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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 3h
The recycling and trash holes lead to the same bin
Photo of a trash can with two holes, one for waste and one for recycling, all leading to the same giant trash container
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Space Man @spaceds8008s.bsky.social · 6h
the DMCA is evil. It a HUGE reason as to why we have "big tech" at all. Because "breaking a digital lock" is a felony, thats why there arent as many well developed free alternatives to stuff you hate. It needs to be repealed. I will vote for whoever wants to destroy it.
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Beowolftone @beowolftone.bsky.social · 5h
As a resident of Alabama, I am disappointed in what Mamdani has done for me
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The Spectre Of Communism 👻 @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 13h
oh my fucking actual god people think that eduardo paes didnt do enough for people in nova iguaçu paes was mayor of rio. nova iguaçu is an entirely other city. how is he going to govern another city.
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 6h
Sorry to share this. people are discussing their bathroom strats now. one player who's been going for about 30 hours says hes been shitting in a bucket and his wife has been emptying the bucket out
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 6h
You can buy a huge media conglomerate with money you don't have using leveraged debt you'll never pay off and then immediately start firing its workers, but people will still say that capitalism is compatible with democracy and is capable of "reform" or "regulation"
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🥀 Serana 🥀 @serana666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a skeleton weightlifting with text that says “‘my body is a machine that DOESN’T work very good”
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Yuri Albuquerque @yurialbuquerque.dev · 6h
Quem falou que ele vai querer fazer uma Constituinte acertou, olha só. www.metropoles.com/brasil/flavi...
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Flávio promete “mudar Constituição para redemocratizar o país”
Candidato do PL comemorou ter conquistado maioria no Senado Federal e na Câmara dos Deputados e prometeu mudanças na legislação
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minhoca roxa freando o nacional desenvolvimentismo @saborovsky.bsky.social · 14h
Não, mores, eu não vou ressignificar o significado de "conservador" pra parecer uma galera palatável e pouco radical, porque é isso o que conservadores são com a gente que é minoria Tô pouco me fodendo pros seus avós conservadores do bem
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 20h
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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The Legend of Vini @vinigressana.bsky.social · 15h
O Luciano Huck literalmente divulgou na TV uma plataforma arquitetada pelo Peter Thiel pra direcionar voto pra direita e tem galera falando que foi culpa de pauta identitária
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FlanCortes@NYCC#J-37 @flancortes.bsky.social · 10h
Heart of the Cards✨️⚡️
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álvaro siza @zema.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
votar infelizmente é uma atividade que reúne os principais interesses do idoso filho da puta - sair de casa - formar fila - furar fila - reclamar - falar a própria idade - prejudicar os outros
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit
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Myr @paladinossauro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish there was a "Reskeet only to the freaks" option
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Jailed for violating banking laws", much like Hitler met his end after losing a battle with suicidal ideation.
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It has been noted.
A bunny tells a group of other bunnies, "many of you are callous".
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Baterista Triste @rntoae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Foda é ter que esperar uns 20 anos pra alguém publicar que foi um golpe midiático/neopentecostal e ser taxado de maluco até lá
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Puraingresia @fsmcruz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PRA REFLETIRMOS. O deputado + votado do Brasil é um cara que publicou um laudo falsificado da Polícia Federal e ficou por isso mesmo. Imprensa noticiou timidamente e a justiça eleitoral deixou correr frouxo. Ia falar que este é o tamanho nosso buraco, mas direi que é a magnitude do nosso desafio.
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Cecília Olliveira @cecillia.com.br · 05/10/2026
Bancada Master: DF elegeu 12 dos 15 deputados que aprovaram compra do banco do Vorcaro pelo BRB Dos 15, 11 foram reeleitos. amadomundo.com/conheca-12-d...
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Conheça os 12 deputados da 'bancada Master' eleitos no DF
Dos 15 distritais que aprovaram a compra do Master pelo BRB, 11 foram reeleitos. A 'bancada Master' também teve Thiago Manzoni (PL) "promovido" a federal
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Gustavo Mano @mano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Se a população brasileira não compreendeu a gravidade do caso do Banco Master e não é capaz de associar isso aos agentes políticos que foram responsáveis, isso é por inteira culpa da imprensa hegemônica que foi incapaz de levar o BÁSICO da informação ao povo. E não houve nenhum acidente aqui.
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Misael ✊🏿✊🏻 (Dél) filiado ao PT-Socialista até os ossos.🇧🇷🇨🇺🇵🇸🇻🇳🇨🇳 @misael1965barboza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Esse artifício do púlpito vazio é uma prerrogativa que a Globo reserva exclusivamente a Lula. A emissora cancelou o debate e jogou a culpa no presidente, quando quem fugiu de última hora foi Flávio Bolsonaro, candidato dela, globo. Se Flávio não tivesse desistido, o debate teria sido mantido.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you’re not doing this, you’re leaving gains on the table.
The image is a satirical illustration of a sperm cell with muscular arms flexing. The text reads, "Ejaculixir Home Brewing Kit. Ferment your semen into the most powerful complete protein elixir known to man." The background is a dark, swirling pattern.
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Myr @paladinossauro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For a group of people who is so eager to block access to certain medications because of potential side effects Doctors are also WAY too often omissive and uninformative on the side effects of the medications they DO choose to prescribe.
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Myr @paladinossauro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Com a ilha do Epstein, os eventos de sexo pra techbros/racionalistas, e as festas do Vorcaro nunca esteve em tanta evidência e clareza a cultura do estupro.
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USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Soviet poster "Neoglobalist" "This is how he sees the world in his delirious dreams. It won't work!", 1980
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Kanna Banana 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @kanna-banana.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
roses are red they grow on the ground
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone asked me to draw her happy, so here she is painting a Warhammer guy
Louise the Deer paints warhammer guy. There are bandages where her antlers used to be
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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saoirse @saixrose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm once again at high risk of sleeping on the street, emergency commissions are open, prices negotiable
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Myr @paladinossauro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More shit needs to be explicitly gay as fuck. Stop being cowards.
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Laerte @laertecoutinho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saiu na Folha @folha.com Mais tiras com MULHER-ELEFANTE aqui: manualdominotauro.blogspot.com/search/label...
Tira de Laerte, em 5 quadrinhos, com a Mulher-elefante - uma mulher cujo rosto tem uma tromba e duas presas como de um elefante.
1) A Mulher-elefante está sentada a uma mesa de bar e agita a mão chamando: “Garçom! Garçom! GARÇOM!”
2) Garçom, mal-humorado, se aproxima. Mulher-elefante pergunta, fazendo charme: “Não está me reconhecendo?” - o garçom responde: “Não.”
3) A Mulher-elefante diz: “Sou a Mulher-elefante…” - o garçom a interrompe: “O que quer?” - ela diz: “O cardápio.”
4) Garçom se afasta, informando: “Está no QR code.” - Mulher-elefante espia um selinho grudado no tampo da mesa.
5) A Mulher-elefante apoia o rosto nas mãos e diz: “Odeio QR code.”
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the hardest things about being a cyclist is dealing with the nagging feeling that a serious crash is inevitable. Because you can indeed do everything "right" and it still does not matter.
I followed every precaution and it didn’t matter

