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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026

“trump will destroy everything he cannot own in perpetuity” is one reason i am filled with dread over 2028

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026

PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.

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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

i think the last maybe 30 years, if that, are the first in human history where there has emerged anything like a strong norm against childfucking, and that unevenly

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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

George Lucas: War driven by taxation of outlying systems Traditional authorities corrupt Gamblers secretly run everything Palpatine does a J6 Drone warfare Prophet of our time

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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

"US military is arguably in its worst state ever." Yeah, no, this is an absolutely cooked take. The early post-Vietnam/post-draft years were a rolling disaster in a whole other dimension.

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Napoleon Bonarpant @palehorsebeholder.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Jacob Rees-Moog is like if Strom Thurmond dressed like Colonel Sanders

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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

New temperance movement: actually it was better when you had to go to a guy named Gino who would break your legs in order place a bet

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I for one have always been pro-haruspicy and I think it’s finally time to have The Conversation

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The first part is doing the investigations. The second part is making them mean something: if you’re found to have helped assist a corrupt prosecution, your life as you know it should be over. The investigations only matter if they have stakes.

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Napoleon Bonarpant @palehorsebeholder.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Maybe honor killings are good, in some circumstances

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

from the video (on FB) bro got off his electric unicycle (lol) when he heard cries for help and just kind of maneuvered to give the woman a chance to get away. he didn't even end up having to fight the guy. peak performance www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/g...

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Good Samaritan describes helping stop Georgetown attempted sexual assault

A man leaving an early morning showing of the new Spider-Man movie at the AMC Georgetown sprang into action to help a woman yelling for help from the bushes in the nearby waterfront park.

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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

he's a video game streamer turned pundit whose takes are informed by a warmed over millennial understanding of Chomskyist campism. this makes him more directionally correct than like 80% of federal dem electeds older than 50 and 100% of the MSM, but it also means he's really stupid

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Love drone footage of new builds in exurban Texas, gives me a very particular kind of dread to look at that is hard to replicate with other photos.

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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

We will never forgive Haitians for killing their masters. Centuries of exploitation, ruinous debt, invasion, murder, rape of their country. For the crime of being Black and wanting to be free.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/08/2026

i'm sick of the liars and the bull shit you see on social media. taco bell is NOT the same 4 ingredients wrapped in different shapes. they actually innovate the menu a lot. but you won't see them say that on the fake fucking news

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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

your son-in-law broke your infant granddaughter's collarbone. have any thoughts about that?

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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Scoop: Schumer stopped by a fundraiser last night in DC for SCOTT COLOM, Dem Senate candidate in deep-red Mississippi, per two sources. Colom is facing GOP Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith. (Fun fact: Colom was nominated by Biden for a federal judgeship and blocked by… Cindy Hyde-Smith.)

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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody

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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 30/07/2026

I need Christopher Nolan to keep adapting towering works of literature as a sort of Keynesian stimulus for literary culture.

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Man this is awful. This was a sincere question. I was happy with the discussion that came out of it. But I wake up this morning to nonstop abuse, because one of Bluesky’s cult-like figures has (pretty unfairly) attacked me as not understanding people need food. This isn’t good or sustainable!

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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I agree with Woke Bill Kristol. Hegseth controls the DC National Guard, Clayton controls the DNI, Patel controls the FBI, and Blanche controls the DOJ. Each of the powers centers that held against the violent J6 coup are now completely controlled by Trump loyalists.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Exclusive from me — Daniel Moraff, one of the political operatives behind Graham Platner's rise and fall, has been accused of sexual assault. Full story here:

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Exclusive: Political operative behind Graham Platner's rise accused of sexual assault

A spokesperson for Daniel Moraff said: “Any suggestion that he committed a criminal offence is false and without foundation."

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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 27/07/2026

Why is there a picture of Jimmy Neutron

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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Like 22% of this website thinks Bashear should risk being impeached so that this sack of shit could be a Senator.

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Tony Stark @tonystark.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

This was actually the original slopulist politics.

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Napoleon Bonarpant @palehorsebeholder.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The historically accurate version of the Odyssey is just a middle aged Greek guy having a weird PTSD episode at dinner

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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

If you don't understand this reference, it's because Josh Shapiro was photographed signing 155mm shells made in PA with Zelenskyy because those shells were destined for Ukraine where they would be used on Russian invaders but a bunch of people alleged those shells were actually going to Israel

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

i am going to use several volunteer furries to make a "full-length movie" of that myth where Zeus fucks a swan that is "historically accurate" by the end of my motel reservation.

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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Andy Burnham is currently being given the access codes for the national computer. It was designed by Charles Babbage inn 1867, is made out of zinc, crystal, and the heart of Lord Nelson, and is located seven miles below the crypt of Westminster Abbey.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Can’t you just have an alcohol problem like normal, what happened to that? Was it wokeness?

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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Greek soldiers rampage out of large walled horse WHY IT MATTERS: the towers of Ilium have been toppled ZOOM IN: this is great news for MENELAUS, bad news for PRIAM SPLIT SCREEN: Cassandra vindicated but it’s Odysseus who gets the win

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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs

cover of newsweek magazine shows three mysterious people standing together in dramatic shadows. the text reads “Bisexuality. Not gay. Not straight. A new sexual identity emerges.”

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Napoleon Bonarpant @palehorsebeholder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The recent Cuba reporting has 100% convinced me that an enterprising analyst could 100% successfully pitch the Bay of Pigs invasion plan to Marco Rubio

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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

KulakAnnhilator420: it's actually extremely problematic for you to assume that rural farm owners don't have revolutionary potential. this is the problem with liberals.

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Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

We ripped that 2015 study to shreds-research design to data collection to research operations to findings-when I was a senior fellow at SOCOM. Hopkins Advanced Physics Lab (APL) has one overarching objective: fleecing the US military out of as much money per contract award for as long as possible.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/07/2026

if taco bell is giving you the runs then you need more fiber in your diet

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Murdered. ICE Murdered a 3rd person in a week.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

* MEXICO HAS FILED CRIMINAL COMPLAINTS WITH STATE PROSECUTORS IN U.S. OVER DEATHS OF CITIZENS IN IMMIGRATION CUSTODY -- STATEMENT * MEXICAN GOVERNMENT HAS ALSO SENT CEASE-AND-DESIST LETTERS TO U.S. DETENTION CENTERS WHERE NATIONALS HAVE DIED -- STATEMENT @reuters.com

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Napoleon Bonarpant @palehorsebeholder.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Taking this opportunity to point out that Trump is right around the same age his dad was when he began outwardly showing signs of dementia

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/07/2026

this is “pete hegseth wants an all-white military”

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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 10/07/2026

i don't like to pick fights on the internet. but i also don't like the tendency i've seen on here to whitewash what was actually said on 10/8. here, for instance, is what the people's forum had to say about 10/7: that it was heroic, liberatory, righteous.

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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Incredibly funny

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

i didn't know this before, but soccer players are constantly being grievously injured and they spend much of their time on the field near death. i think that they should ban soccer and legalize the magical spray which heals them.

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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Freedom 250 is giving

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Getting in some good old fashioned kid trouble is better than falling down an online right wing radicalization rabbit hole.

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