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@palmer2themax.bsky.social
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o/` You know my name... o/` The Judge He/Him Philly sports, whisky, travel, card games, #WeAre I went to a party but only on principle

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itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach.bsky.social · 12h
All due respect to our great blue cities across the nation - all wonderful places to be! - but nowhere is going to deliver on the Day When It Finally Happens like our hatin’ asses in Philadelphia.
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Palmer @palmer2themax.bsky.social · 18h
"Magnets. How do they work?"
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Lin Manuel Miranda is the new Homer” is an uncomfortable truth I’m afraid we must bear
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i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans
USED to be able to memorize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.
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literallywhonobody.bsky.social @literallywhonobody.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Joke about JK Rowling being an anti-trans psychopath.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nobody find this guy. Don't make us learn another thing about him. No podcast appearances, no visits to Good Day Philadelphia. Just let this bloated drunk struggling to spit out "unstmost" be a beautiful uncomplicated thing, thank you
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026
man I would like one fucking electorate - one! - to remember that fascism is bad for more than five minutes at a time
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the thing about impeaching Vought is that it will ruin his life. pull his kids and wife in for sixteen hour depositions. refer them all for perjury. scream in his face. when you're done, if it didn't work, do it again.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dropkick murphys fans not fuckin around
Girl wearing a shirt that says I.C.E. Can gargle my balls
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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The current level of political animosity is exactly what one would expect to see if an extremist faction attempted to rescind the hard-earned rights of the vast majority of the country’s citizens." There are not enough exclamation points to convey how I felt reading this paragraph
Screenshot of article which reads: From this perspective, the “both sides” frame falls apart. The prob-
lem is not that the parties are divided. The problem is the existential 
threat that a reempowered ethnonationalist strain poses to pluralistic 
U.S. democracy writ large. The current level of political animosity is 
exactly what one would expect to see if an extremist faction attempted 
to rescind the hard-earned rights of the vast majority of the country’s 
citizens. The only way to re-oppress most of a country is to use anti-
democratic and authoritarian tactics. And the only way to oppose those 
tactics is to push back as a population and clearly reject them. This is 
the argument happening in the United States, and its pathology is not 
anger—it is the movement to undermine a generation of rights.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i dislike this thing where people on the left keep saying that people are only ugly because they are evil. michael tracey is ugly because he is apparently trying to grow combover mullet dreadlocks
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/10/2026
this is the rudest ad I’ve ever seen in my life and I love it so much
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Palmer @palmer2themax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That wasn't a strike either.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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Palmer @palmer2themax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What do you mean the Flyers and Penguins aren’t here?
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Palmer @palmer2themax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Walk em off!
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Palmer @palmer2themax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Elite lol
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Palmer @palmer2themax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know character limits make you choose which grammatical war crimes you're willing to live with, but I deadass thought this headline was calling Lanae Erikson an incel.
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Palmer @palmer2themax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the Eagles needs to cheap shot Ben Johnson. Make him spend a series in the blue tent
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CeeDee Lamb's reaction
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Palmer @palmer2themax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can't believe they actually earned their way in #phillies
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Palmer @palmer2themax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He did last year, and that's why he got canned, lol
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Maggie's Farm @slowdog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Universities are, in a lot of ways, vaccines. They innoculate for societal disease. And they are victims of the same conservative gamesmanship: Attack attack attack, then ride in and pretend you are going to restore the very trust that you destroyed.
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Palmer @palmer2themax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Allow me to retort
static.klipy.com
Revolution Guillotine
Alt: Revolution Guillotine
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Palmer @palmer2themax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fell into a Wiki hole of looking at stuff Horace Trumbauer designed around here. Man was prolific!
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Palmer @palmer2themax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Surprised I saw this and it wasn't from @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wow the ny times did their little interview thing about the Phillies in September
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would imply I can’t vote for Trump because I think he’s bisexual. ‘Always talking about big strong men, how handsome they are…look behind closed doors is fine, but not in the White House.”
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Palmer @palmer2themax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once you hit 65 you should have to take a test annually to be allowed to access the internet. Joyce Carol Oates? Mel Brooks? Still perfectly competent. Cleese? Trump? Absolutely brain fried.
