
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it rules that comedy website something awful dot com seems to have a better uptime than bsky dot app the future of social media
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
calling a toaster a piece of shit is racist
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i wonder if i can still post good. i doubt it
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
screen name idea: Bathing Gape
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not bagmonkey @notbagmonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
has anyone said... gregory.. poops? 🤣😂🤣😂
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