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Calgary area, Zone 3 gardener ,cooking practitioner, slave to a judgy Chihuahua and a sweet old pyr, cloud psychologist. 🇨🇦

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“That there’s a damn shame, Bill. Yeah, no, sorry, I didn’t see anything. I was visiting my sister’s tree over on Morgan. I’ll ask around and let you know if I hear something, though. Geez, what a world, am I right? Anyway, your homeowners policy should cover it, no?”
A squirrel stands next to a partially-chewed pumpkin on a stoop.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I want to know how you draw with such tiny delicate hands.♥️ #Dooneese
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Un-boxing gloves
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This has to be one of your best 🥰
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Spinach Caesar salad >romaine Caesar salad. Added bonus for Canadian spinach over american romaine. 🇨🇦🍽️
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Pure chaos. Pretty chaos.
Garden with masses of cosmos and sweet peas and zinnias and amaranth.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Live your life so that upon your death people talk about you like they’re talking about Dolly Parton right now.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We're building a wall of potatoes to keep out the poop lettuce, poop blueberries, poop sprouts and "product for ground beef". (Also probably poop beef)
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
These are so beautiful. We have a family of 6 Kestrels in our yard learning to hunt over the last week. ❤️
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Another day of pretty
Pink cosmos flower Dappled pink sweet pea with water drops Candycane zinnia flower dappled pink and white Bouquet of cut sweet peas, zinnias and cosmos in a ceramic boot
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Same! Been enjoying $1.50 hot dogs and pop since 1996. 🥰
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I grew some new (to me) cosmos varieties and I sure like these two. Cupcake and Apricotta. ❤️🌱
Cupcake cosmos flower Apricotta cosmos flower. 
Cosmos cupcake flower from the side
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They make the best jelly!
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Turning down the radio to park. Supper at 430. Bed at 830. I'm fully committed
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My friend lost her 24+ year old cockatiel last week. I made (felted) her this little guy in Mojo's memory. We incorporate some of his feathers before I'm done. His tail and beak needs more work but he is definably fren shaped. ♥️
Felted  grey cockatiel with yellow head 
Felted cockatiel looking out the window.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's taken 4 years but my Showy Milkweed is finally flowering. I planted these from some pods I harvested from a wild plant found by medicine hat in 2020. 🌱🦋
Showy Milkweed in a Calgary garden has finally flowered.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Happy Birthday!
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Ursula K. Le Guin @ursulakleguin.com · 29/06/2026
We're thrilled to present the shortlist for the 2026 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction:
A bouquet of flowers next to a stack of books that includes:

Audition by Pip Adam (Coffee House Press)
Sunward by William Alexander (Saga Press)
Call and Response by Christopher Caldwell (Neon Hemlock)
Midnight Timetable by Bora Chung, translated by Anton Hur (Algonquin)
The Works of Vermin by Hiron Ennes (Tor Books)
Notes from a Regicide by Isaac Fellman (Tor Books)
Mad Sisters of Esi by Tashan Mehta (DAW Books)
One Message Remains by Premee Mohamed (Psychopomp)
Slow Gods by Claire North (Orbit)
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Haha. It's making me crazy. How much are we paying to listen to her garbled frog voice squawking at us every 2 minutes?
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I saw some really cute mittens from old sweaters. DIY "Bernie" Style Up-Cycled Mittens - Made By Barb - make famous mitts share.google/NEs2N0EPNwuo...
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DIY "Bernie" Style Up-Cycled Mittens
Looking to make some of the Bernie style mittens? This easy pattern can use those up-cycled sweaters for the most unique and warm mittens
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I grow these Sugar Daddy petunias from seed for my dad every year. They're his favorite flower. This year they seem extra happy before they're transplanted into his pots. 🌱
A tray of sugar daddy petunias grown from seed awaiting transplanting into deck pots.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I have found the most beautiful ice cream in the world. 🍽️🍜🥰
Peach ice cream shaped like a peach. Grape ice cream shaped like grapes
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Nice
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Puget Sound Whale Sightings @pugetsoundwhales.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🧡♥️💜 Sat, May 2 Humpbacks are arriving to their Salish Sea home. Pioneering great grandmother of all time, Big Mama, returned this week. We don't see her inland Puget Sound, but do see others (Two Spot being a fave) & they are magnificent. 📸 Most beloved Two Spot. By Janine Harles 10/2021. #psws
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I did not know earwigs had wings. New nightmare level unlocked.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Aaaanyhow...... Perhaps fancy feet will make things better.
