Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Can you believe they can 3D print meat now?" Oh U mean like women do when they give birth..? #showerthought #feminism #MaleFeministsWhoShower 215130
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Life pro tip: If "adulting" is proving to be too hard, try drinking alcohol during and throughout the day 257290
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir theonion.com/princess-diana-release… 2156040
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026(whispering during an Oprah show taping as the lights start to dim) Oprah cometh 0363
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Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2026Politician Discusses Secret Of Saying One Thing And Doing Another 111005184
Reposted by Payakan's Fedaykinmy plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 14/08/2026 remember . the water that boils the hot dog will also burn the flesh . but when cold that same water can also nourish you آه نعم؛ فالماء الذي يُسلق فيه "الهوت دوغ" يمكن أن يحرق الجلد، لكن ذلك الماء نفسه -عندما يبرد- يمكن أن يغذي الجسم أيضاً. 0489
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/08/2026Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation theonion.comTranslator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film AdaptationPHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ... 151345198
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2026Death Row Inmate Chooses ‘Ham Sandwich And Ice Cream’ As Last Words 995351
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956… 7162561708
Reposted by Payakan's Fedaykinvanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026>parents split up >theyre not looking for clues 1937761074
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/05/2026Awful Man Offers Witty, Acerbic Take On Everything He Sees theonion.com/awful-man-offers-witty… 562191268
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/05/2026Terrified Introvert One Away From Bingo 212635255
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinNaomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 08/05/2026The plane just wants to wheel around the airport, the pilot has to hit it with a big paddle to get it to take off 19812
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinWill Wiles @willwiles.bsky.social · 02/05/2026(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello 8690631830
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2026Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ theonion.com/supreme-court-overturn… 114138144222
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Last month in The Onion:theonion.comRFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Friday in ... 294109032218
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/04/2026340 Million Americans Killed In Botched Training Exercise theonion.com/340-million-americans-… 741626184
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026My sons, Aryann and Grokulus, love to visit local establishments and shoot at the feet of service employees, causing them to "dance." Do you like this. Is this relatable 5488411197
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2026Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are theonion.comTrump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They AreWASHINGTON—In a heated exchange that laid bare a growing schism at the highest levels of Republican leadership, President Donald Trump and Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) reportedly clashed in the Oval Of... 231507190
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinThat's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 07/03/2026When You were partying I drank from the HOSE When you were having premarital sex I drank from the HOSE While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I drank from the HOSE And now that the world is on fire and you're thirsty you have the audacity to come to me for help? 121105152
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm 1273752263
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Life Hack: Pour milk into your humidifier for a milkier room atmosphere 752091
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/03/2026(doing CPR) come on you son of a bitch. Stay with me. (unbuckling his pants and jacking him off) Don't you fucking die on me. You son of a bitch (sucking him off) Stay away from the light now 220333
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinNaomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Bedtime - It’s the most famous time to go to sleep Yet some mischievous individuals choose to run away 218131
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinNaomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Flawless like Wallace On it like Gromit 523054
Reposted by Payakan's Fedaykinmy plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 07/02/2026pees a really cute amount that you cant get mad at 1485
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Laughing imagining a guy seeing chappell roam grammy dress and saying "Aaaannnnndddd jacking off was not on my bingo card for 2026," it seems a little crass for me to just outright say in a quote tweet so I said I imagined a different guy saying it. 417511
Reposted by Payakan's Fedaykinmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/01/2026ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd 133884714
Reposted by Payakan's Fedaykinmy plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 23/01/2026there's somethings worth fighting for in this world mister frodo 17311
Reposted by Payakan's Fedaykinceej @ceej.online · 18/01/2026I’ve tried very hard to engage with people in this community over the last 36 hours, but it’s clear that the culture here is corrosive and not interested in debate. It’s too bad, because my “Doctor Gizmo’s Patent Snake Oil Cure-All” is well worth the money, especially in this midst of this plague 231748213
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Accidentally came to pick up my car from the shop an hour early and all the mechanics were circled around it with the hood up jacking off into it 31169
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinNaomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Everything is 100% everyone’s fault And 0% my fault - Wisdom’s Knowledge 212725
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Unfortunately still in a phase where if the bar cover band plays "Creep" it can completely change the trajectory of my life. 0764
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinNaomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Religious tip ~ If you say you’re without sin you can cast a ton of stones 219133
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 18/12/2025Things are going great over at X, The Everything App 82386638469
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 09/12/2025When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way. 9733128
Reposted by Payakan's Fedaykinjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/11/2025eating a bunch of ball bearings before my MRI scan tomorrow 2748115
Reposted by Payakan's Fedaykinalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men 6498381670
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinJohnny @doctorvenkman.com · 16/11/2025“Jeffrey Epstein Was Practicing Pedophilia The Right Way” – Ezra Klein 241270
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/11/2025We have food at home 😂 Food at home: Ramen that I cummed in 515210
Reposted by Payakan's FedaykinSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 12/11/2025You wouldn't last one day in my shoes. They are painfully small. And so, correspondingly, is my penis. 21647
