Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 20hExciting! For too long incel separatists had to rely on their bigoted, intolerant, racist, rage-farmed interpersonal skills to try to find a soul mate. Now, they have their very own dating . . . whatever this is, to find the antivax, conspiracy theorist of their dreams! 6246
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 21hFor the last time: the UCP is NOT a separatist party! We just happen to have a lot of separatists who have taken over Constituency Associations, been elected MLAs, and have a leader who enjoys lowering the bar and changing laws to enable separatists. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...cbc.caUCP MLA says he’s voted in favour of Alberta holding binding referendum on independence | CBC NewsRed Deer-South MLA Jason Stephan says he has voted in favour of Alberta’s government proceeding with a legally binding referendum on separation, but adds he hopes to see Canada united if Alberta is “t... 35117
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 21hYour community and our environment deserve better than this. We are cracking down on illegal dumping and raising standards for higher-risk waste facilities. Break the law in Alberta and there will be serious consequences . . . . . . unless your in the oil & gas industry. #abpoli 22912
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 22hThis is exactly the kind of lazy “disabled” people my UCP wants to kick off AISH and put on ADAP. Why should we support this 18 year old when he is fully capable of gaining employment and contributing to society? What’s next? Popsicles for cancer kids? globalnews.ca/news/1208132...globalnews.caSeverely disabled 18-year-old denied AISH benefits — until media made aware | Globalnews.caDespite her son being unable to walk, talk and requiring 24/7 care, including an overnight nurse, Kristi Hall-Busque was dumbfounded when told by AISH that he was employable. 541070446
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Today, on the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation, we should remember the painful legacy of me doing numerous interviews with my favourite far-right media personality, Ezra Levant on his platform, Rebel “News” which actively promotes residential school denialism. #abpoli 1174
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Packed living rooms and Albertans who care about where this province is headed. The most affluent wealthy people telling me what is going on in their lives. How they struggle with affordability, finding private healthcare and schools for their kids. #abpoli #UCPCorruption 52717
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Good News Alberta! We found a way to raise tuition for programs we don’t like! If you want a degree in arts, philosophy, or environmental studies, we’re going to make YOU pay for it! In a UCP Alberta, we don’t want students who think for themselves. #abpoli #abed thegauntlet.ca/documents-sh...thegauntlet.caDocuments show proposed new tuition framework for Alberta’s studentsProposed tuition framework presented to student leaders in late August, may have considerable impact on arts education here in Alberta. 33114
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Alberta is growing we need to build for the future! We’re moving forward with high-speed rail connecting Calgary, Red Deer and Edmonton, instead of building public schools, funding healthcare, or helping seniors because my husband just LOVES trains! #abpoli #auCPCorruption 22813
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026FACT: BC, Sask, & ON don’t receive equalization either, but we don’t hear them complaining. FACT: Alberta gov’t equalization payment to Ottawa annually is: $0. FACT: The only way conservatives can win is when ABs are angry and misinformed! #abpoli #UCPCorruption #abreferendum 39551
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026God Bless America! God Bless our Lord and Saviour, Donald J. Trump! And God Bless all the right-wing Christians who always vote conservative and want Alberta to separate so we can join the US and follow Him! #abpoli #uspoli 4146
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t get what’s wrong with this image. It’s just Converse shoes. 🤷🏻♀️ I doubt separatist or anyone in my UCP will see anything wrong either. I heard Rebel “News” is making a t-shirt and will be selling it in February. #abpoli 1101
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026EXCITING! As part of our plan to educate youth in politics and their role in today’s society, my UCP created a video game that is sure to appeal to their interests. This game will help young people learn how to excel in Alberta politics! #abpoli #UCPCorruption 13311
