Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialPope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That time you were enthusiastically dry-jumping your date while wearing corduroys? Pepperidge Farm Remembers… 1122
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialSPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm cookin tonight, Evie's parm balls. Totally expect to serve several thousand plates. This is the rare take away dish. The one meal, no matter which day, no dress code n we take cash. The one night if you're hungry, and I know your situation, you might get a few servings to take home. 073
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialJonnyMeBoy @jonnymeboy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026RE: my avatar pic = photo taken by me, sticker jammed into asphalt by multiple vehicle tires in the parking lot of my pharmacy maybe a week or two after the 2024 election. To me it represents the U.S. hitting rock bottom, for all that may entail. 073
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialMike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I really can't wait for Pete Hegseth to resign under threat of impeachment, then start a podcast that nobody listens to. 7818
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialLaurie True Blue, PHR, SHRM-CP @laurietrueblue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 16256091172
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialPope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It appears the marriage went… (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Tits up. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHH! 0184
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialThe Crone of the 4th District @the-swampwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How the hell did this moron even swim in the right direction? www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...yahoo.comSwimmer Riley Gaines Says Helen Keller’s Existence ‘Doesn’t Sit Right’ With Her: ‘Did She Really Exist?’Riley Gaines has her doubts about one historical figure — Helen Keller. During her appearance on The Katie Miller Podcast on June 16, Gaines was asked to name one conspiracy theory that she believed i... 5145060
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialCincyPowerBottom @cincypowerbottom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Even Helen Keller can see that Riley Gaines is an idiot. The Miracle Worker held Helen’s hand on Riley’s face and spelled I-D-I-O-T. 021
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialI dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One of @pablo.show earlier shows was on Riley Gaines and basically how full of shit she is, so good to see her continue her long run of losing 042
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialSenator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes! 2520253286266
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bertrand Russell made it clear in 1945: information shifts depending on who receives it. Without deep thinking, even great ideas get flattened into oversimplified explanations. 312040
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialGood Samaritan @goodsamaritanhq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love when a recipe says “prep time: 10 minutes.” Ten minutes for WHO? A professional chef with eight hands? It takes me ten minutes to find the paprika. Then another five staring into the fridge hoping the ingredient I forgot to buy will spontaneously appear out of shame. 2073605351
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialTauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The GOP are genuinely evil. They do nothing but make the world worse for more people, especially the most vulnerable. There isn't a single unique value they hold that's morally justifiable or goes toward making humanity safer or kinder. I wish there was a hell for them to go to. 2298
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialit's an uncivil war @lucyksy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There are a lot of them out there. 36676241373
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 25/09/2026Today, we celebrate Give Like Dolly Day. Our state loves Dolly, so let’s put that love into action through the Dolly Parton Imagination Library — for the children, parents, and future readers of Illinois. 171025166
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 25/09/2026Happy Birthday to the guy who wishes all of us a happy birthday! @markhamillofficial.bsky.social 🎂 1079432896
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Joe Walsh Is Right...... 1003205536208
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cookies have very few vitamins. That’s why you have to eat so many of them. 2103983432
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialHappyCamper22 @happycamper22.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So tired of these sociopathic criminals shredding our gov agencies that are there to serve the people, not the crooks. 021
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialjcricket.bsky.social @jcricket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Speaker is flat out LYING. Again. 28843051474
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialJack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dictators don't announce themselves. They just decide WHO gets to ask questions. Today it was CNN, MSNOW and Politico. "Others to follow." Read that last part again. Slowly. He. Will. NOT. Prevail. 26155831617
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialJames Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Have y’all seen these AI deepfakes they’re making of me? They don’t have any real attacks, so they’re firing up their data centers and making up fake ones. I don’t need to use deepfakes. The truth about Ken Paxton is bad enough. 12444771366
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026How not surprising that a president who acts like a petty mob boss is holding one of our nation’s treasured institutions hostage until we meet his conditions—that is, putting his stupid name on the building. I say we just put it in mothballs until he is gone. 1888139843333
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Today marks 50 days until the election and 10 days until ballots drop. Your task today is to make sure you and your friends and family are registered to vote. abdulforsenate.com/vote 12060052093
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialReader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Me, doing a little Sunday morning reading. 1363
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialJames Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 12/09/2026BREAKING: Our banned interview with Kimmel generated 6 million views on YouTube. 896299467577
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialPossible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026People seem to understand intuitively that we have different standards for the World Cup/Pro League/Olympic level of sports than we do for middle school sports. The former is more concerned about fairness, the latter mostly about "kids getting exercise, making friends, learning teamwork, etc." 1823
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialMadison Pauly @msjpauly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Former Levi's exec Jennifer Sey fanned a culture war over trans athletes in a league that has none—to the benefit of her clothing brand, XX-XY Athletics. "I know my mom isn’t that invested" in the WNBA, her son told me. "But...I guess the vultures will circle." www.motherjones.com/politics/202...motherjones.comThe woman profiting off the WNBA's trans panicSophie Cunningham set off a firestorm. Jennifer Sey was ready to capitalize. 18699263
passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026(ominous Robert Mitchem voiceover) “BEEF. IT HAD BETTER BE WHAT’S FOR DINNER. OR THIS ILLITERATE COSPLAY RANCHER WILL SHOOT YOU.” (Copeland Hoe-Down plays) 271
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026FDA (20 years ago): This milk has been sourced from a meticulously inspected dairy farm, and has been through a certified pasteurization process. FDA (today): Look, it's liquid, and it's from a cow. At least that's what they tell us. It's fine, probably. 912860463
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“im not interested in your childrens genitals” is just such an easy thing to say 693725606
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialclo1953.bsky.social @clo1953.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I really hate when I proofread after I hit sned. 21755
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialGoblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Why didn't the Cratchits simply buy half a cow from a local rancher and put it in a deep freezer? 042
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialSuper Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026YES. this has been killing me 1202
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialPól Micheál O'Slatraigh @pmoslatraigh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026 88104161190
passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Why Steve? Do Bovine TB, Anthrax, tapeworms, and Trich ring a bell? Salmonella? E.coli? That’s why. If Steve thinks I’m going to eat anything made by an anti-vax pandemic denialist who refuses to track his animals or allow inspection he’s out of his mind. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... 121
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialRuairi Dubh @ruairidubh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026#WoodyGuthrie #FolkLegends 603418897
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Jennifer Welch Claps Back At Piers Morgan....... 1145168164169
passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This seems unwholesome but maybe it’s because I’m used to MAGA men being pervy when it comes to girls. Both my sons were in martial arts and so was their girl cousin and in none of those classes would “high kicks in a pleated skirt” be required. All students wear a dobok or a gi. Both have PANTS. 151
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialPope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Yeah, fuck Elon and his dipshit fanbois 3111
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.social𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 05/09/2026Tim Curry is gone, Brenda Fricker is gone, Catherine O’Hara is gone, and yet somehow the worst actor in Home Alone 2 is still here. 28298781317
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialCraig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The Bluesky 70 Under 70 3376
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialJules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 04/09/2026#Vote up and down the ballot BLUE!🌊 12632264
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m beginning to think waking up and immediately reading the most insane things anyone has ever read is not exactly great for me 2095384546
