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Calgary area, Zone 3 gardener ,cooking practitioner, slave to a judgy Chihuahua and a sweet old pyr, cloud psychologist. 🇨🇦

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“That there’s a damn shame, Bill. Yeah, no, sorry, I didn’t see anything. I was visiting my sister’s tree over on Morgan. I’ll ask around and let you know if I hear something, though. Geez, what a world, am I right? Anyway, your homeowners policy should cover it, no?”
A squirrel stands next to a partially-chewed pumpkin on a stoop.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Spinach Caesar salad >romaine Caesar salad. Added bonus for Canadian spinach over american romaine. 🇨🇦🍽️
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Pure chaos. Pretty chaos.
Garden with masses of cosmos and sweet peas and zinnias and amaranth.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Live your life so that upon your death people talk about you like they’re talking about Dolly Parton right now.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Another day of pretty
Pink cosmos flower Dappled pink sweet pea with water drops Candycane zinnia flower dappled pink and white Bouquet of cut sweet peas, zinnias and cosmos in a ceramic boot
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I grew some new (to me) cosmos varieties and I sure like these two. Cupcake and Apricotta. ❤️🌱
Cupcake cosmos flower Apricotta cosmos flower. 
Cosmos cupcake flower from the side
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My friend lost her 24+ year old cockatiel last week. I made (felted) her this little guy in Mojo's memory. We incorporate some of his feathers before I'm done. His tail and beak needs more work but he is definably fren shaped. ♥️
Felted  grey cockatiel with yellow head 
Felted cockatiel looking out the window.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's taken 4 years but my Showy Milkweed is finally flowering. I planted these from some pods I harvested from a wild plant found by medicine hat in 2020. 🌱🦋
Showy Milkweed in a Calgary garden has finally flowered.
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Ursula K. Le Guin @ursulakleguin.com · 29/06/2026
We're thrilled to present the shortlist for the 2026 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction:
A bouquet of flowers next to a stack of books that includes:

