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Inventor of the “Aanand style” of eating pizza

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Aanand @aanand.style · 43m
Turned 43 for some reason
Photo of me holding a big gold helium balloon shaped like the letter A
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 4h
Incredibly good stuff here: defector.com/resident-evi...
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Accept The Expanding Ball Of Infected Corpses You Cannot Change | Defector
“Here are the main things you need to know about the Resident Evil games,” I explained to my friend Liz over the nonsense of the Digger trailer. “There’s a big outbreak of some kind of mutagenic virus...
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 2h
Sensify by Brembo
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Wubbles @wubbwarg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i brought up jet set radio in class with someone and my older millennial professor overheard me and looked back at me like this LMAOO
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the colonel ai from mgs2, all skeletonized
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Mac Themes Garden @macthemes.garden · 28/09/2026
M+ - coz morishita macthemes.garden/themes/aec02119483…
A preview of the Mac theme "M+" by "coz morishita"
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Devan Scott @dagscott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My latest: a defense of piracy in the name of film preservation. It's not often one gets commissioned to write one's dream piece, yet here we are! Featuring @damnfoolcrusade.bsky.social @jamesflowerfilm.bsky.social and @willaharlowross.bsky.social
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Pirating the Pirates
Notes from the underground of film preservation.
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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JLP @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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Aanand @aanand.style · 26/09/2026
That’s all Welwyn Goode,
Maps screenshot of Goode Sport Ltd in Welwyn Garden City
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Permit data artistry with your stunning info? 😃 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 ✨ Surrender my personals ✨ 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 🤮ᵃˢˢᵉʳᵗ ᵐʸ ᶜʳᵘᵈᵉ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ🤮
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Aanand @aanand.style · 24/09/2026
Accidentally Mandelbrotted my Foodtown crewneck
Heather grey Foodtown-branded crewneck with a water stain that looks a bit like the Mandelbrot set
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BensDecoy @bensdecoy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Breathe the pressure, Come play my geoguesser
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bad?
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Mac Themes Garden @macthemes.garden · 20/09/2026
CyberTech - William Neidow macthemes.garden/themes/fe069e0c223…
A preview of the Mac theme "CyberTech" by "William Neidow"
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
but if you are mister sinister/ the x-men will administer/ a beating that will put an end/ to all your plans of global domination
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Aanand @aanand.style · 17/09/2026
Harking word, or wordly harking?
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Dan @ufovictim.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
🚨 Your blokes are doing fuck all! 🚨 Activate your blokes to keep them hearty. 🚨 To activate a bloke, right-click and assign them to a pint.
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Aanand @aanand.style · 17/09/2026
Inventing a new thing called “The Grimmise”. Not sure what it is yet
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pink's actions in all this have been a tremendous disappointment. I guess the only enlightened one in the group was Roger Waters.
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Aanand @aanand.style · 15/09/2026
It’s Toat Tuesday
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Aanand @aanand.style · 15/09/2026
Every “did a ___ write this” joke I’ve seen has fallen far short of the original
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Aanand @aanand.style · 11/09/2026
Preventing vibe-coded contributions to an open source project by committing a CLAUDE dot md containing the full text of Moby Dick
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Aanand @aanand.style · 10/09/2026
The other night we were up way too late but Emily kept saying she was having a “big time”. She was watching Instagram reels
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Aanand @aanand.style · 09/09/2026
MotherWave
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Aanand @aanand.style · 09/09/2026
The folding iPhone looks really weird and that’s nice because it’s been far too long since Apple put out something really weird
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Aanand @aanand.style · 09/09/2026
I love finding an old movie ticket in a pocket because it helps me remember what I wore to that movie. For example, now I know I wore these Engineered Garments shorts to Weapons
A ticket for Weapons and a pair of shorts
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Aanand @aanand.style · 09/09/2026
I hate small talk.
I wanna talk about whether you know anything about an illicit power generator.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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Aanand @aanand.style · 08/09/2026
Yiiiiikes
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes.
On-screen text reads: "It should be on the back of the package."
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Tony Gowland @tonygowland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Viz top tip reading: “Tech enthusiasts. Save money on expensive Meta Glasses by buying a pair of normal glasses and then adding your name to the Sex Offenders Register.”
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Aanand @aanand.style · 06/09/2026
I don’t give a damn or even a crap
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Aanand @aanand.style · 05/09/2026
Accidentally made a Backrooms game (motion sickness warning)
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 05/09/2026
“Wait! Wait! … Don’t open that brand of beer!”
“Wait! Wait! … Don’t open that brand of beer!”
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Aanand @aanand.style · 05/09/2026
Computers used to have MMX technology
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Bayesian" means "from the Bay Area".
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/09/2026
Palm Tree Fires Off Warning Coconut
Palm Tree Fires Off Warning Coconut
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Aanand @aanand.style · 03/09/2026
I can’t get my head around floating point numbers. Like I understand that it’s not wasteful to use them for values that stay within a certain range like 0-1, but it still FEELS wasteful
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Due to the unique way the BBC is funded by you we can have a man stand in the sea wearing a shirt harassing desperate people fleeing Afghanistan
screenshot from BBC News of people seeking asylum on a dinghy in Orange high there’s a BBC reporter in a white shirt holding a Mic stands in the sea talking to them
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Aanand @aanand.style · 02/09/2026
So far MGS4 is exactly what I remember, but it has its moments (playboy mag + sleep grenade)
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sleep talking boyfriend expectations: No… This is wrong… You’re her best friend! Sleep talking boyfriend reality: [unintelligible] [unintelligible] the mizzenmast
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just a quick tutorial. Watch in full screen landscape so you don’t miss any tips! ❌⭕️❌⭕️
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