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Great news Alberta! Over 610,000 Albertans signed up for mail-in ballots for my separatist referendum! Since my UCP changed election rules to prevent scrutiny and Cameron Davies leaked the voter database, you have no way to know if votes are legitimate! www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...ctvnews.caElections Alberta says referendum mail-in ballot applications surpass 610,000Elections Alberta says the number of mail-in ballots requested for next month’s referendum has surpassed 610,000. 34016
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Three great stops in Calgary! Started at the Int’l Pipeline Conference to speak to wealthy oil execs. Then over to the Calgary Chamber of Commerce to speak to more wealthy elites. Finished at a gathering hosted by Howard & Vicki speaking to more wealthy elites! #abpoli 1207
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This needs to stop! Anti-vaxxers truly are the most discriminated-against group that I’ve ever witnessed in my lifetime. #abpoli 2176
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hey Alberta! 📣 Remember when I said cutting the fuel tax isn’t worthwhile (even though we did it before) because oil companies just jack up the lower price? Well, we’re cutting fuel taxes anyway! And thanks for giving my trustworthy UCP gov’t your banking info! #abpoli 55225
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Trump's announcement of getting potash from Belarus instead of Canada could be very worrying for Canada if Belarus had any potash to spare. But that won't stop conservatives and right-wing influencers from trying to scare everyone with lies and disinformation! #abpoli 0229
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I want to thank UCP President, Rob Smith, for spreading the word to all UCP CAs, members, and supporters that despite my public statements, my $4M advertising campaign is deliberately worded to encourage Albertans to: Vote Yes to the Nine! #abpoli #UCPCorruption #abreferendum 1144
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Why do we need scrutineers for a referendum? It’s not a real election and not like our most recent voter list was leaked to the most unscrupulous separatist with a history of violating election laws. What’s the worst that could happen? #abpoli #UCPCorruption albertapolitics.ca/2026/09/as-d...albertapolitics.caAs divisive separation vote nears, UCP suddenly changes voter list rules, hampering scrutineers - Alberta PoliticsAs Alberta careens toward a chaotic and divisive vote on separation seemingly drafted to discourage the United Conservative Party’s dominant separatist faction from trying to force Premier Danielle Sm... 33912
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So glad to have you on the payroll to help spread fear, uncertainty, doubt and a lot of disinformation for the upcoming referendum, #MisinformationMario! Your lies will help fuel division in this province. We need more like you! #abpoli #ableg 1314
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don't know which is funnier. Calling Tamara Lich a "journalist" 😂 Or Ezra Levant STILL thinking his Rebel "News" is a legitimate media outlet. 😂 #abpoli #cdnpoli 17216
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Please watch my impassionate speech about how badly Ottawa has treated Alberta and share widely. We need to send Ottawa a message to stop this unfair treatment. #abpoli #CrocodileTears #UCPCorruption #DanielleSmithIsALiar #ableg 7142
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Good news Alberta! My UCP has unilaterally decided to change election rules to hide critical voter data which could be used by scrutineers to detect voter fraud. But don’t worry, we’re only changing the rules for the referendum! ca.news.yahoo.com/alberta-chan... #abpoli #UCPCorruptionca.news.yahoo.comAlberta changes voter list rules, eyes new legislation after privacy breachEDMONTON — Alberta's government said Friday it has made temporary changes to rules governing provincial voter lists after a major privacy breach earlier this year. 34320
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“New Authoritarian” I like the sound of that! #abpoli macleans.ca/politics/dan...macleans.caDanielle Smith Is Putting Alberta Up for Sale - Macleans.caThe corporate lobbyist-turned-premier is letting the private sector run the government 02319
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026EXCITING! My separatist UCP is going to be the first to bring Gerrymandering to Canadian elections! And we are going to win BIG with even more lies & disinformation spread by our $30 MILLION “war room” and paid influencers! It’s gonna be GREAT! #abpoli #UCPCorruption www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...cbc.caThe Alberta NDP won Calgary’s byelection. But next election, the map could look very different | CBC NewsAs work is underway to redraw Alberta's electoral map, Calgary-Shaw provides an up-to-date case study illustrating how proposed changes to provincial ridings could affect election results. 64618
