Paul Bort @paulbort.bsky.social · 8mMr. Speaker, if you haven't done anything wrong, you have nothing to fear! 000
Reposted by Paul BortIdra Fallow @idrafallow.bsky.social · 4hWhen you hear a politician talking about saving small farms, just know that they do *not* mean the market gardener selling zucchini and corn at their roadside stand every Saturday. They mean a guy who inherited 500 acres and pays other people to work the land while he goes on hunting trips. 12912
Reposted by Paul BortPiper Furiosa 🇵🇸🏴🌲🏴☠️ @piperfuriosa.bsky.social · 19hIt's very important that none of us share her name. Not even in "awareness" of what has been done to her. Not in sharing images of her doxxing. She's Jane Doe unless *she* chooses not to be. Then, we pursue vengeance against all rapists & their enablers until none of them are fucking left. 6377120
Reposted by Paul BortKyle Orland @kyleor.land · 5h[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never played World of Warcraft? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you farming gold in Eversong Woods! [SMITH]: That is Elden Ring, sir. 240268
Reposted by Paul BortSpokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026Send Stephen Miller to The Hague. 21074452426
Reposted by Paul BortSherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t. 36487492710
Reposted by Paul BortHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 11129303573
Reposted by Paul BortCaptain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One tangible reward of becoming an Unrepentant Vibe-Killer For Unsafe Men is that your social circle will rapidly contain fewer Unsafe Men. 238660
Reposted by Paul BortNicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Teach your son to wait. Teach him that other people are as important as he is. Teach him to apologize and go back to the end of the line if he made an entitled decision. Teach him that girls and women deserve respect in *all* scenarios—not just during sex. 21335253
Reposted by Paul BortWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation 701533257
Reposted by Paul Bort"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When I was told that our tech oligarchs took their morality from science fiction, I never quite expected it to be from Spaceballs: The Movie.static.klipy.comSpace Evil Triumphs Over GoodAlt: Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. 1442588
Reposted by Paul BortAmanda Litman @amandalitman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I love the optimism about Dems winning in November - I share it! And: I'm a tiny bit nervous that winning will free folks of the urgency to fix deeper structural problems in our party that will fuck us in the long-haul if we don't grapple with them. 25709105
Reposted by Paul BortScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Bruce MacKinnon, Halifax Chronicle Herald 251624621
Reposted by Paul BortBo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I just gave this advice to a friend and I'll share it here too. There are two fundamental types of people in this world: Those who go through life dreading being at the mercy of people like themselves and those who go through life hoping they are. Make your life goal to be one of the latter. 0236
Reposted by Paul Borthammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Congress can fund and staff the Federal Accountability and Fairness Oversight Commission 525550
Reposted by Paul BortBread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I accept that there are legitimate use cases for AI but a lot of use is unnecessary & our systems force people into use by making it hard to avoid even though both use & the infrastructure it relies on is harmful to both people & the environment. Sorry, did I say AI? I meant cars. (AI sucks too.) 09218
Reposted by Paul BortMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've never liked ICE. Even back when they used to call themselves the Klan. 179106842211
Reposted by Paul BortPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Trump 1 was the racist reaction to Obama, Trump 2 is the rapist and pedophile reaction to MeToo. Weird that those venn diagrams overlap so much, eh 132774
Reposted by Paul BortChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yet, despite all of the [waveth handes 360 degrees], still so much beautye yn the worlde. So much art made by so manye, as strategyes for survival, consolacioun, courage, joy. And you, out ther, makinge somethinge beautiful. You are the best. 315638
Reposted by Paul BortCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure. 5843131182
Reposted by Paul BortKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility 5776142097
Reposted by Paul BortRami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 25/09/2026I honestly have never considered switching from Google Pixel phones until they sent me a "wanna celebrate destroying the lives of trans people" as a system update. 692130525
Reposted by Paul Bortkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025tech bro is short for technically broken 3259581469
Reposted by Paul BortBiggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Should be reposted every month.... 338109573814
Paul Bort @paulbort.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Palpable disdain for both the company and the interview process. 120
Reposted by Paul Bortevacide @evacide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Listen, I just think it's weird that the same people who are saying they're worried that AI is going to wipe out humanity are also eager for military contracts that will give AI control of weapons. 431423338
Paul Bort @paulbort.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bonus Season! Crunch Season! Bonus Season! Crunch Season! **BLAM!** Layoff Season! 000
Paul Bort @paulbort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was always taught that you bring nothing to an interview other than a spare copy of your resume. It shows that you are giving them your full attention. 000
Reposted by Paul BortM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Absofreakinlutely 💯% True...... 276189284921
Reposted by Paul BortRowdy Rebel @rowdyrebel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I also have White Coat Syndrome & need my bp taken 3 times for accuracy. 😱🫨🫤🩸 2254818753
Reposted by Paul BortClothes free life @clothesfreelife.com · 25/09/2026www.instagram.com/p/DdpFLI6TlK... 091
Reposted by Paul BortMajestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Out on the road today I saw a Trump/Vance sticker on a cybertruck A little voice inside my head “Man, what the fuck I guess divorced life sucks” 34811
Reposted by Paul BortCol. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 25/09/2026Roses are red RFK Jr causes evils 920854
Reposted by Paul BortRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like. 536153387198
Reposted by Paul BortMolotov🏳️⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 25/09/2026if software engineering had actual ethical standards as a part of the discipline, we would be in a much better place rn. 0145
Paul Bort @paulbort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's almost as if that's who they were all along and they were just making mouth noises to get ahead. 000
Reposted by Paul BortKelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 24/09/2026We removed the compilers from the servers to make them more secure. Now we're racing to put the compilers back with tools that can generate their own code and use them. 67212
Reposted by Paul BortEthan Henry @ehenry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Drivers are always breaking laws and ignoring traffic rules, they should need licenses or something 1114
Reposted by Paul Bortbubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026these are not “autonomous” attacks: they are failures by humans to implement appropriate controls for the computers acting on their behalf, and we must not forget it. 6424143
Reposted by Paul BortMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“How dare you say that we are lying, corrupt, unprincipled war criminals who have gotten innocent people killed? You are a threat to national security for noticing!” —Donald Trump & Benjamin Netanyahu 691192334
Paul Bort @paulbort.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If they were serious about fraud, they would be talking to Ron DeSantis. 000
Reposted by Paul BortOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A fascist loving trillionaire with a pedophile robot is bankrolling the Republican Party and the opposition won’t say anything about it. 18831155