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Cai @annenotation.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Actually, the only thing that will save us is making it untenable to be a horrible crank. We should be dunking, and dunking hard, on cranks in our community. Cranks poison out ability to thrive and people need to learn how to spot them, and eject them.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026
When you’re too conservative for this guy….
Jacob Rees-Mogg in his outfit
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m glad she stayed on X because if she was mostly Bluesky it’d be like having an apex predator in a rural village. She’s got all she can eat over there and the victims deserve it.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026
RIP to Chris Christie’s 2028 campaign, murdered by an octogenarian mere hours after launch
Joyce Carol Oates • @JoyceCarolOates
really, this is a serious question: why on earth would Chris Christie imagine that anyone, anywhere, ever would want him to run for President? what sparks such a delusion? granted, his wife might enjoy having him out of the house & on the campaign trail; but better just get an inexpensive hobby instead.
Joyce Carol Oates • @JoyceCarolOates •1h
New Jersey thinks not, x.com/ianjaeger29/st...
10:22PM • 9/22/26 • 966 Views
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Riverboat Chris @riverboatchris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Help I have lost my political sway because my former cocaine dealer dropped out of a political race just for being a rapist and now the new guy won't listen to my friends or I! Mods! Mods!!
Ryan Grim complaining about a NY Mag article where former Jackson staffers complain that Jackson brought in out of state professional staffers for a campaign of  national significance.
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Palmer @palmer2themax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just more proof of the absolute trash that Billboard's metrics are right now. Shit music liked by shit people in shit states.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the current hiring discourse is reminding me of the hard-won lesson that if someone is extremely technically skilled but an obstinate arrogant nightmare to work with, they will absolutely be a net negative to your project or kill it. you can train someone you work with but you cannot socialize them
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is funny how, after all the AJ Brown drama, the one part of this Eagles team that’s unquestionably working is the WR Corps
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 20/09/2026
like, literally, this is the same people this year saying that we should not vote Democrat because Democrats are allegedly not pro-trans and we owe it to trans people to abstain, who *directly said in 2024 that we owed it to Palestinians to vote for trans kids to suffer*
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imagine making this argument while spending your time on social media instead of spinning wool or mending something, like you'd have been doing prior to labor saving devices
No technological advancement produced less labor, because, despite the marketing, they were never intended to. They were meant to increase productivity for Capital; no produce leisure for workers.
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Stephen Rodrick @stephenrodrick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today, I had the opportunity to talk with Terry Bradshaw. I told him about crying as a 6-yr-old as a Raiders fan over the Immaculate Reception. Bradshaw: Oh man I'm sorry. Me: You're not really sorry are you? Bradshaw [cackling] Nah, not sorry at all that's just what polite people say.
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Palmer @palmer2themax.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*shitty country music voice* Go birds, DH
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The reason not to triangulate against trans people isn't that it's bad politics (although I believe it is) or unnecessary (although I believe it is). It's because YOU MUST NOT ABANDON THE VULNERABLE TO DEPRAVED PEOPLE WHO WILL DO THEM HARM. If we will, what's the point of anything else we do?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026
to be clear, because I have a lot of trans friends and I do not want to cause unnecessary freakouts, I think dems presently are very far away from where labour is and I do not believe the party as a whole is meaningfully moving in that direction but we have to make sure they don't take that path
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Don't bring your union rep" means, incidentally, you should DEFINITELY bring your union rep. It's one of those sentences like "Don't discuss your salary with your coworkers" that means you absolutely need to do the opposite, immediately.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Republicans, in their infinite wisdom, left a big gambling loophole in the Medicaid work requirements. I'm no fan of the gambling industry, but if you are on Medicaid and struggling to deal with the work requirements, taking a $580 bet on both sides of an outcome is one way of getting around them.
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Palmer @palmer2themax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good job rook
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
losing an election isn't deterence imprisoning them & institutional reform is deterence
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Jill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have just this moment realized that folks are now regularly using "EA" to refer to effective altruism, which clears up a lot of confusion I've recently had about what the hell is going on at the company that makes The Sims.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 17/09/2026
It's hilarious that "the initial work and underlying philosophy of this massive defense-linked American industry came from a small group of sorta racist californians who were super into esoteric sex cultism" is not enough to pin down what industry you're talking about
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