Audition by Pip Adam (Coffee House Press)
Sunward by William Alexander (Saga Press)
Call and Response by Christopher Caldwell (Neon Hemlock)
Midnight Timetable by Bora Chung, translated by Anton Hur (Algonquin)
The Works of Vermin by Hiron Ennes (Tor Books)
Notes from a Regicide by Isaac Fellman (Tor Books)
Mad Sisters of Esi by Tashan Mehta (DAW Books)
One Message Remains by Premee Mohamed (Psychopomp)
Slow Gods by Claire North (Orbit)
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I grow these Sugar Daddy petunias from seed for my dad every year. They're his favorite flower. This year they seem extra happy before they're transplanted into his pots. 🌱
A tray of sugar daddy petunias grown from seed awaiting transplanting into deck pots.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I have found the most beautiful ice cream in the world. 🍽️🍜🥰
Peach ice cream shaped like a peach. Grape ice cream shaped like grapes
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Puget Sound Whale Sightings @pugetsoundwhales.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🧡♥️💜 Sat, May 2 Humpbacks are arriving to their Salish Sea home. Pioneering great grandmother of all time, Big Mama, returned this week. We don't see her inland Puget Sound, but do see others (Two Spot being a fave) & they are magnificent. 📸 Most beloved Two Spot. By Janine Harles 10/2021. #psws
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Aaaanyhow...... Perhaps fancy feet will make things better.
Bailey the Pyrenees dog laying on his cuddle and bed and smiling as he shows off his front feet/hands crossed in a very fancy manner.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Spring better hurry up. My plants want to go outside. 🌱Descriptions in Alt text. A new tray of cosmos and zinnias hides in the front.
Cherry bomb peppers, basil, oregano and parsley seedlings growing like mad under the lights inside waiting for spring.  Sugar daddy petunias in the front tray.  Mortgage lifter tomatoes and various flower seedlings under grow lights inside waiting for spring. Flowers include Love Lies Bleeding amaranth, Livingston Daisies, Super cascade petunias, rudbeckia, Icelandic poppies.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I am so very happy to see that the public backlash against the cancellation before release has succeeded! youtu.be/H-43VeYGiPM?...
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Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Bailey had a spa day today. He's been contacted by an agent to work as a hand model. @darthbluesky.bsky.social
A large white Pyrenees dog fresh from the groomer all fluffy and handsome. Close up of Bailey the Pyrenees freshly trimmed dog hands.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit
portable toilet support frame
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
post an image you saved because it makes you laugh:
James Webb "Pillars of Creation" photo of the Eagle Nebula but all the pillars have googly eyes. so simple yet it makes me laugh like a hyena coming out of anesthesia
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why Everyone Is Leaving Him youtu.be/PhpH36ZZX1I
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Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why Everyone Is Leaving Him
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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Nick Slawicz @ellingtonelms.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.
A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Bunny cakes for world peace 🕊️🍽️
Individual angel food cakes decorated for Easter.  stabilized whipped cream icing, bunny ears in marshmallows and a nest of Easter eggs on top.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter. Time again for my favorite post. Thank you @chrissimpsons.bsky.social for your genius. ❤️
Freakish bunnies feeding Easter eggs to Jesus. One bunny says  I laid this one. Another says  Eat it Jesus. And the third just says Egg.
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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Hey Alberta! 📣 We created a poll on Alberta’s education system and charter schools, but we wanted the results heavily biased, so we only sent it to UCP members. If you’re NOT a UCP supporter, do NOT share this! unitedconservativecaucus.ca/surveys/educ... #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
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Education | United Conservative Caucus
Tell Us What You Think:
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Yes
Glass of Guinness
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Spotting a very attractive woman in the street today I gave her a big wolf whistle. At first she was startled, shocked even. But eventually she was flattered: She came to appreciate the fine Native American craftwork and slipped it into her purse.
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Luckily Toronto sports fans have trained for exactly this scenario.
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Colin Stuart 🔭 @colinstuartspace.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Astronauts used to carry a gun into space. Not for aliens. For bears. 🧵 (1/7) #astronomy #history Image: Stafford Space Museum
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british
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bikebike @bikebikeyyc.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Attention Co-Op Shoppers! Get in the game and make sure that loser Tyler Shandro doesn't end up on the board of your favorite grocery store. #calgary www.reddit.com/r/Calgary/co...
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From the Calgary community on Reddit: The grift that never stops grifting...
Posted by Mandon - 119 votes and 48 comments
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Dr.Lynora Saxinger @antibioticdoc.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
PSA In Alberta you now need to sign up to get public health advisories for your area. It is not clear to me if there will be regular media-social media public health announcements outside this process. See link: www.alberta.ca/publi...
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Explaining how this became an Olympic sport: "Mum, I'm going sledding today" "Fine, but take your brother with you." "But he doesn't have a sled?" 😂
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alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Crowd sings Oh Canada as Foreign Affairs Minister Anita Anand raises Canadian flag to officially open Canadian consulate in Nuuk, Greenland 🇨🇦🇬🇱
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Nurseriffic @nurseriffic.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Not sure if these study sites are close to you at all. You get a rapid swab for covid, adenovirus, influenza A and B and RSV. You can also opt to have the PCR done. Just found out kiddo's illness over the holidays was entero/rhinovirus. preparedcanada.org/locations/al...
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Alberta - PREPARED
Alberta Feeling sick? Find out what's causing it. Join our study for free viral testing and help Canadians by contributing to scientific research.Alberta is utilizing community pharmacies which are p...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year, Bluesky.
sensual Alf with fireworks
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alina pleskova @alinapleskova.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
the correct way to end the year, especially this year, is the ritual burning of xmas trees in the street in south philly. every time one finished burning, the crowd gleefully chanted, “ONE MORE TREE! ONE MORE TREE!” until, as if summoned, someone else came , parting the crowd & dragging another tree
Alina & Gina in front of Xmas tree fire The annual NYE burning of the Xmas trees in South Philly
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
New year's festivities have begun. Lemon pig has arrived.
A pig made from a lemon for good luck this new year's eve
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
A little Ukrainian fest for dinner tonight. Fresh made perogies, sausage and pelmeni. Served with butter, bacon, chives and onions. Also some fried and boiled dough bits so we don't waste a scrap 🍽️🍜
Turkey platter filled with home made perogies and pelmeni served with melted butter, chives, bacon and caramelized onions. A few fried and boiled dough bits for good measure and so not to waste a scrap.
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Nick Petrić Howe @nickpetrichowe.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
'Tis the season for some festive science songs. If you've ever wanted to hear someone sing about a dimunitive tyranosaur then now is your chance
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
THREAD. My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments. I've collected his work here...
Bridget the cat infiltrates the 'Abbey Road' cover shoot and becomes THE definitive fifth Beatle.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Christmas baking has begun🍽️ 🥰
Cherry pinwheel cookies. Raspberry thumbprint cookies  Tutti frutti cookies
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Author wrote best book he's ever written. Publisher disintegrated/fucked off with author's earnings. Book was finally published by new publisher. Author has bought two hardbacks, for full price, to give away, signed. Please repost/reply if you'd like a chance to win one.. bsky.app/profile/zygo...
Joe McLaren's fabulous cover of Everything Will Swallow You.

You might like the book if you like:
Folklore
Landscape
Stories of long-lasting friendship
The concept of circular time
The magic of old objects
Records
Tangles stories, with a strong connection to the earth
Jokes
Community
The sea
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Richard Pettigrew @wiglet1981.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22/11/2025
Gonna check in on Canada, where politics is more normal... I see there is a convoy headed to Ottawa to avenge a flock of dead ostriches
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I'm one week out from my surgery giving me two new hips. What a week it's been! I'm so happy I was able to do them at the same time and I'm so happy I worked really hard beforehand to make things easier on myself now. Getting around ok on crutch or walker. Pain is manageable and less than before.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
So after 5 years of waiting I'm getting 2 new hips tomorrow. Do you think if I asked nicely and brought a Ziplock the surgeon will give me old ones back?
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Bailey is very good at fork. 🥰 #chomp
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I bought vitamins today.
Shopping cart with 2   50 piece boxes of half price Halloween candy and 3 bags of rockets from the Halloween clearance rack. Oh. And also a bottle of vitamin d3
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I have decided that my only goal for 2026 is to somehow throw the first pitch at a Blue Jays game on behalf of @thebeaverton.com. We can make it happen, friends. I believe in us.
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