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Deniz Fidan

@paranoidchili.bsky.social
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Middle School Teacher, Game enjoyer, Goblin Monarch (he/they)

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Alex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Brian Jacques has been dead for 15 years and he's still managed to get out the next book in his series before George RR Martin.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/08/2026
Full-cal sodas are empty calories but charged with positive spiritual energy. Conversely, each time I drink a Coke Zero I know the ease of infinite consumption has put me on a dark and twisted path. “A vice with no consequences is no vice—it is the sandbox of cowards” - the Buddha i think
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 06/07/2026
Heartbreaking: The Worst Country You Know Just Won A Great World Cup Quarterfinal Game
the guy from the Original Clickhole Article I’m referencing
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 28/06/2026
Aragorn giving his big speech outside the Black Gate but now he's saying "Goose was not valued. Eggs do not lay eggs. IT WAS THE GOOSE THAT CREATED THE VALUE"
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Natalie @chromatic-queen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A true shining moment for a white girl dating a Turk. I never thought I would be screaming over soccer (or football, as he calls it)
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I am actually going to tear my own face off and eat it
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Endless cycle
A drawing of a realistic dog wearing a tie saying; "I need to lock in and prove that I am capable. I need to be taken seriously." While a drawing of a cartoon dog says; "I need to stay silly and whimsical lest I lose the very essence of myself." Perpetrating an endless cycle
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Let’s…uh…maybe cool it on the Taco stuff. Not sure that double-dog daring Trump into war crimes is good
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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 03/04/2026
Folks, I give you the New York Times
FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country
SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.
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Steeeve Duffy @stevenduffysstuffy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
pokopia!
One-panel fan comic for Pokopia- Ditto (a Pokemon taking the shape of a human) and a Magikarp (a Pokemon that’s a fish) admire the sunset on the beach, cotton spores floating by in the wind.
Magikarp: “I forgot that the world could be so… beautiful… thank you for bringing our habitat back to life, Ditto.”
Ditto: “I’m gonna move you into a house. I’m gonna move you into a house and make you use a doorknob.”
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 11/02/2026
warhammer 40,000: rogue trader (2023)
Ulfar, Marazhai, Argenta, and Heinrix all in the "murder is okay" square of that meme
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$ex Toilet the Ying Yang Man @redicnomad.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Back in my day you were taught that if anyone online even knows your hair colour, you're fucking DEAD
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 12/01/2026
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Dikkii 🔱 @dikkii.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Tweet by Jatin @jatinkmalik 

The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible
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Jesse Boo-rascia 👻 @jesseguarascia.com · 08/01/2026
FFXII menu UI appreciation post
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Aanand @aanand.style · 01/12/2025
Sisko
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Deniz Fidan @paranoidchili.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
A friendly star with balloons
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Bex @wordofgreen.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
In a year of dystopian headlines this one may be the most dystopian yet. I'm so ashamed of this country
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 26/10/2025
A typewritten note that reads:

reminder:
if you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn't.
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I don't have any stakes in the wellbeing of the whitehouse. but you have to admit. it's wild that he's just knocking down the whitehouse
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism
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holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
THE MEME IS REAL
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Playing FF Tactics for the first time? Here’s a tip. Go to Mandalia Plain. You’re gonna spend 5 miserable hours having all your characters power up like goku next to a terrified bird or have them throw rocks at each other until they’re max level. This is the best game ever made btw.
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
The GBA has lessons to learn for those willing to listen.
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
new site from ex-polygon folks just launched. hell yeah
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David T./D.T. Brandt - Settler on Stolen Land @queerpointyears.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Kenshin was my favorite anime character for 15 years. In 2017 I stopped talking about him. 🤷 It's not hard, boy wizard stans. I interviewed his wife once. She was curating a gallery of his work at Otakon 2013. I wonder what her life has been since, and if she knew. CW: Child pornography
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
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Lorderok @lorderok.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
jobs should be legally required to offrer 10-20 "tired days" where you can just sleep in until you're not tired and then come in.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.
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Sasha Costanza-Chock @schock.cc · 29/05/2025
From a friend who was there today: MIT class president denounced the MIT administration and said “we MIT students showed the world what we want is an end to Israeli military collaboration," the crowd erupted in chants of "free palestine," flags everywhere, they cut the livestream 🇵🇸
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/05/2025
the more i learn about ai development and the data centers these tech corporations are building and the amount of money and power the people in these companies have and the jobs they want to destroy, the more i understand that we cannot let them build this future they want for us
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I'm mildly annoyed that we're very unlikely to get a card for the very best part of ff5 - casting level 5-death on a room full of statues for ten hours until your whole team is basically max power
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
a woman in bed (me) 
When you're chronically ill, and you carpe diem too hard, you'll feel that shit for like 5 diems.
©DearFibromyalgia/Beth
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
"Doubles down on support for children"
headline reading ms rachel doubles down on support for children in gaza
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
“It's time to become something other than efficient, which is a wonderful thing for a machine or a system to be, and can be a wonderful tool for a human to harness, but is a terrible and enslaving purpose for a life.”
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Ex-Biden State Department official says even the Israeli military expected the US to only let them bomb Gaza for weeks, rather than unconditionally for a year and a half:
The history of America's unwillingness to sacrifice the profits of the U.S. defense industry to the rule of law, combined with the unique privilege enjoyed by the state of Israel, should have meant that U.S. support for Israel in the aftermath of October 7, 2023, was not surprising. Yet even the Israeli military expected the United States to allow them to carry out the indiscriminate bombing campaign only for a matter of weeks before reining in the scale of destruction, as the U.S. had repeatedly done in the past. Instead, the Biden administration violated American laws and bypassed Congress to rush an unprecedented $17.9 billion in weapons and security assistance to Israel, all while lying to the American public about working tirelessly toward a ceasefire.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
CANT LOSE MONEY IF YA DONT HAVE ANY - dashare.zone ADMIN
2 SKELOTON'S BUSTIN OUT OF BED TO SEE THE NEWS "STOCK'S ARE DOWN" AND THERE CACKELIN CAUES THEY DONT HAVE ANY!!! MISS ME WITH THAT STOCK BULL SHIT!!!! I ONLY HALF WAY KNOW WHAT IT IS ANY WAY ,AND I AINT TRUSTIN ANY ONE WHO SAYS IF I GIVE EM MY MONEY I CAN RETIRE , CLEARLY A SCAM, ANY WAY  HOPE THERES NO OTHER EMERGENT EFFECTS FROM THIS ENORMOUS DESTUCTION OF CAPITAL, ITS NOT LIKE THERES A PRECEDENT FOR THE RULING CLASS PRIVATIZING GAIN'S AND SOCIALIZING THERE LOSSES, AND DA TEXT SAYS " I DONT OWN ANY STOCK'S, LOOKS LIKE I WAS RIGHT ONCE AGAIN - LOL , LMAO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Thankfully I've been preparing for economic collapse my whole life by never making enough money to live comfortably or have investments
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Alex Franqueira ✨🇱🇧 @alexfranq.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
A good motto to live by:
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graveworm unearther @waveform.observer · 19/03/2025
lawrence fishburne as morpheus in the first matrix movie where he's kinda laying the whole shebang down for neo the first time. it's in the speech bubble meme format, so it looks like he is saying the quoted post.
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