Bailey the Pyrenees dog laying on his cuddle and bed and smiling as he shows off his front feet/hands crossed in a very fancy manner.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Spring better hurry up. My plants want to go outside. 🌱Descriptions in Alt text. A new tray of cosmos and zinnias hides in the front.
Cherry bomb peppers, basil, oregano and parsley seedlings growing like mad under the lights inside waiting for spring.  Sugar daddy petunias in the front tray.  Mortgage lifter tomatoes and various flower seedlings under grow lights inside waiting for spring. Flowers include Love Lies Bleeding amaranth, Livingston Daisies, Super cascade petunias, rudbeckia, Icelandic poppies.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I am so very happy to see that the public backlash against the cancellation before release has succeeded! youtu.be/H-43VeYGiPM?...
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Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Bailey had a spa day today. He's been contacted by an agent to work as a hand model. @darthbluesky.bsky.social
A large white Pyrenees dog fresh from the groomer all fluffy and handsome. Close up of Bailey the Pyrenees freshly trimmed dog hands.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit
portable toilet support frame
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I hope it's not Tomorrow from Annie. It's stuck in my head now anyhow. 🤦
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
post an image you saved because it makes you laugh:
James Webb "Pillars of Creation" photo of the Eagle Nebula but all the pillars have googly eyes. so simple yet it makes me laugh like a hyena coming out of anesthesia
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why Everyone Is Leaving Him youtu.be/PhpH36ZZX1I
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Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why Everyone Is Leaving Him
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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Nick Slawicz @ellingtonelms.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.
A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Bunny cakes for world peace 🕊️🍽️
Individual angel food cakes decorated for Easter.  stabilized whipped cream icing, bunny ears in marshmallows and a nest of Easter eggs on top.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter. Time again for my favorite post. Thank you @chrissimpsons.bsky.social for your genius. ❤️
Freakish bunnies feeding Easter eggs to Jesus. One bunny says  I laid this one. Another says  Eat it Jesus. And the third just says Egg.
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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Hey Alberta! 📣 We created a poll on Alberta’s education system and charter schools, but we wanted the results heavily biased, so we only sent it to UCP members. If you’re NOT a UCP supporter, do NOT share this! unitedconservativecaucus.ca/surveys/educ... #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
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Education | United Conservative Caucus
Tell Us What You Think:
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
That's fun I've done 4 so far. Cheaper than therapy. 😂
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My reply was much less clever.
Ucp spam text and my reply with a curt fuck off.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Everything is just awful. It's so much less awful with you here. ❤️ Welcome back.
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Yes
Glass of Guinness
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Spotting a very attractive woman in the street today I gave her a big wolf whistle. At first she was startled, shocked even. But eventually she was flattered: She came to appreciate the fine Native American craftwork and slipped it into her purse.
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Luckily Toronto sports fans have trained for exactly this scenario.
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Colin Stuart 🔭 @colinstuartspace.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Astronauts used to carry a gun into space. Not for aliens. For bears. 🧵 (1/7) #astronomy #history Image: Stafford Space Museum
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british
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bikebike @bikebikeyyc.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Attention Co-Op Shoppers! Get in the game and make sure that loser Tyler Shandro doesn't end up on the board of your favorite grocery store. #calgary www.reddit.com/r/Calgary/co...
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From the Calgary community on Reddit: The grift that never stops grifting...
Posted by Mandon - 119 votes and 48 comments
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📍You Are Here 🇨🇦 @pahfoh.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I'll vote against him but is sure like an option to vote against their stupid whispering commercial as well. 🤬
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Dr.Lynora Saxinger @antibioticdoc.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
PSA In Alberta you now need to sign up to get public health advisories for your area. It is not clear to me if there will be regular media-social media public health announcements outside this process. See link: www.alberta.ca/publi...
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