Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialPope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 21hRuin a book by adding a word Moby Dick Cheese 3313
passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Every time. But that’s because my Mom taught me to read using a stack of Dr Seuss books: “And speaking of birds, there’s the Russian Palooski Whose headski is redski and belly is BLUESKI” 010
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version. 7453841294
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialencounterparts @encounterparts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Followed byyoutu.beSuicidal Tendencies-Send Me Your Money Official Music Video: HD4K 60FPSYouTube video by SERGEANT ROCK'S HEADBANGERS BALL 021
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialencounterparts @encounterparts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026🎶He ain't no prophet, he ain't no healer He's just a two-bit goddamn money stealer 🎶 1112
passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026In honor of Jim Bakker, born into hell on October 5th 2026, please turn your hymnals to page 1991 and join us in singing Jesus He Knows Me. m.youtube.com/watch?v=2-rf...m.youtube.comGenesis - Jesus He Knows Me (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Genesis 230
passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have decided that one of the great pleasures in life is drinking coffee outside in the fall in a really good bathrobe. Just got a new flannel one, and washed and dried it first so all the cotton fibers plumped up, and it’s just lovely. 020
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialReader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Assess spiritual fitness“ sounds even better in the original Deutsch 0115
passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026She always looks like she accidentally got caught on a Google Street View camera while standing in the driveway spraying the dried cat shit out of the litter box with a hose. 241
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialRay @raymondgibson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There’s a weird subset of people who take pride in getting by knowing as little as humanly possible. They use “college” as an insult. 171
passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Breast augmentations by Jiffy Boob 110
passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just drove past the neighborhood Jiffy Lube and it occurred to me that the European Wax Center next door missed a great chance to call themselves Jiffy Pube. 131
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.social4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Love this 👇 214151814343
passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just tried it myself and I see what you did there. 010
passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh, so that’s why corduroys get those light colored worn spots in weird places. 021
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialPope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That time you were enthusiastically dry-jumping your date while wearing corduroys? Pepperidge Farm Remembers… 1122
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialSPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm cookin tonight, Evie's parm balls. Totally expect to serve several thousand plates. This is the rare take away dish. The one meal, no matter which day, no dress code n we take cash. The one night if you're hungry, and I know your situation, you might get a few servings to take home. 073
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialJonnyMeBoy @jonnymeboy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026RE: my avatar pic = photo taken by me, sticker jammed into asphalt by multiple vehicle tires in the parking lot of my pharmacy maybe a week or two after the 2024 election. To me it represents the U.S. hitting rock bottom, for all that may entail. 073
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialMike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I really can't wait for Pete Hegseth to resign under threat of impeachment, then start a podcast that nobody listens to. 7818
passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Apparently your concern is justified. I checked out the XX-XY hatewear website and even Helen Keller could stay in her lane better than this. 111
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialLaurie True Blue, PHR, SHRM-CP @laurietrueblue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 16256101174
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialPope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It appears the marriage went… (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Tits up. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHH! 0184
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialThe Crone of the 4th District @the-swampwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How the hell did this moron even swim in the right direction? www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...yahoo.comSwimmer Riley Gaines Says Helen Keller’s Existence ‘Doesn’t Sit Right’ With Her: ‘Did She Really Exist?’Riley Gaines has her doubts about one historical figure — Helen Keller. During her appearance on The Katie Miller Podcast on June 16, Gaines was asked to name one conspiracy theory that she believed i... 5145161
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialCincyPowerBottom @cincypowerbottom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Even Helen Keller can see that Riley Gaines is an idiot. The Miracle Worker held Helen’s hand on Riley’s face and spelled I-D-I-O-T. 021
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialI dug coal with Baby Billy @stimpy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One of @pablo.show earlier shows was on Riley Gaines and basically how full of shit she is, so good to see her continue her long run of losing 042
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialSenator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes! 2526253836286
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bertrand Russell made it clear in 1945: information shifts depending on who receives it. Without deep thinking, even great ideas get flattened into oversimplified explanations. 312040
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialTauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The GOP are genuinely evil. They do nothing but make the world worse for more people, especially the most vulnerable. There isn't a single unique value they hold that's morally justifiable or goes toward making humanity safer or kinder. I wish there was a hell for them to go to. 2298
passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yes but they want you to be LESS productive. 050
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialit's an uncivil war @lucyksy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There are a lot of them out there. 36576201372
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 25/09/2026Today, we celebrate Give Like Dolly Day. Our state loves Dolly, so let’s put that love into action through the Dolly Parton Imagination Library — for the children, parents, and future readers of Illinois. 171025165
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 25/09/2026Happy Birthday to the guy who wishes all of us a happy birthday! @markhamillofficial.bsky.social 🎂 1079428895
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Joe Walsh Is Right...... 1005206066225
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cookies have very few vitamins. That’s why you have to eat so many of them. 2103981430
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialHappyCamper22 @happycamper22.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So tired of these sociopathic criminals shredding our gov agencies that are there to serve the people, not the crooks. 021
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialjcricket.bsky.social @jcricket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Speaker is flat out LYING. Again. 28843041474
passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I keep notes after each person in the family receives an immunization so here you go: Husband had an extremely sore arm after each shot, no other symptoms. I had absolutely nothing after the first shot, but after the second one I had a headache, fever, chills, and tingling hands for 36 hours. 😵💫 011
passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I also believe that working a full time job should guarantee a full time life. 1284
passitallong.bsky.social @passitallong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Don’t give Trump any ideas, or he’ll be selling ashes from the Kennedy Center, pressed into the shape of his ugly mug. 040
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialJack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dictators don't announce themselves. They just decide WHO gets to ask questions. Today it was CNN, MSNOW and Politico. "Others to follow." Read that last part again. Slowly. He. Will. NOT. Prevail. 26155801616
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialJames Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Have y’all seen these AI deepfakes they’re making of me? They don’t have any real attacks, so they’re firing up their data centers and making up fake ones. I don’t need to use deepfakes. The truth about Ken Paxton is bad enough. 12444751365
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026How not surprising that a president who acts like a petty mob boss is holding one of our nation’s treasured institutions hostage until we meet his conditions—that is, putting his stupid name on the building. I say we just put it in mothballs until he is gone. 1883139813334
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Today marks 50 days until the election and 10 days until ballots drop. Your task today is to make sure you and your friends and family are registered to vote. abdulforsenate.com/vote 12060052093
Reposted by @passitallong.bsky.socialReader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Me, doing a little Sunday morning reading. 1363
