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Dave R

@parrotdave.bsky.social
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Here and there. Blue Jays, parrots and books

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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Travel Agent of Byzantium
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Big Oof Size Meme
Alt: Big Oof Size Meme
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NARRATOR: No one can reliably self-police and self-regulate. Look at the fucking Supreme Court.
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Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu · 16/09/2026
Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social, we want to bring the relationship with Canada to the highest level possible. I would like to work with you on opening the door for Canada to being the first associate member of the EU. And create a common prosperity and economic security space.
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Both times we got a card and a calendar branded for the agent.
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy birthday!
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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
An AGO staff member came up to me after and said she knew me from twitter back in the day! She said the gallery had never ever done an event like this so they didn’t know what to expect but I was super impressed how organized it was! They also said they didn’t even know if anyone would show up! 😹😹😹
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Otto Falcon @formalfalcon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Siskos
An edit of the sickos meme with Ben, Jake, and Joseph Sisko looking in the window saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!" and Sisko's Creole Kitchen in the background
#DS9
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It's time we ditched the cult of growth, too. It's literally burning us alive. If we lose climate stability we lose agriculture because farmers won't be able to plan and plant crops reliably, and without agriculture, we all starve to death within a couple of years.
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Walter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
HALDEMAN: He's a merry fellow, Tom Bombadil, sir. HAIG: [indecipherable] and his boots are yellow. NIXON: Christ.
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
John Kruk in black and white looking stiff and uncomfortable in a suit with a handheld mic. The lyrics to mad world are overlaid:

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You want to remember Trey Yesavage making Aaron Judge look like a child, you don't need to know his thoughts on ICE
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Vic Butter…. Sounds like a journeyman pitcher who made 300 starts and even his teammates don’t remember him
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Alas, if the camera pulls out a bit he”s there
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Trump
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ted Cruz, but only if the weather is nice
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Nope! The last two months Fate has been finding new and maddening ways to screw with me. Random case of pneumonia is the latest.
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I like your view better than mine!
Dave in a hospital bed
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
Alt: Ray Liotta laughing in goodfellas
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💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 05/06/2026
📣 June 7-13 is Nekkid Bird Week! Some of the sweetest birds I've ever known were missing their feathers. 🦜 Birds may harm themselves for many reasons, including medical conditions, stress, loneliness, anxiety, hormones, environment, and other physical or psychological challenges. #Nekkidbirdweek
Promo: Necked Bird Week June 7th-13th
Raising awareness about pet birds with Feather Destructive Behavior ...because birds are so much more than their just feathers.
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
23, unfortunately soon to be 24 ibthink
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FluffKevlar @fluffkevlar.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
cartoon raven getting spooked
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Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
every time i write about wage theft i do a double take because it's so crazy corporations steal more than $50 bn from workers' paychecks each year, illegally paying workers less than they earned for their labor that significantly exceeds the combined losses from larceny, burglary, & vehicle theft
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Those were so good
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.
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James Davis Nicoll @jdnicoll.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
A Brief Survey of Canadian Political Thrillers You may be surprised to learn that "Canadian thriller" is not an oxymoron. reactormag.com/a-brief-surv...
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A Brief Survey of Canadian Political Thrillers - Reactor
You may be surprised to learn that "Canadian thriller" is not an oxymoron.
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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Watch with sound on
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The attention to detail is amazing for the game players
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Blake Murphy @blakemurphy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Congratulations on an unbelievable career to one of the best to ever do it.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I think he’d be second in line until a new VP is chosen, but he is still Speaker
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Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This is a rubber meets the moment for the Blue Jays. They are legit AL contender with the roster they have right now. They are THE AL FAVORITE with Tucker or Bichette. This is the moment to be bold. Go all-in.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 10/01/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "get some fucking popcorn, it's shitshow time"
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I didn’t know Captain Obvious had a new gig!
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a man with a beard wearing a red suit and black hat salutes
Alt: a man with a beard wearing a red suit and black hat salutes, he is a character known as Captain Obvious from a series of commercials
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
pull the troops from venezuela and send all of them to this place
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 14/12/2025
theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
ISLA VISTA, CA—In the days following a violent rampage in southern California in which a lone attacker killed seven individuals, including himself, and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens ...
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
What’s in the cake?
Brad Pitt in Seven after he looks in the box
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
And leave the game he loves?!
Alden González
@Alden _Gonzalez
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NEWS: The Angels and Anthony Rendon are in talks about buying out the final year of his contract, according to a source. The expectation is that he will retire....
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
A meme of Oregon Trail video game stating You have died of cringe
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Closely related to the Paul Ryan plan…
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Me normally: "Games are for everyone. It doesn't matter if you suck at them or if you play them at the lowest difficulty or whatever. The important thing is just having fun." PCGamer: "'I'm pretty good at videogames,' said (Elon) Musk." Me:
Top half of a Magic the Gathering card called "Unyielding Gatekeeper".
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard wearing a gas mask
Alt: a man with a beard wearing a gas mask saying “as written” in response to the main post commenting on the FIFA head being the Paul Atreides of sycophants
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Dave R @parrotdave.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
SecDef Quark
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Trying to imagine my son getting excited because I told him that, when bedtime comes around tonight, he can ask me for my permission to stay up until dawn playing video games. Sure, man, ask away. We both know what the answer is going to be.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/10/2025
Pentagon warns Toronto ‘dangerously close’ to winning World Series
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Pentagon warns Toronto ‘dangerously close’ to winning World Series
WASHINGTON D.C. - Following last night's elimination of the New York Yankees, the United States Department of War has advised the White House that the Toronto Blue Jays are "perilously close" to acqui...
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Co-sign.
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