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Peyj!

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He/They | 🇵🇭 🇺🇲 | 🖌️📚🖼️🕹️🏋️‍♀️ Librarian by trade, artist by hobby. Millennial, Mentally Ill and Mighty Tired. 🔞🚫NO NFTs OR AI OR MINORS🚫🔞

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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 8h
BORAT VOICE MY WIFE!!!!
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 3h
really kinda sucks that, across the globe, we don’t have majorities of voters who think far right authoritarianism is bad If I had to sum it up it seems like 40% of voters are anti authoritarian 40% of voters are pro authoritarian 20% of voters just want cheap burgers
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Moz 🔞 NSFW @pulppunk.bsky.social · 13h
I suddenly remembered Dr. Paula Hutchison from Rocko's Modern Life
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vicky 🌻 @crowwkui.bsky.social · 9h
⚢ butch4butch over the clothes.. kinda
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 12h
Super Mario Sunshine is surprisingly more realistic than later Mario games in one specific aspect: here, Mario will start drowning if he hangs on to a ledge in such a way that water is flowing into his nose and mouth, as one would in real life.
Observe Mario holding on to a ledge that water is flowing over in Super Mario Galaxy (left) and Super Mario Odyssey (right). If realistic physics applied, he should start drowning since his nostrils and mouth are covered by water flowing into them.
However, in these games the air depletion/drowning state is tied to the swimming animation. As long as Mario is not visibly swimming, he cannot be drowning even if he is covered by water.
In Super Mario Sunshine, however, air depletion is decoupled from swimming as an action, allowing Mario to realistically start drowning in this situation (note him flashing red and his air meter depleting).
However, he is saved by Sunshine's (also unique among 3D Mario platformers) ledge tiredness mechanic. After hanging on for 20 seconds, Mario will let go. This is also realistic, since why would he let himself drown?
Source: discovery by YouTube user @miguelgcgamer, screenshots by Supper Mario Broth
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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 5h
I’ve been meaning to draw her in the foxy grandma attire for years now ✏️🦇🧛🏻‍♀️😎🍷
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 12h
www.oglaf.com/damselfly/
Comic strip!

panel 1
a prince climbs through a window. A princess watches him enter.
Prince- Sure I could rescue you

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Prince- but withing three months, ninety percent of rescued princesses are back inside a tower

Panel 3
Prince is really narrating this one now
Prince- at 'staircase down' we believe real change comes from accepting you're part of the problem

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Prince- and that's the most difficult part of the journey

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Princess- apart from the fire breath
Prince- The what?

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Princess breathes fire, incinerating prince

Panel 7
Princess stands over smouldering prince skeleton

Panel 8
ghost of prince hovers over the smoking bones
Prince- I have to accept, on some level, that I needed that to happen
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 7h
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 6h
“Oh, you need your precious Chatbot to help you be creative? These freaks made a giant, tactile troll by hand that has taken up residence as my new sleep paralysis demon, born of their own sick minds.” The best review I’ve ever received. 😭🤌🏼
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Micah @rincewind.run · 2h
the brazil thing is so depressing because they did the right thing, man they did what we couldn’t, they actually prosecuted their coup and threw bolsonaro’s ass in jail and generally showed the united states what a functional state looks like and now they are gonna elect his dipshit son? really?
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 7h
ok its done what do i win #zelda #princesszelda #tloz
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Alex Ahad o_8 @oh8.bsky.social · 3h
Happy 13th year anniversary Kill-la-Kill ! 👀👁‍🗨
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Akai Riot @akairiot.com · 10h
Egg Breeder? I barely know 'er!
Some illustrations of the Egg Breeder trainer from Batomon Showdown. In the primary art, she's seen from the thighs up, turning back to look at the viewer with one hand on her hip and the other clutching a large Batomon egg. She has blue hair in a ponytail, brown eyes, and a wide smile. She wears an orange hoodie with white arm stripes and black accents and black yoga pants that accentuate her big booty. In the background, 3 cut-in panels appreciate the view of her lower half at different angles.

In the second version, her hoodie is removed and she has an orange sports bra on underneath.

In the third version, she's sweaty and steamy and has pulled up her bra to show her breasts and pulled down her yoga pants, big booty cheeks muffin-topping where the fabric is rolled up tight. The egg in her hand is gone, and instead she has a finger to her tongue, looking back with dreamy eyes.

In the final version, there's a liberal coating of cum on her ass.

www.patreon.com/akairiot! Thank you!
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Tsuvi 🍰 @tsuvivi.bsky.social · 9h
Lazy afternoon with Daisy and Rosalina 🧡💙
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 7h
and God said, why the long face
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pillow @yummypillow.art · 7h
Lisa M. Newton is an asshole #oc
Yeah, keep gawking you addlebrained organisms.
This is what peak performance looks like.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 7h
[A parody of MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD, in which the kindly Mr Rogers takes us to see local things in his town.]
 
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MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD

MR ROGERS:

Hi there

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Today, I’d like to take you to visit some of my neighbours… 

[He puts his coat on to leave his house]  

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At a wonderful local event,
 
[We see the cute toy-town diorama of his village famous from the TV show. The camera pulls out…]

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The Data Center protest.

[The camera has pulled out further and now we see a huge DATA CENTER at the edge  of town]. 

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MR ROGERS [joining a crowd protesting outside the Data Center]:

The Data Center is an enormous, windowless, endlessly humming building outside of our town

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…Which has tripled energy prices, drank all the water, and created four jobs.

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[to camera, as if kindly explaining to the viewing children]:

Four jobs! Golly!

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LADY PROTESTOR [probably NAOMI KLEIN, holding a sign]:

In a way, the Data Center is kind of a vivid metaphor for a future we feel locked out of!