New to biking here

I started in July around the time of the fatal car crash with that biker. That and hearing everyone who bikes to work tell me that they have had horrid experiences with cars was disheartening. 

I made sure to only use protected routes. I take Southwest corridor for basically my whole trip and even though it adds so much more time to my commute, it makes me feel safe. 

None of that mattered because at some point, even for a second you will hit the main road. And you will always lose to the 4 ton machine. I got hit by a car parking in the bike lane. He was more concerned with his car than the fact that I could have my life potential altered forever because he was looking at his phone. And at the end of the day, the police can literally choose to not respond to your 911 call and you get stuck with medical bills. 

It’s hard to have a conversation about sharing the road when people in cars feel entitled to do whatever they want and the only person who’s ever in danger is the biker. I love biking in this city and I have found a really love and joy for the outdoors because of it. Now I am terrified to even get on a bike lane, even if there is one, if it’s shared with the main road.
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[experiences minor inconvenience] a terrible fate has befallen me
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404 Media @404media.co · 28/09/2026
Human contractors are reviewing Copilot users’ prompts and uploaded images, 404 Media has learned. The contractors are also bombarded with users’ requests for sexual AI images. @evystadium.bsky.social has more. Sccop here by @josephcox.bsky.social: www.404media.co/humans-readi...
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cuddles
comic about two puppies named Oregano and Basil cuddling. Basil says; "I love you, Oregano" to Oregano in the first panel. the second panel, Basil says; "I wish I could latch onto your flesh and merge with you like a Ceratioidei(deep sea anglerfish)" much to Oregano's discomfort and dismay
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 28/09/2026
give every young woman $50.000 legal impunity and a gun
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Diabetus @diabetus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 9 games
"My 9 Games. The 9 Games That Shaped Who I am" A 3x3 grid where each block shows various game titles from the Meet n Fuck cinematic universe
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Santi (strudel era) @santi.codes · 27/09/2026
The Internet Archive is one of the most heroic feats humanity has ever pulled off and you should be more grateful for it.
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
dudes rock
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bro I’m watching a tv show and they named the woman who solves crimes Solverston. Ace Attorney ass
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Cris @crisvector.com · 25/09/2026
Essa semana aprendemos duas coisas importantes: 1- sim, uma rede social pode remover conteúdo rapidamente, quando convém, nem precisa de "procedimento interno" pra isso 2- sim, a grande imprensa TODA pode se unir para condenar o que eles entendem por "fake news" de forma bem rápida, quando convém
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Im getting Anti-UN ads from the government of Israel on the fuckin red dead fandom wikia
Anti-UN ads from the government of Israel on the fuckin red dead fandom wikiaAnti-UN ads from the government of Israel on the fuckin red dead fandom wikia
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Bertoni @thebertoni.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sketch preto e branco de uma Morticia Addams lobo guará e um Gomez Addams cachorro vinagre, desenho acentua a diferença de altura dos dois bichos, lobo guará altissimo e cachorro vinagre baixote.
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Figured out.
A woman points to a devil and says, "you are evil". The devil replies, "whaaat aha no - how did you know?"The woman holds herself sheepishly and says, "I guess I just have really high IQ idk".
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Character portraits, free use
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
post by me on Feb 16, 2024

Learning to shut the fuck up is praxis.
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