The Driving Crooner @paulywalnutz.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Netflix beaver scorebug is distracting me 000
Reposted by The Driving CroonerMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 14/11/2025i believe it was churchill who said ‘senile pedophile hitler is the worst form of government, except for all the others’ 272876
Reposted by The Driving Croonerlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/03/2025ohtani's so cool. fuck. it's not fair the coolest guy ever is alive right now 537710
The Driving Crooner @paulywalnutz.bsky.social · 27/03/2025The cure to male loneliness is actually baseball. Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate! 000
Reposted by The Driving Croonerceej @ceej.online · 18/03/2025getting worried that our Mad King might not be operating according to traditional rules and norms 953546432
Reposted by The Driving CroonerESPN @espn.com · 10/02/2025The crowd when he finally gave em Not Like Us 325014675
Reposted by The Driving CroonerBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 10/02/2025Every white person is watching Kendrick in this pose, myself included 646428
Reposted by The Driving CroonerCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3" 90125932288
Reposted by The Driving CroonerJack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Thank god this isn't too symbolic or anything 14711
Reposted by The Driving CroonerJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/01/2025This headline, like much of the WSJ, is a bedtime story for people whose kids don’t speak to them anymore 16866193
Reposted by The Driving CroonerKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 07/01/2025(Trump voice) Count Orlock. Nosferatu, they’re calling him 4915
Reposted by The Driving CroonerBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 01/01/2025Wow these metaphors are getting awfully heavy handed 181178244
Reposted by The Driving CroonerMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 01/01/2025If you start watching I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE S2E1 at exactly 11:56:59 pm, the first dead body will flop out of a coffin at the stroke of midnight. 427939
Reposted by The Driving Crooneryour new dad @drankturpentine.bsky.social · 31/12/2024i like my synes auld and i like em lang 16521
Reposted by The Driving CroonerJames @james.tarnation.lol · 23/12/2024OFFICER: i understand detailed chalk outlines but why's he spending so much time on the genitalia SERGEANT: how dare you question the legendary dick tracey 423136709
Reposted by The Driving CroonerIrrationally Calm @direbeard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga” 3556391232
Reposted by The Driving CroonerIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 17/12/2024What an embarrassing time to be alive 1456693743
Reposted by The Driving Crooner🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 16/12/2024one thing i know about mysterious drones is they always have the FAA mandated port and starboard navigation lights with a 110 degree viewing angle 310010
Reposted by The Driving CroonerIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 16/12/2024My main problem with career networking events is that the kind of people who go to career networking events are there 1772693
Reposted by The Driving Croonerlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/12/2024demon who will possess you and do a couple 360 head spins to loosen your stiff neck for fifty bucks 2254624
Reposted by The Driving CroonerBoze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 14/12/2024if I had billions of dollars I would do cool things like revive Wishbone and fund a Muppet film adaptation of Murder on the Orient Express with Daniel Craig doing a silly Belgian accent 2889562697
Reposted by The Driving CroonerNate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 11/12/2024Kermit: it's not easy, is it? The Grinch: *long drag* no man, it isn't 1333066
Reposted by The Driving Crooner🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Mama Mia, I’m shooting an evil man over here 521216
Reposted by The Driving Croonerlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/12/2024(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails 657216813
Reposted by The Driving CroonerInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 05/12/2024“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said 301279985084
Reposted by The Driving CroonerJames @james.tarnation.lol · 06/12/2024self driving cars? you mean trains? 314625
Reposted by The Driving Croonerwillmenaker.bsky.social @willmenaker.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The NYPD is offering a $10,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the UHC shooter. If you cash in on this bounty, you can take advantage of probably ten minutes of medical care in most US hospitals! 261529257
Reposted by The Driving CroonerTexas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 05/12/2024When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead. 18997070211160
Reposted by The Driving CroonerKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 04/12/2024No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about 620197462475
Reposted by The Driving CroonerJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 03/12/2024As a food writer I feel it's important to report that sometimes the solution to your problems is eating as much mac and cheese as physically possible 3268699738
The Driving Crooner @paulywalnutz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Upon watching Wicked and learning that the “wicked witch of the west” is actually the good guy fighting for animal rights I am once again saddened that the US has backed a dictator in a foreign conflict by having Dorothy, an operative from Kansas, kill the witch on the wizard’s behalf. 000
Reposted by The Driving CroonerParaply @paraplyshop.com · 01/12/2024do you also sometimes dream of being semi-rich just so that you can donate to, commission or shop from every artist you see online 21179472496
Reposted by The Driving CroonerBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Remember kids, Jesus was “hot to go” up on that cross for YOU 30935155
The Driving Crooner @paulywalnutz.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Watching The Bear ‘Fishes’ episode to regulate after family Thanksgiving. 010
Reposted by The Driving Croonerzack @beersntrumpets.bsky.social · 28/11/2024the macy's thanksgiving day parade is just a delight for me, a lover of brands and music of the lowest common denominator 1244
Reposted by The Driving CroonerInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Pissed off that the timeline didn’t work out that I could do a post about holding space for the lyrics of Monster Mash 3432
Reposted by The Driving CroonerSemiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 25/11/2024The main difference between analog and digital synthesizers is that analog synths are haunted. 35714
Reposted by The Driving Croonerone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 24/11/2024if I were in Whoville I would gone up that mountain and shot the Grinch years ago. The Who’s elected leaders failed in their responsibility to act through their cowardice. 69515