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MR ROGERS [to camera again]:

A metaphor.

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That’s something that lets us clarify our feelings about something else. 

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LADY PROTESTOR:
How do you feel, Mr Rogers?

MR ROGERS:
I feel like bringing down the government!

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MR ROGERS [now holding a sign and protesting]:

It’s good to have neighbors.

[ends]
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 7h
Kirby was a king in ways we weren't even aware of.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 7h
Huge news! @comixaction.com & @handsoffnyc.bsky.social are throwing a NO KINGS COMIC-CON on Thursday, 10/15 to kick off the NK VOTE EARLY campaign! Awesome comics & pop culture guests! FREE! ONLINE! You don't wanna miss it! RSVP now! I'll be there - see ya soon! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
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No Kings Comic-Con · No Kings
It’s the biggest pop culture fest in this or any other galaxy — NO KINGS COMIC-CON! Join us live on Thursday, October 15th for an early kickoff to the NO KINGS: VOTE EARLY festivities! This free, vi...
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 10h
THE TRAVELER & THE TROLL is nine minutes of dark fantasy puppet goodness starring Erika Ishii.
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THE TRAVELER & THE TROLL: Check Out This Awesome Short With a Giant Puppet
THE TRAVELER & THE TROLL is nine minutes of dark fantasy puppet goodness starring Erika Ishii.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 6h
Cruise line video was removed by YouTube over truly the dumbest copyright strike. Obviously fighting it, it’ll be back up in a few weeks like nothing happened. This is not an ad for Nebula, but it is still available on Nebula: nebula.tv/videos/linds...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 6h
man I would like one fucking electorate - one! - to remember that fascism is bad for more than five minutes at a time
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 7h
making bitter orange peels jam
An illustration by Spindle of the characters Asimov, a half-elf woman with white hair peeling a bitter orange with a curved knife, while looking at the skewered orange peel her gf, Ottilie (a human with brown/orange hair), is showing to her. 

Lore wise: Otti is a farm girl at heart, born and raised on one (Asi's a city gal), so this is one her fav ways to spend time with Asi, making her favourite home jam
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 9h
More Democrats need to be telling the online casino owners behind Polymarket to shut the fuck up
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 8h
Exactly. This is such a lie. Email had a purpose. The internet had a purpose. Search had a purpose. Everybody loved Silicon Valley in the 90s because they made shit that did what it promised. Now 3 guys who never made SHIT have ALL the money in SV. They're scam artists. Not engineers.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 9h
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10h
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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D Lavoie @djlavoie.bsky.social · 12h
Who exactly do they think decides what merits "outrage" and then implements said outrage?
WHITE HOUSE MEMO
An Outrage in 2019.
No Problem in 2026.
Trump Has Moved the Ethical Line.
The president's decision to hold an international summit at his own private golf club, an idea rejected in his first term, illustrates how much he has shattered norms.Hot dog meme from I Think You Should Leave
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 13h
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 11h
Just a girl and her* airplane 🥰 * actually it is emphatically the Canadian Aviation Museum’s airplane but they do let me fly it a lot
Me standing on the wing of a yellow De Havilland Canada DHC-1 Chipmunk, on a sunny afternoon. I’m wearing a flight suit and aviators and trying to look cool, which may or may not be effective, but the lighting is really good at least
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12h
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 15h
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
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Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 17h
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 19h
While Millennials and Gen Z blame each other for ruining society, the same monsters that have been ruining society since before we were all born are laughing their asses off. Generational divides are made up, and that’s fine until they’re weaponized to keep us fighting over complete bullshit.
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 23h
euuughhhh
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15h
Nancy 10/4/26, brief full color Sunday interlude before returning to hat
Nancy is so mad……grrrrrrrrr……
Aunt Fritzi asks her what’s wrong. Nancy is upset Sluggo called her vain - why would he ever say that? As she’s standing in front of a refrigerator with photos of herself all over it ……. That she definitely put up herself ….
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 13h
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Pam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 19h
Getting a couple of new stickers made and decided to color swap an old one into something more pukey
an illustration of an armored hand grasping a snake
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Jenn / CaptainHanyuu 💖✨ @captainhanyuu.art · 16h
another shikishi done (and already wrapped) 🪽✨ available at #Polaris! #art #acrylic
a vertical shikishi original made wirh Acrylic pens, showing Panty Anarchy from PaSwG. She is laying on the ground with her legs up, looking at the viewer. The text reads "sex work is real work"
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 18h
New pfp, new cartoon me
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 20h
MENACING
a shrew and a rove beetle engage in an epic standoff
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Pudding (sweet) 🍮 @puddingdraws-sfw.bsky.social · 14h
Sure, all right ✨ #inawasdrawn #traditionalart
Quick graphite portrait of Ina looking pretty
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 30/08/2026
READY FOR DA CLUB
lilith (goth trans woman with short red curly hair) wearing a witch hat and black clothes covered in too mant belts
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dropkick Murphys—organized labor’s favorite band—just brought out IUPAT President Jimmy Williams at Power to the People Fest. Big cheer for unions!
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Tama @thiscatdraws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t forget October 3rd! FMA MLP AU ‼️ [ #fma #fmab #mlp #fanart ]
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SMALF (comms open) @smalf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another Roll cuz I wasn't too happy with the last one #art #MegaMan
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 03/10/2026
Brother Rye seems especially contemplative today
northern short-tailed shrew having a think and a smoke
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Dingus @dingitydingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look, it smiles! ✨ #peach #nintendo #fanart
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🦁 FunkyLion 'Yuyake' 🦁 @funkylion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting tired of untested vibecoded ports that are just buggy and because no experienced coders are around, they can't fix it? Never fear, as I have listed decomps and recomps done by actual people and it will continue expanding! If you know any, lemme know!
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