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Pellechs

@pellechs.bsky.social
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Dancer, quilter, creator, cat-rescuer, combative pacifist. Effervescently lazy & verbally pugilistic. Profile pic: a black cat with adorably lopsided ears lounges in a sunbeam on a red couch Banner pic: NYC skyline beautifully illuminated by setting sun

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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 38m
Have you ever written a manifesto about how you do this? I suddenly find myself with two nine-week-old(?) shy kittens who were not adopted into the shelter program as promised, and not eartipped to be released back out to their colony. Apparently I’m just…on the hook for them now!
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 9h
I love my boyfriend very much. We have been together a long time and are excellent travel partners. I still do not want to see and hear him shit.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 11h
We can afford no more at such a price.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 10h
What is HAPPENING over there??
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 11h
I believe he is violating the Whiny Little Bitch Act of 1973. I’d love to know who that reported is so I can follow her
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 23h
Love when NJ Transit says I can only get a transfer if I pay in cash. WTAF is that nonsense. You discourage cash at every moment possible. I hate you.
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I, an idiot, just fixed my ~1990s(?) dryer with a $12 part and I have literally never been prouder of anything, including getting two college degrees. 😂
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I shall cook food from my Neanderthal fridge in my Luddite oven and watch my dumbass tv with peace in my heart.
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Some lovely sun this afternoon.
A triangular reflection off the Freedom Tower in the Hudson River Lower manhattan and the SI ferry in the distance A sunbeam peeks through tall buildings in downtown Jersey CityLower Manhattan with a white sailboat in the foreground
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How medicine should work: Got my covid and flu shots, no one asked me for money or insurance card or ID, and every single person in that pharmacy was masked. Well done CVS!
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Seriously. Ouch. A little prick of my heart with my morning coffee
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Poor thing! On the doorstep?!
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fwiw, my partner is highly allergic and has built up an immunity to our specific cats. We now have 3 1/2 permanent residents and 2 fosters and he’s getting by with an occasional Allegra. (But he def needs a slow build-up. unfamiliar cats send him into a tizzy.)
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We are planning to bring my in-laws there when they are out for thanksgiving and we are trying to Prepare Them.
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Accidental Feral Kitten Foster Day 5: Jean stayed on her cave, and did not bolt and hide when I came in to change the litter. And Orion is willing to play with my fingers.
A grey kitten lounges on a carrier, eyeing me warily A brown tabby kitten with white face markings and socks reaches out to my finger, E.T. style
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sweet Christ on a cracker, no!
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
As a Jersey native, I would be incensed!!
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh man, I really missed an opportunity here!
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A Covid rabbit hole:
My FB post from Jan 3, 2021: 
“Prepare yourself for one of the douchiest things I’ve ever said:

Much is made in Amor Towles’ A Gentleman in Moscow of the insignia of the crossed keys on bottles of Châteauneuf-du-Pape, but the scene takes place in 1922, and I happen to know that the insignia wasn’t created until 1937 and it’s driving me CRAZY. 

Sorry. As you were.”
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I…kinda want a squeaky croissant pillow? I don’t have a dog. For me…
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy Columbo Day to all who celebrate
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Columbo Detective
ALT: Columbo Detective
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shane Gillis is miserable bc he is convinced there is a Woke reason that people don't like him when it's actually just that his soul is rancid and you can see and hear and smell it any time he speaks. you're not mad that women at the gym are whores, youre mad they cover their drinks when you walk in
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
@jesseduquette.bsky.social
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wow, I never thought of it that way, but yes! Had always assumed Bush I, but just realized it was three months before the election 😆
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Rainy football Sundays are made for college hoodies and Duff pyjamas.
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ve been a vegetarian for 38 years and I want this person to STFU.
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh heyyy, kittenswhowerepreviouslyterrifiedofmelessthananhourago, heeeyyyyyyyy #catrescue #feralkittens
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck it. I am going to start referring to AI as trump intelligence. Lies confidently, steals everything, toxic to the world, no critical thinking/understanding, worst people are the biggest cheerleaders, relies on the exploitation of underpaid workers while actively trying to deny their existence,
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Weird that Donald Trump's message is that people who are being assaulted can stop it all by giving up and submitting to the aggressor, so weird, so so weird
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
WOULD.
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m genuinely not clear what he’s upset about. That there will more construction/disruption? Bringing more humans/potential customers to the business district?
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Screenshot of the pixelated Type! game from the early 90s, in which fast accurate typing propels your racer to run faster. I can still hear the sound he made when he tripped and fell. I enjoyed it immensely and perhaps this is why I am still not a very fast typer.
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The “and DVDs?” fuckin SENT me 🤣
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of the kittens is named Jean! The other is Orion.
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are so not! But I have two new frens this week and I am focusing on them, trying to teach them to relax!
Two slightly terrified kittens are pushed up against the back of a carrier. The flash photo is making their eyes glowThe same two kittens emerge from the carrier slightly, enticed by some treat-laden food. They are starting to learn human hands can mean good things.
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What the actual fuck is this bullshit, Drew?
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Dog Distribution System is not as prevalent as the CDS, but… pretty sure that guy has claimed you.
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I saw one (1) episode on a late night flight from Melbourne to Wellington and it prompted me to wake up my happily snoozling partner to make *him* watch it, and by the time we had landed we were absolutely obsessed. It aired in the States during the writers’ strike and we were able to see them all!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 08/10/2026
Vote early and in person, folks. If you're in a "vote by mail" state and can deliver your mail-in vote directly rather than relying on USPS this year, do it. Otherwise get it into the mail at the earliest possible date. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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The Postal Service is slowing delivery. Will your mail ballot be affected?
Democracy Docket mapped the affected zip codes.
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah I’m happy Monique gets to talk to her sister all day on what I suspect would be an otherwise boring route. Consistently impressed that she’s not winded coming up our hill and steps, and legit this is how I know the mail has arrived every day. 🙂
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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“DO NOT TRUST REGGIE JACKSON”
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🙃
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also, the quality has noticeably gone down hill. Pair I bought in like, 2015 still looks great. Pairs I bought last year got holey almost immediately. One pair faded after only one wash.
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I blame reality tv. People who have to have the convo for the cameras have warped our collective brains. I’ve heard people read their credit card numbers aloud on the bus.
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was roused by screams. There has clearly been the discovery of a dead body across the street and there is a large amount of black smoke on the horizon. The vibes are rancid.
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A relief of an Ancient Greek gymnasium, featuring a buff naked athlete in various poses
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How many days you think we can stay? This whole week seems cursed
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have a Kenmore and a Brother, and I am in desperate need of a longarm, before my shoulders leave my torso entirely. What is your preferred roll-em-up and shove-it-through technique?
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