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026🚨 BREAKING! 🚨 Starting this fall my UCP government will follow the MAGA playbook and ban the following fake news outlets from the Alberta Legislature: ❌ CBC ❌ CTV ❌ Global “News” ❌ CityTV ❌ APTN That is all. www.cbc.ca/news/world/t... #abpoli #uspoli #UCPCorruptioncbc.caTrump announces White House ban on CNN, other media outlets | CBC NewsU.S. President Donald Trump announced an immediate White House ban on a number of news outlets, including CNN. 4172
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Elections Alberta is wrong. The courts are wrong. Everyone is wrong, EXCEPT ME! I’m always right. #abpoli #ableg #abreferendum 55019
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Great news Alberta! This fall my UCP-run electoral boundaries committee will have a new map with two new ridings! The new map will carve up urban ridings to merge them with conservative-friendly rural ridings bringing gerrymandering to AB! www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti... #abpolictvnews.caDanielle Smith’s approval rating drops to new low: Angus ReidAlberta Premier Danielle Smith’s approval rating has dropped to its lowest level since taking office, with just two in five Albertans in favour of her leadership, new data suggests. 2218
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026To be clear, If Alberta driver’s licenses get hacked like this, my UCP won’t launch any investigation, just like we didn’t investigate when your the electoral voter database was sold to separatists. You’re on your own, Alberta! globalnews.ca/news/1205846... #abpoli #ablegglobalnews.caRCMP ‘monitoring’ reports of massive North American drivers’ licence hack - National | Globalnews.caThe breach, if confirmed, could be one of the largest exposures of government-issued identity documents in North America, creating risks of identity theft and fraud for millions. 04421
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If the Alberta separation movement is truly a grassroots effort of dissatisfied Albertans, why are there so many foreign interests involved in pushing the separatist agenda? Read: theijf.org/article/how-... #abpoli #cdnpolitheijf.orgHow groups tied to U.S. Atlas Network turned a fringe separatist movement in Alberta into a political threatInside the long campaign to legitimize separatism, and the legislative strategy to make it possible 13212
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Friendly reminder: The October 19th referendum is not only about separation, it’s also about increasing racism by blaming immigrants to distract from UCP mismanagement and corruption. Watch: www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/vid... #abpoli #abreferendum #ablegctvnews.caReports of hate on the rise, critics blame Alberta referendumGroups working with immigrants and newcomers in Alberta say reports of hate incidents are on the rise. Some blame the upcoming referendum. 110234
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Me and my UCP have repeated the equalization lie so many times, the truth about how equalization works no longer matters. Our supporters desperately want to be victims and they want to believe only a conservative government can save them! Read: thetyee.ca/Opinion/2026... #abpolithetyee.caNo, Alberta Does Not ‘Subsidize’ the Rest of Canada | The TyeeThe vast majority of workers get more from federal programs than they give. 34018
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Thank you Daddy Manning! 😘 The loss of the safe conservative Calgary riding shows I really need to focus on two things: 1️⃣ Rebrand myself as a non-separatist despite catering to them 2️⃣ Gerrymander the 💩 out of Edmonton and Calgary! www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti... #abpoli #ablegctvnews.caPreston Manning says he's baffled by those who view Alberta premier as a separatistConservative elder statesman Preston Manning says he’s baffled some view Alberta Premier Danielle Smith as anti-Canada given her vocal support of Confederation. 8357
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Congratulations to the new MLA for Calgary Shaw, Kyle Campbell. Voters have spoken and our UCP gov’t will now double-down on NDP attack ads, lies, and smear campaigns. I’d like to thank our UCP separatist candidate, Mike Derry, who will get a well paid appointment soon! #abpoli 35517
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026With the continued support conservatives get from rural Alberta, we can ensure a great future for a Strong and Free Alberta! #abpoli #cdnpoli 24224
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Thanks Carney! And thank you from all of my overlords in the oil & gas industry! Now they can continue to pollute the world and rake in more profits! #abpoli #ableg 23016
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Unbelievable! Radical woke leftist communists are trying to stop Edmonton Oilers from signing Alex Formenton. This petition shouldn’t be signed as the Oilers has a long history of supporting sexual misconduct like with Stan Bowman! #abpoli #yeg c.org/Zk6bb77bxrc.orgSign the PetitionEdmonton Oilers Reverse The Signing of Alex Formenton 12513
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026🚨 BREAKING! 🚨 Right-wing influencers who get paid to parrot the exact same talking points to push a conservative narrative of disinformation are crying because they are no longer getting monetized by X due to unoriginal content and are being forced to turn to other platforms. #abpoli #cdnpoli 1125
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 09/09/2026DO IT, DONNY! Ontario needs to learn a harsh lesson that they can’t keep taking advantage of Alberta and the U.S. There is no one better to teach them this lesson than the strongest man in the world, Donald J. Trump! #abpoli #cdnpoli 6164
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Two coffee parties today and both went straight to what matters most to them: Privatized healthcare & education. Thank you Brett Wilson for hosting and bringing your wealthy elitist friends together to ask real questions about how to rebuild Alberta after separation. #abpoli 64311
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Good thing Alberta separatists don’t see the grift being perpetrated by the separatist leaders. If they did, this whole movement might fall apart and they might start looking at how my UCP is robbing Alberta blind! #abpoli #abreferendum #UCPCorruption #ableg globalnews.ca/news/1204911...globalnews.caAlberta separatist leader Rath faces $109M debt claim from US investors | Globalnews.caAn American litigation funder is threatening to call in more than $100 million in alleged debt from Alberta separatist leader and lawyer Jeffrey Rath and his firm 24718
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026As Canada’s first indigenous premier with Métis, Cherokee, and Kokanee Gold heritage, I stand by my Executive Director and his racist comments towards First Nations peoples. I will not fire Spanky! #abpoli #ableg globalnews.ca/news/1191369...globalnews.caAlberta First Nation Chief demands apology from Premier Danielle Smith’s office | Globalnews.caThe Chief of the Sturgeon Lake Cree Nation is demanding an apology from Premier Danielle Smith's office over comments a senior staffer made on social media disparaging the chiefs. 1256
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Oh Parksy, Patients won’t be transferred to other hospitals. That costs too much! They’ll have to wait in hallways and closets until their loved ones get frustrated from waiting and drive them to B.C. or Sask. for healthcare. See? Told you I’d fix healthcare! #abpoli #abhealth 0226
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Great post Spanky! With all the distractions I created by my referendum on Alberta separation, I’m glad to see Bruce McAllister reminding Albertans that we also have lots of anti-immigration questions too which highlights how my UCP aligns with the far-right AfD! #abpoli 23113
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Congratulations to Alice Weidel and the AfD for their recent election victory! Your strategy to rage farm low income voters and demonize immigrants are the same tactics used by my UCP! Looking forward to working with the new reich! #abpoli 64512
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is FAKE NEWS! My UCP is not focused on dismantling and privatizing healthcare. We are focused on removing bike lanes. We don’t care what happens to healthcare. #abpoli #UCPCorruption #abhealth #ableg 24715
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Stay vigilant Alberta! Radical woke leftist communists are trying to take away free speech from us and separatists who are tired of being silenced by Ottawa. Thankfully Elon Musk is fighting back and giving everyone a place where they can express themselves! #abpoli #cdnpoli 0122
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The Prime Minister of Norway is being Completely and Utterly Disrespectful towards North America’s greatest president of all time, and my personal Hero, Donald Trump. They should have given him an A+ AND a Nobel Peace Prize! Trump should invade. #cdnpoli #uspoli 1174
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Calgary has the venues, the festivals, the songwriters and the audiences. Now it just needs a push to turn all of that into an even bigger industry. Rather than supporting Canada, I’m trying to make it more like the U.S. by calling it “Nashville of the North”! #abpoli #cdnpoli 82710
Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026💯 AGREE! People are lazy because of all the woke holidays the radical leftist Liberals are pushing on Albertans. That's why this fall, I will introduce new legislation to fix our economy and restrict the number of working holidays to two: Christmas & Easter #abpoli 0102